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HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW SLOGANS

hillary clinton pooped pants

Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.

Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!

Trump cartoonHILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!

HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading

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MILWAUKEE RIOTS: TURNS OUT THE COP WHO SHOT THE BLACK CAREER CRIMINAL WAS ALSO BLACK

democratic party donkey

“We’re the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow. Why would we stop promoting race hatred now?”

As if any further proof was needed that the people who work in the American media are down on the same level with child rapists there’s this development from Milwaukee, site of the Democrats’ latest race hatred drama.

IT TURNS OUT THE COP WHO SHOT THE ARMED BLACK CAREER CRIMINAL WAS ALSO BLACK. A reasonable person might ask how this was a “racist” incident and why Milwaukee burned from rioting Hillary supporters two nights in a row. The answer would be “Because the Democrats thrive on race hatred. It prevents the white and black working class that the Democrats have betrayed from uniting against them.”

BLM IS ALSO PROTESTING AT ELVIS’ GRACELAND ESTATE. (Yes, I’m serious.) NEWS QUIZ: WHAT DOES BLM STAND FOR? Continue reading

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HEADS THE DEMOCRAT WINS, TAILS THE REPUBLICAN LOSES

Trump and Romney

The American media will depict the Republican candidate as Hitler whether he is a gutless punching bag (right) or someone who fights back (left)

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that for years I’ve been rooting for both of America’s white collar crime gangs (called Democrats and Republicans) to splinter apart. Neither political party has cared about the working poor in decades but the Republicans (always the morons of the two gangs) made the fatal error of not keeping up with the Democrats in the media arms race.  

To clarify for overseas readers that means the criminals of DemCorp have run rings around the criminals of RepubCorp in terms of P.R. for several years now. That’s why no matter WHO the Republican gang nominates for president they are subjected to a daily inquisition while the DemCorp media pampers their own candidates with softball questions. BOTH candidates should get grilled every day. 

The bloated rich pigs who run RepubCorp are hilariously inept and clueless, which was always a lot of fun in presidential races back when the Democrats DID look out for America’s working poor and for constitutional protections. Money follows power, however, and the bloated rich pigs began hedging their bets by purchasing all of the Democrats, too, since presidential races have become an exercise in blatant media favoritism to DemCorp candidates. 

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Establishment Republicans are STILL stupid enough to think there is a way that their presidential candidates can conduct themselves that will win praise from the media. Their massive stupidity on this and other matters helped fuel the chaos of this election year. 

Mitt Romney – since he’s not running this time – gets depicted by the media as a kind of elder statesman even though he LOST in 2012. But four years ago HE was the one being depicted as a daily gaffe machine and a horribly sexist monster (remember “binders full of women”).

Hell, at the Olympics in 2012 every single remark the visiting Romney made was distorted by the media who insisted the man was “insulting our British allies” and was “proving he wasn’t fit for the presidency” because of comments the media treated like the end of the world though virtually nobody today could even remember any of those supposedly “monumental”gaffes. 

Hitler

*** *** *** Typical NYT headline: Hitler Drank Water – Trump Drinks Water. Any Questions?

So, when the RepubCorp candidate is a human punching bag like Mitt Romney who was always careful to politely thank the media for castrating him and force-feeding him his own balls on a daily basis that candidate STILL gets depicted as the new Hitler.

This time around the RepubCorp candidate apparently owns a television set because he has noticed how blatantly biased the American media is and refuses to lie back and take it. And, yes, HE gets depicted as the new Hitler, too. Even by the failed fools who run RepubCorp, who obediently tsk tsk over Trump’s justifiably cavalier attitude toward the loaded, prejudiced questions he gets bombarded with.  

Cruz and Paul Ryan

Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan are hoping Trump loses so that one of THEM can be called Hitler in 2020.

At any rate, the RepubCorp presidential candidate is ALWAYS going to be depicted as Hitler whether or not he’s a subdued, defeated wimp OR if he’s willing to fight back against the shallow, clueless media who are basically DemCorp campaign staff. For most people the choice would be clear: if your candidate will be crushed and harassed daily no matter how docile and masochistically submissive he is toward the biased media, then it’s better to have a candidate who calls out that biased media. Continue reading

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MUSLIM ATROCITY UPDATE

Islamophobia posterThe Muslim World perpetuates its  CENTURIES of violence against non-Muslims but the Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who pretend to be “educators” in the Western World try their best to obscure that fact. They also try to whitewash Islam’s history of slavery as well, plus its misogyny, homophobia and oppression of religious minorities.

August 8th: Quetta, Pakistan – At least one suicide bomber from Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, one of the franchises in the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, killed 74 innocent people and injured over ONE HUNDRED TWENTY more at a HOSPITAL. Obama probably blamed America’s “toxic masculinity.”

August 2nd: Benghazi, Libya – The site that brought on Hillary Clinton’s most callous lies ever, saw a Muslim fascist suicide bomber kill 23 innocent people and injure over 20 more.   

Also August 2nd: Kodomun, Nigeria – The local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine killed 15 innocent people and injured over 20 more. Obama presumably blamed the NRA. 

Obama Islam

… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?

Also August 2nd: Godogo, Nigeria – Muslim fascists killed 11 innocent people and injured nearly 20 more. Hillary blamed white privilege I’m guessing. 

August 3rd: Benghazi, Libya – Agents of the Islamic State (Obamastan), which was spawned by Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, used a suicide bomber to kill 15 innocent people and injure 16 more. Continue reading

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HILLARY CLAIMS TRUMP CAUSES CANCER!

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UNFIT BY ANY DEFINITION. WRITE IN BERNIE SANDERS OR VOTE FOR JILL STEIN

UNTOLD MILLIONS HAVE DIED FROM CANCER IN A CLEAR REBUKE TO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN Continue reading

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OBAMA EXPLAINS IT ALL

Hillary Clinton kenyan remark

A little humorous reminder that Hillary was the FIRST nutty “birther” when she claimed Obama might be Kenyan when she ran against him in 2008.

Recently Barack Obama and I set aside our differences because we just found out both our mothers happened to be named Martha. Now if THAT can’t bring people together I don’t know what else could. (I know, right.)

Anyway, Obama agreed to put some current events into context in this EXCLUSIVE one-on-one with Balladeer’s Blog.

BALLADEER’s BLOG: Just today even MORE bombshells from Clinton’s emails showing Hillary running a “pay for play” scam in which convenient “contributions” laundered through the criminal Clinton Foundation would earn donors official positions, either in the near future or in a future Hillary Administration. What is your take on that?

Hillary Clinton supporters

Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.

OBAMA: Well, as you’re fond of pointing out, I myself emerged from the cesspool of Chicago politics so I’m no stranger to graft and corruption on a large scale but DAMN! This bitch just couldn’t control her greed and was so damn blatant about the corruption she wallowed in. I tried to tell her that, though our media would do everything they could to protect her, she had to at LEAST leave room for a little plausible deniability.

BB: What was her reaction? Continue reading

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DEMOCRATS AND THE MEDIA: WE WILL DRAG HILLARY’S STINKING, CROOKED CARCASS ACROSS THE FINISH LINE!

Hillary getting helped up stairs

The Democrats and the media are determined to drag Hillary’s stinking, crooked carcass across the Finish Line if it’s the last thing they do! 

Hillary continues to stumble and bumble around like a slapstick comic. Even when she manages to stand upright under her own power she has to take emergency bathroom runs or babbles incoherently. She STILL hasn’t given a general press conference in weeks, unlike her opponents Donald Trump and Jill Stein. Continue reading

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OBAMA: THE MOST UNFIT PRESIDENT EVER

Obama making a face

The UNFIT Obama at his most presidential

Balladeer’s Blog has been one of the many sites around the world puncturing the silly myth that Barack Obama is competent. I’ll point out again that I’m sure future African-American presidents really WILL be capable people, but it’s ridiculous to pretend that Little Barry has been anything but a disaster. (Psst! I’m neither a Republican NOR a Democrat, so stop typing your accusation.)

To add some variety to my usual trashing of the weak, inept and crooked little man who thinks he can afford to call anyone ELSE “unfit” for the presidency, here’s a link to a terrific bit from the Boston Herald. Carr nicely lists some of the COUNTLESS incidents we’ve had where Obama was revealed as the idiot that he is. It just never got the apocalyptic coverage that other candidates get subjected to. First an excerpt: 

Unfit for office?

Let’s talk about that…

Obama at wheel

The most UNFIT president in American history.

“Brave talk from a guy who thinks there are 57 states, that they speak Austrian in Austria, that they speak Arabic in Afghanistan, who pronounced the state he lived in for three years as “Mass-a-tu-setts,” who pronounced corpsman as “corpseman.” Who thinks the Transcontinental Railroad was “intercontinental.”

“He described Eric Holder’s wife, a physician, as a “nationally renowned ohbee-gynee.” He misspelled “Syracus” on his NCAA brackets sheet. He is utterly tongue-tied without a teleprompter. He makes “recess” appointments when the Senate is not in recess.”

Obama I dont always“If he had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. His grandmother was a typical white person. The Cambridge Police Department acted stupidly.”

“It never ends with this buffoon. Yesterday, in Singapore, he mangled the name of the country’s founding father. He can’t be bothered acting like an adult.”  

*** To read the rest Continue reading

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TOMORROW’S TRUMP HEADLINES TODAY!

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Part of the fun of this chaotic presidential campaign has been watching the corporate media froth at the mouth and repeatedly lie about Donald Trump.

All of their efforts have been exposed as lies or malicious editing of former associates of Trump. (My favorite was when they tried claiming they interviewed previous women in Trump’s life who supposedly said bad things about him but the ladies immediately went on various news shows furiously pointing out that all their comments were distorted or taken out of context and that they had a very high opinion of the Donald.)

In that spirit here are some glimpses of possible anti-Trump headlines that the corporate whores of the American media might use. The fact that they’re all completely made up makes them AT LEAST as accurate as anything Huffpo or the New York Times put up.

Hillary Winking

Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.

*** SHOCKING POLL SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE TRUMP YESTERDAY DON’T LIKE HIM TODAY EITHER!

*** TRUMP’S INSANE CLAIM THAT MUSLIMS SOMETIMES COMMIT TERROR ATTACKS SURE TO ALIENATE MUSLIM TERRORISTS!  

*** TRUMP WRYLY RESPONDS TO LOADED, BIASED QUESTIONS FROM THE MEDIA, PROVING HE’S UNFIT FOR THE PRESIDENCY! 

*** TRUMP’S INTENTION TO ENFORCE PERFECTLY REASONABLE LAWS SHOWS HIS CAMPAIGN’S DESPERATION!

*** TRUMP SHOWN LOSING SUPPORT WITH PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM ANYWAY!

*** POMPOUS SNOBS SAY TRUMP UNFIT FOR OFFICE! Continue reading

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AMERICAN MEDIA: THE BLOATED RICH PIGS WHO RUN IT WANT HILLARY AS PRESIDENT

Hillary confused

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** If every terse or ill-considered remark made by this bought-and-paid-for criminal was covered in the same paniced and apocalyptic manner that Trump’s every pronouncement was we might have a fair playing field. The American Media has managed the impossible – making Donald Trump the heroic underdog.

American media phonies are so cute when they pretend they care about the families of people in the armed forces. At this point I can’t blame anybody for wanting to vote for Donald Trump just to spite our corporate media, which is owned by the same bloated rich pigs and one percenters who own Hillary Clinton. (I liked Bernie, by the way.)

Hey, I get it, if Hillary doesn’t become president then all the money they funneled to her through the criminal Clinton Foundation will have gone to waste. If those bloated rich pigs want a return on their investment then the slime-dripping, sleaze-oozing Hillary MUST win, no matter how blatant our media’s propoganda has to become.   

Hillary Clinton hands together BIG

*** *** *** *** *** Remember Hillary bragging about putting coal miners out of work? Had Trump said that he’d STILL be getting interrogated about it. People can tell the media is covering for Hillary.

So it’s been nothing but KHAAAAAAANN from our media non-stop for the past several days. As in the late soldier, apparently a much more decent human being than his Sharia-law supporting father. (Yep. Look it up.)  

The late soldier’s parents – like him of the Muslim faith – seemingly decided to borrow a page from Cindy Sheehan and exploit their child’s death for political purposes. They’ve launched personal attacks on Donald Trump for noticing that many terrorists are Muslims.

KHIZR KHAN HAS BEEN TIED TO THE CLINTONS by the way, immediately making motivations suspect if any actual journalists were still employed with our media.

Hillary Clinton arguing with black woman

Hillary being rude to a woman from Black Lives Matter. If it was Trump we’d still be hearing about how it proved he was unfit and didn’t have a “presidential temperament.” The media is making Trump a martyr.

At any rate the manufactured outrage that the media has obsessed over in the war of words between the Khan parents and Trump shows our media has reached a new low.

THE MEDIA IGNORES THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GRIEVING PARENTS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CHILDREN TO MUSLIM TERRORISM BUT EXPLOITS THE KHANS BECAUSE THEY’RE MUSLIMS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY’S BENEFIT. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DEMOCRATS OR THEIR MEDIA SHOWCASING MUSLIMS WHO OPPOSE ISLAMIC VIOLENCE AND WANT TO LIVE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.   

Balladeer’s Blog has covered these topics in the past. Here are a few links to what I’ve written before about the American Media and the Democrats’ selective outrage. 

ON LIBERALS EXPLOITING EMOTION 

ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS SHUN MUSLIMS WHO WANT REFORM IN THEIR FAITH    Continue reading

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