The wait is nearly over for the start of the debut intercollegiate football season for the UNIVERSITY OF WEST FLORIDA ARGONAUTS!
This Division Two team will play in the Gulf South Conference – often called the SEC of D2 football. The very first game for the Argonauts is scheduled for Noon on Saturday, September 3rd against the Ave Maria University Gyrenes. AT the Gyrenes. The rest of the schedule for UWF’s inaugural season goes like this: Continue reading
Filed under college football, Cool Helmets
HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!
The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history.
And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion, Uncategorized
Hillary – who STILL refuses to give more money to charity – claims her health is just fine.
The funniest damn year in American presidential campaign history continues to roll along! ANYBODY who takes American “journalists” (LMAO) seriously after this year is hopeless.
Hillary Clinton, who repeatedly stumbles and falls, who barks like a dog and who keeps making bizarre remarks that she and various cooperative reporters (LMAO) dismiss as “short circuits,” yes that Hillary Clinton made a public statement recently that her health is just fine … but then announced that she won’t be making any more public appearances until Sunday.
Hillary promises the working class nothing but MORE condescending lectures from bloated rich pigs like her!
Why, I’m sure her health is just fine. And I’m sure if Hillary’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump behaved the same way that the media would treat THEM with kid gloves about it, too. (I’m being sarcastic.)
Similarly, Barack Obama’s coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring are giving him a free pass for refusing to leave his golf vacation to at least PRETEND to care about the flooding in Louisiana or the riots around the country. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Presidential Rap Sheets
Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.
Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Presidential Rap Sheets
“We’re the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow. Why would we stop promoting race hatred now?”
As if any further proof was needed that the people who work in the American media are down on the same level with child rapists there’s this development from Milwaukee, site of the Democrats’ latest race hatred drama.
IT TURNS OUT THE COP WHO SHOT THE ARMED BLACK CAREER CRIMINAL WAS ALSO BLACK. A reasonable person might ask how this was a “racist” incident and why Milwaukee burned from rioting Hillary supporters two nights in a row. The answer would be “Because the Democrats thrive on race hatred. It prevents the white and black working class that the Democrats have betrayed from uniting against them.”
BLM IS ALSO PROTESTING AT ELVIS’ GRACELAND ESTATE. (Yes, I’m serious.) NEWS QUIZ: WHAT DOES BLM STAND FOR? Continue reading
Filed under Milestones In Stupidity
The American media will depict the Republican candidate as Hitler whether he is a gutless punching bag (right) or someone who fights back (left)
Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that for years I’ve been rooting for both of America’s white collar crime gangs (called Democrats and Republicans) to splinter apart. Neither political party has cared about the working poor in decades but the Republicans (always the morons of the two gangs) made the fatal error of not keeping up with the Democrats in the media arms race.
To clarify for overseas readers that means the criminals of DemCorp have run rings around the criminals of RepubCorp in terms of P.R. for several years now. That’s why no matter WHO the Republican gang nominates for president they are subjected to a daily inquisition while the DemCorp media pampers their own candidates with softball questions. BOTH candidates should get grilled every day.
The bloated rich pigs who run RepubCorp are hilariously inept and clueless, which was always a lot of fun in presidential races back when the Democrats DID look out for America’s working poor and for constitutional protections. Money follows power, however, and the bloated rich pigs began hedging their bets by purchasing all of the Democrats, too, since presidential races have become an exercise in blatant media favoritism to DemCorp candidates.
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Establishment Republicans are STILL stupid enough to think there is a way that their presidential candidates can conduct themselves that will win praise from the media. Their massive stupidity on this and other matters helped fuel the chaos of this election year.
Mitt Romney – since he’s not running this time – gets depicted by the media as a kind of elder statesman even though he LOST in 2012. But four years ago HE was the one being depicted as a daily gaffe machine and a horribly sexist monster (remember “binders full of women”).
Hell, at the Olympics in 2012 every single remark the visiting Romney made was distorted by the media who insisted the man was “insulting our British allies” and was “proving he wasn’t fit for the presidency” because of comments the media treated like the end of the world though virtually nobody today could even remember any of those supposedly “monumental”gaffes.
*** *** *** Typical NYT headline: Hitler Drank Water – Trump Drinks Water. Any Questions?
So, when the RepubCorp candidate is a human punching bag like Mitt Romney who was always careful to politely thank the media for castrating him and force-feeding him his own balls on a daily basis that candidate STILL gets depicted as the new Hitler.
This time around the RepubCorp candidate apparently owns a television set because he has noticed how blatantly biased the American media is and refuses to lie back and take it. And, yes, HE gets depicted as the new Hitler, too. Even by the failed fools who run RepubCorp, who obediently tsk tsk over Trump’s justifiably cavalier attitude toward the loaded, prejudiced questions he gets bombarded with.
Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan are hoping Trump loses so that one of THEM can be called Hitler in 2020.
At any rate, the RepubCorp presidential candidate is ALWAYS going to be depicted as Hitler whether or not he’s a subdued, defeated wimp OR if he’s willing to fight back against the shallow, clueless media who are basically DemCorp campaign staff. For most people the choice would be clear: if your candidate will be crushed and harassed daily no matter how docile and masochistically submissive he is toward the biased media, then it’s better to have a candidate who calls out that biased media. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
The Muslim World perpetuates its CENTURIES of violence against non-Muslims but the Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who pretend to be “educators” in the Western World try their best to obscure that fact. They also try to whitewash Islam’s history of slavery as well, plus its misogyny, homophobia and oppression of religious minorities.
August 8th: Quetta, Pakistan – At least one suicide bomber from Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, one of the franchises in the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, killed 74 innocent people and injured over ONE HUNDRED TWENTY more at a HOSPITAL. Obama probably blamed America’s “toxic masculinity.”
August 2nd: Benghazi, Libya – The site that brought on Hillary Clinton’s most callous lies ever, saw a Muslim fascist suicide bomber kill 23 innocent people and injure over 20 more.
Also August 2nd: Kodomun, Nigeria – The local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine killed 15 innocent people and injured over 20 more. Obama presumably blamed the NRA.
… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?
Also August 2nd: Godogo, Nigeria – Muslim fascists killed 11 innocent people and injured nearly 20 more. Hillary blamed white privilege I’m guessing.
August 3rd: Benghazi, Libya – Agents of the Islamic State (Obamastan), which was spawned by Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, used a suicide bomber to kill 15 innocent people and injure 16 more. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
UNFIT BY ANY DEFINITION. WRITE IN BERNIE SANDERS OR VOTE FOR JILL STEIN
UNTOLD MILLIONS HAVE DIED FROM CANCER IN A CLEAR REBUKE TO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
A little humorous reminder that Hillary was the FIRST nutty “birther” when she claimed Obama might be Kenyan when she ran against him in 2008.
Recently Barack Obama and I set aside our differences because we just found out both our mothers happened to be named Martha. Now if THAT can’t bring people together I don’t know what else could. (I know, right.)
Anyway, Obama agreed to put some current events into context in this EXCLUSIVE one-on-one with Balladeer’s Blog.
BALLADEER’s BLOG: Just today even MORE bombshells from Clinton’s emails showing Hillary running a “pay for play” scam in which convenient “contributions” laundered through the criminal Clinton Foundation would earn donors official positions, either in the near future or in a future Hillary Administration. What is your take on that?
Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.
OBAMA: Well, as you’re fond of pointing out, I myself emerged from the cesspool of Chicago politics so I’m no stranger to graft and corruption on a large scale but DAMN! This bitch just couldn’t control her greed and was so damn blatant about the corruption she wallowed in. I tried to tell her that, though our media would do everything they could to protect her, she had to at LEAST leave room for a little plausible deniability.
BB: What was her reaction? Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
The Democrats and the media are determined to drag Hillary’s stinking, crooked carcass across the Finish Line if it’s the last thing they do!
Hillary continues to stumble and bumble around like a slapstick comic. Even when she manages to stand upright under her own power she has to take emergency bathroom runs or babbles incoherently. She STILL hasn’t given a general press conference in weeks, unlike her opponents Donald Trump and Jill Stein. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
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