OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude!
Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.
The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much.
Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.
United States President Barack Obama
** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.
** Discovering penicillin.
** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)
** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”
** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading
MID-SOUTH CONFERENCE – FIRST ROUND – The 5th seeded CUMBERLAND UNIVERSITY PHOENIX won a magnificent 2-0 upset of the 4 seeds – the GEORGETOWN (KY) COLLEGE TIGERS ### Meanwhile the (6) SAINT CATHARINE COLLEGE PATRIOTS edged the (3) UNIVERSITY OF PIKEVILLE BEARS 4-3 in another upset ### And the (2) LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS defeated the (7) UNIVERSITY OF THE CUMBERLANDS PATRIOTS 5-2. 
ANATBA and KOLUBEH – The twin goddesses of childbirth, who began gracing humanity with children after they left the underground world. In Tupari myths the only way women can become pregnant is for these two deities to visit them at night and place a baby in the woman’s womb. Before the baby’s presence in the body of the mother it forms from the otherworldly “flesh” of Anatba and Kolubeh, sometimes linking them like the joints that link Siamese twins. 
April 9th – Darb Hassan, Syria – Mines of the Islamic State (Obamastan) killed 6 innocent children and injured 3 more. 
Julian de Lusarreta managed the first goal of the Third Chukker, tying things up at 4-4 and his teammate Juan Martin Nero went on to put the Clubmen on top 5 goals to 4 with a shot rocketed in from ONE HUNDRED YARDS OUT! Facundo Pieres notched a pair of penalty shots later in the Chukker for a 7-4 Orchard Hill advantage but Cambiaso scored the lone goal for Dubai in the Chukker, making the score 7-5 in favor of the Clubmen going into Halftime. 
Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Since I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the worst president the U.S. has ever had. Weak, inept, crooked, shallow and uninformed, Obama is an embarrassment. No doubt future African-American presidents will be much more capable and less of a hatemonger. 
WAVELENGTH (1983) – This is an unjustly neglected science fiction film that stars Robert Carradine, Cherie Currie and Keenan Wynn in a very unconventional love triangle: both Carradine and Currie are fighting over Wynn. (I’m kidding!) 
NJCAA (National Junior College Athletic Association) 
