Time once again for “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead.” This time around Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the band Lush and their hit song Lady Killers.
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MOTHER JONES: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS MUCH MORE COMPASSIONATE THAN OBAMA WAS TO STORM VICTIMS
Balladeer’s Blog is on record as despising both of the rival gangs of white collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans. Mother Jones once again did some posthumous communicating with me about our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump, who is squaring off against both those sets of villains like Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars.
Mother Jones reminded me of how callous the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama was under similar circumstances. Mother Jones drew my attention to an article I wrote last year highlighting Obama’s callousness toward suffering victims of a natural disaster.
It is below. But first a photo of LYNN YAEGER, the Fashion Fascist who tried ridiculing First Lady Melania Trump ( Mother Jones told me Melania is our greatest First Lady since Jackie Kennedy). This fashion writer (honestly) made fun of Melania for wearing high heels as she entered Air Force One with her husband – United States President Donald Trump – to visit Houston in the wake of Hurricane Harvey.
The daffy Trump-hater looked like even more of an idiot when – as anybody with common sense could have predicted – First Lady Melania Trump – WHO SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS – exited Air Force One with her husband, United States President Donald Trump, clad in sneakers for the conditions.
Haters are gonna hate, and insane Left-Wing Archie Bunkers are gonna dress like the shallow fashionistas that Jennifer Saunders expertly lampooned on Absolutely Fabulous.
And as promised, here is my post about Obama’s callousness toward victims last year:
BARACK OBAMA: THE MOST CALLOUS MAN ALIVE
Barack Obama truly is garbage. Not only did this squirrely, wormy little man wait until he was DONE with his golfing vacation before visiting flood-ravaged Louisiana but when the delicate-minded child was pressed a little about his callous attitude toward the human suffering he was ignoring all that time this alleged human being ACTUALLY, REALLY said “I’m out in five months.”
What a scumbag! I know he bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics but this is a new low even for him. I guess if there’s a crisis on the week before Little Barry leaves office he’ll just shrug and say “That’s the new president’s worry.” Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
MUSLIM SUPREMACIST ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 30th
Since the cowardly hypocrites called Democrats are determined to overuse the word “supremacist” like they overused the word “racist” I figured I’d use the term “Muslim Supremacist” instead of Muslim Fascist this time around. Call them what you will, you can bet America’s spineless Democrats will remain too terrified to utter a word of criticism about them.
Here are just A FEW of the latest atrocities from the kind of Muslims that the Democrats who censor Facebook LOVE!
August 25th: Gakara, Cameroon – Muslim Supremacists burned down THIRTY-FIVE homes and killed FIFTEEN innocent people while injuring EIGHT more. But to Facebook the only “offense” is if someone posts a news article about it on their Facebook page. (Since people can block anything they want to block there is NO excuse for Facebook’s obsessive censorship.)
August 23rd: Nganzi, Nigeria – Muslim Supremacists burned down homes and killed FIFTEEN innocent people while injuring TWELVE more. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 25th: Rakhine, Myanmar – Muslim Supremacists launch a raid, killing TWELVE innocent people. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 26th: Rakhine, Myanmar – Muslim Supremacists struck again, this time killing SIX innocent people for being Hindus instead of Muslims. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 21st: Tubigan, Philippines – Abu Sayyaf, the local affiliate of the Global Muslim Supremacist Murder Machine, burned down homes and killed NINE innocent people while injuring SIXTEEN more. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.) Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
STILL MORE MOCK TRUMP HEADLINES
The emotional cripples who hate President Trump really are hiring PROFESSIONAL HUGGERS to comfort them. I delayed writing about that for the longest time because it sounded like something from the Onion. It IS the truth as it turns out.
It may be impossible to satirize these irrational haters, but I’m still willing to try, with yet another list of mock headlines.
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ANTIFA TO BE NAMED THEIR PARTY’S OFFICIAL DEATH SQUADS
NOT ONE NEW STATE HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE UNION UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP
DEATH BY VIOLENCE WAS UNHEARD OF UNTIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
NEW SUPERDY-DUPERTY POLL SHOWS ONE HUNDRED NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN THE WORLD TO BE GRANTED THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS
PRESIDENT TRUMP INFURIATES THE WORLD BY DENYING PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THEIR HUMAN RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS
PEOPLE WHO QUESTION WHY PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS MUST BE WHITE SUPREMACISTS
EVERYONE WHO OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A WHITE SUPREMACIST MUST BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS: THE PROSTHETIC FOREHEAD SONG
Balladeer’s Blog’s latest installment of “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead” features the band They Might Be Giants.
From Flood it’s their song We Want A Rock which is often referred to as The Prosthetic Forehead Song.
After all, the best songs capture something universal about the human condition and, let’s face it – Everybody DOES want prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!
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THE POLITICAL LEFT AND THEIR BIZARRE ATTITUDE OF “ISLAM: RIGHT OR WRONG!”
The political left around the world proves over and over that they consider ONLY Muslims who hate the Western World to be “authentic voices.” With labels like “Liberal” and “Conservative” becoming more and more meaningless by the day the strange love affair between Left-Wing Archie Bunkers and the most reactionary elements of Islam grows deeper and deeper.
The way American Liberalism has regressed into a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion puts it all into perspective:
### Islam is a fascist political philosophy which masquerades as a religion and American Liberalism is a religion which masquerades as a political philosophy.
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
LEFT-WING RACE-BAITING IS BEYOND ABSURD: THE “RACIST” ECLIPSE
Yesterday The Atlantic ran a ridiculous piece by a black woman who examined the eclipse in terms of black-white relations, as if the eclipse had CHOSEN to not be as visible in states with a large African-American population. FOOLS LIKE THAT DO NOT SPEAK FOR THEIR ENTIRE RACE. NOBODY SPEAKS FOR AN ENTIRE RACE.
Along that line of thought here’s a great piece from the U.K. about how mind-numbingly absurd the political left’s handling of racial issues has gotten all around the world. The link is below but first some excerpts:
“… in recent years, it has seen the Left support similar Islamist stone-agers just because they’re the right (Left) side of beige.”
“Similarly, in Darfur the Left were thrown a curveball when it turned out that the Arab Muslims were terrorising the black Christians. Um, Islam good, Christianity bad – but hang on, Christians darker here! DOES NOT COMPUTE!”
“Writing in Everyday Feminism, one Nico Dacumos suggested that light-skinned people of colour such as himself should ban themselves from political gatherings of dark-skinned BIPOCs (Black, Indigenous and People of Color); … Mr Dacumos signs off as one who ‘instigates non-binary transgender faggotry in Oakland, CA’ ”
” In more recent years, Paint-Chart Politics has been ruining the lives of even more children, though this time exclusively female ones as the police forces of Newcastle, Rotherham, Rochdale and Oxfordshire chose to turn a blind eye to the rape, torture and trafficking of thousands of girls simply because the men doing it were darker-skinned than their victims.”
“As Sarah Champion – driven out of the shadow cabinet this week for daring to state the obvious case that this country has ‘a problem with British Pakistani men raping and exploiting white girls…because people are more afraid to be called a racist than they are afraid to be wrong about calling out child abuse’ – has proved, the messenger will be routinely shot for speaking plainly;
“far better to tie oneself in the knots the media is now entangled in where by fearing accusations of racism by naming the rapists as being of Pakistani origin, they have slandered a whole continent by repeatedly using the weasel word ‘Asian’. As Douglas Murray wrote in this magazine:
… preferring to hide behind ‘Asian’ and thereby showing a willingness to mislead their readers into thinking that organised gangs of Koreans and Japanese have been gang-raping young white girls across Britain over recent years.’”
NOTE FROM BALLADEER: THE BIGGEST REGRET OF MY LIFE IS HAVING BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH THE DECEITFUL LEFT. YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRY FOR A BETTER WORLD WITHOUT BEING PREYED ON AND EXPLOITED BY THE HOVERING, CREEPY LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS OF THE “EDUCATIONAL” (LMFAO) WORLD.
At any rate, back to the article: Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
MUSLIM FASCIST ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 21st
MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR CONTINUES.
Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I’m an atheist but there is no denying that Islam – the religion founded by the blood-soaked child rapist named Muhammad – is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world right now.
Here are just a few of the latest Muslim fascist attacks.
August 17th: Barcelona, Spain – A Muslim fascist acting on behalf of the Islamic State (Obamastan) used his vehicle as a weapon to kill 14 innocent people and injure over ONE HUNDRED THIRTY more. Coexistence!
August 15th: Mandarari, Nigeria – Muslim fascist suicide bombers killed TWENTY-SEVEN innocent people and injured EIGHTY-THREE more.
August 12th: Quetta, Pakistan – Even in Muslim nations the Islamofascists kill OTHER MUSLIMS for worshiping differently than they do. A suicide bomber killed FIFTEEN innocent people and injured THIRTY-TWO more. IS IT ISLAMOPHOBIA WHEN MUSLIMS KILL OTHER MUSLIMS?
August 13th: Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso – Islamofascists attacked a restaurant, shooting EIGHTEEN innocent people to death and injuring 8 more.
August 14th: Timbuktu, Mali – Muslim fascists opened fire on a U.N. office, killing 8 innocent people and injuring 7 more. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
A THOUSAND DEATHS (2014)
A THOUSAND DEATHS (2014) – This 22 minute suspense/ horror piece was directed by Adam Zanzie who also adapted the script from the 1899 short story by Jack London. Last Halloween Season I reviewed that short story HERE
Adam Zanzie’s effort immediately improves on London’s original tale by at least giving the characters NAMES. I’m not kidding, by the way. The 1899 short story was Jack London’s first published work and he neglected to provide names for any character except the mad scientist’s dog, Dan.
Zanzie wisely decided not to retitle this Dan the Dog and Company and instead chose to just make up names for the characters. Ford Fanter portrays the main character Jack (nice little homage on the director’s part) and John Bratkowski plays Jack’s sadistically deranged father, Dr Chaney.
Like Stuart Gordon having to reconfigure Tales of Herbert West, Reanimator for modern sensibilities, Zanzie does an excellent job of “scrumblin’ up” (for Marx Brothers fans) most of the original story’s elements to accommodate pacing AND budget considerations.
Doctor Chaney tests his life-restoring process by using his own son as a guinea pig, killing him over and over in various violent ways. After each unpleasant resurrection he pumps his son for clinical details about how he felt as he experienced each horrific end. All in the name of science, of course. Continue reading
Filed under Halloween Season, opinion
THE BOSTWEEDS: FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!
Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, with another musical shoutout. It’s the Bostweeds -no, not the Mighty Mighty Bosstones – the Bostweeds with the iconic opening song to the Psychotronic film classic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
I’ve always felt that if I get married I’d like my bride-to-be to walk down the aisle to an instrumental version of THIS song. It might even be a deal-breaker!
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