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MOCK HEADLINES: ANOTHER SAMPLING

fascists will call themselves anti-fascistsThe fascist scumbags and rapists from Antifa are proving the old, old saying that “The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.” How true! Antifa filth are proving that their name is short for “Anti-Fairness” even though they like to pretend it stands for something else. Anyway, those Nazis are part of this latest go-round of Mock News Headlines:  

ANTIFA PROMISES TO BEAT UP ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE IN MAGA HATS … JOHN MCCAIN APPLAUDS THEM

TRUMP-HATERS OUTRAGED THAT NOBODY BUT THEM IS MAD THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP POINTED OUT THEIR LIES YET AGAIN

two kinds of fascistsDEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT MINDLESS AGREEMENT WITH EVERY INSANE THING THAT DEMOCRATS SAY SHOULD BE A CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT … ANYWHERE, IN ANY JOB

CNN CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TO BLAME FOR THEIR NEVER-ENDING OVEREXPOSURE OF HIM

CORPORATE MEDIA STILL TRYING TO PRETEND THERE IS ANYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD SAY THAT THEY WOULD NOT DISTORT OR WOULD FIND ACCEPTABLE!  

fascism is antifaCNN POLL SHOWS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS AT HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING WITH PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! 

CNN REPORTS THAT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD TWICE YESTERDAY AND ONCE TODAY ALREADY  

REPUBLICAN JOHN MCCAIN CALLS ON ANTIFA TO ASSAULT HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS IN THE NAME OF LOVE

CNN SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST HITLERISH HITLER WHO HAS EVER HITLERED IN HITLER-LIKE WAYS SINCE HITLER! AND BY THE WAY – HITLER!

Antifa posterDEMOCRATS CALL FOR ROVING MOBS OF ANTIFA RAPISTS TO REPLACE CONVENTIONAL POLICE 

CNN ANNOUNCES THEY ARE WORKING ON TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES VIEWERS SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THEIR SLEEP

ANTIFA THREATENS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FASCISTS IN THE COUNTRY

WOLF BLITZER BLAMES HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ON PRESIDENT TRUMP Continue reading

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DEMOCRATS: THE SMIRKING JACKASSES OF LIFE

Democrats don't control meBalladeer’s Blog would be just fine if both the Democrats’ and Republicans’ political parties – or the “Royal Houses” as I call them – were destroyed. Both parties are in the pocket of one percenters and bloated rich pigs. This is why the bought-and-paid-for office-holders from both parties are fighting President Donald Trump so fiercely. He’s not a career politician so he is under attack by the same forces that Franklin Roosevelt had to defy.

Under Obama the Democrats lost literally around 1,100 political seats on the federal and state levels. Those seats were all UNEARNED by the Republican Party, which is led by garbage like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell. People’s disgust with RepubCorp and its owners has become slightly less than it is with the Democrats and their owners so they’ve been voting for Republicans just to keep more Democrats out.

Unfortunately, Republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell mistakenly think the voters are enamored with the Republican Party’s perpetual air of confusion and incompetence. Republican and Democrat career politicians are nothing but white collar criminals. More and more of us are turning away from both Parties.

Which brings us back to why Democrats are the slimiest filth of the moment and have driven away so many of us:

liberals and conservativesI often get emails and comments that say things like: “Given the type of things you write about you’re clearly not a Conservative so why do you bash Liberals so much?” Or even: “What makes American Democrats such unbearable jackasses?”

Let me provide one small example that is a microcosm of the way American Liberal Democrats have become nothing but smirking jackasses who don’t know nearly as much as they think they do.

Not so long ago, one of America’s female Conservatives (which one is not important to this example) was speaking at a Tea Party event and closed by exhorting her audience to “Party like it’s 1773.”

American Liberals all across the media and the internet had a field day ridiculing the woman for saying that. In their usual prickish, pompous manner American Liberals assumed the woman had meant to say 1776, which was the year the Declaration of Independence was signed. Liberal asses repeated their snobbish “Conservatives are stupid” meme over and over again because of this incident.

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Actually since the Boston Tea Party, the event the Tea Party takes its name from, happened in 1773 – NOT 1776 – the Conservative Woman had the right year. That simple fact was lost and/or ignored in the slew of jokes about how “historically illiterate” Conservatives supposedly are for defending the woman. Talk shows, news shows, internet humor outlets all ran with the usual “Conservatives are morons” sentiment for several days.  

Let me emphasize this for overseas readers: the people who had the historical reference RIGHT became national laughingstocks and were being ridiculed as “stupid” by the people who were WRONG about the historical reference. Corrections were never run or aired by any of the offending outlets. The historical fact was lost in the rush to ridicule and all the general public remembered was that, supposedly, once again Conservatives had revealed how “stupid” they are. Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 14th

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“OPPRESSING PEOPLE WHILE POSING AS THE OPPRESSED”

The hypocritical Democrats – who have driven so many of us from the party with their fascism – love to COMMIT the atrocities that they then go on to blame THE REST OF US FOR! They love to act like THEY can just move on and forget their role in slavery, Japanese internment, the Trail of Tears and so much else, but the rest of the country bears some absurd collective guilt over those things for the rest of eternity.

Hatred and violence are in the DNA of the Democrats. They seem anxious to start another Civil War like when they wanted to keep their slaves.

Gulf of TonkinGULF OF TONKIN: If there’s one thing that Democrats love to lecture the rest of us about it’s the Vietnam War. As with so many other things the Democrats love to blame on everyone else it was caused by a DEMOCRAT – President Lyndon Johnson’s administration played the Big Lie game over the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.

More like the Gulf of Tonkin Fabrication, but this is so typical of the Democrats. They CAUSE something that costs countless lives, then try to act like they were the ones AGAINST the tragedy in the first place. (Like their destruction of healthcare under Obama and the way they now act like all the death and suffering caused by the Obamacare debacle should be thrown down the Memory Hole.)

Regarding Vietnam: All the lives lost, all the pain and suffering, the Agent Orange atrocity and more – it can ALL be laid at the Democrats’ door since they love assessing blame. Remember that the next time Democrats try lecturing the rest of us about this war.   Continue reading

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EX-MUSLIM ATHEIST FAISAL SAEED AL-MUTAR WITH ANOTHER QUOTE

Atheist in Muslim country

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August 13, 2017 · 11:55 pm

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND: HEROIN

Velvet UndergroundThis latest installment of “Give them a shoutout before they’re dead” needs to have its title adjusted to “Give them a shoutout before they’re ALL dead.” The Velvet Underground – during its years when Lou Reed, “the poet of destruction” himself, was its creative heart and soul – was magnificent.

Pictured here are (in rear) Lou “Ostrich Guitar” Reed, Sterling Morrison and John Yule sporting his Dark Lord Satan ‘stache. In the front are the legendary blonde goddess Nico and drummer Maureen Tucker, as always looking like someone photo-shopped a slightly startled 12 year old boy into the group’s picture. (I love Maureen, it’s just a joke.)  

Velvet Underground 2Lou Reed is dead but before all the members are gone I decided to do a shoutout to the group that DEFINED being ahead of their time. The Velvet Underground’s influence on music ran so deep it was like the proverbial “Citizen Kane Effect” – its innovations became so universally employed by others that it’s easy to forget there was a time when they WEREN’T being used.

We all know Brian Eno’s legendary line about how – though only 30,000 copies of the Velvet Underground’s 1967 debut album were sold – “everyone who bought a copy started a band of their own.” There are times when it seems like that wasn’t just hype. Hell, I often argue that the Prince song All The Critics Love U In New York seems inspired by the Velvet Undergound piece The Black Angel’s Death Song.

Lou ReedHere’s the song Heroin, one of the group’s most haunting. The way Lou Reed conveys the hopelessness and obsessiveness of heroin addiction makes this the furthest thing from what it was often accused of being – a song glorifying drug use.

Hardly. Reed hammers home every unappealing aspect of enslavement to the drug while taking the listener up and down on the highs and the inevitable crashes. Even sex becomes a mere secondary (maybe even tertiary) consideration as heroin takes over.

Anybody who would listen to this song and say “I gotta try some of that!” was doomed from the minute they crawled out of the womb anyway.  

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MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 10th

MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR CONTINUES.

Islam and the leftEven though there are plenty of Muslims who want to reform their religion and live peacefully the Democrats in the U.S. and Labour in the U.K. SHUN those Muslims. To the Democrats and Labour the ONLY Muslims who are even allowed to speak at college campuses are the ones who hate the Western World. The others are banned as “Western Triumphalists” who have “internalized Western oppression.” 

At any rate here are just a FEW of the most recent atrocities boasted about by the Muslim fascists that Democrat and Labour voters LOVE.

July 25th: Barno Yasu, Nigeria – Muslim fascists ambushed and killed SIXTY-NINE innocent people and injured over 10 more.

July 21st: Marawi, Philippines – Islamofascists used car-bombs and hand grenades to kill 9 innocent people and injure FORTY-NINE more.  

Islamophobia posterJuly 24th: Lahore, Pakistan – Yes, Pakistan is a Muslim nation but where Islam is concerned the violence NEVER stops. Muslim fascists constantly kill OTHER MUSLIMS FOR WORSHIPPING DIFFERENTLY THAN THEY DO. This is in store for all Western nations, too, if Democrats, Labour, etc have their way.

Anyway, on this date in Lahore, Muslim fascist suicide bombers killed TWENTY-SIX of their fellow Muslims and injured FIFTY-EIGHT more.

July 21st: Khailam, India – The “vulnerable” Muslim community once again showed their hatred and intolerance by THROWING BRICKS AT HINDU PILGRIMS as they passed by, seriously injuring TWENTY-FOUR innocent people. Coexistence! Continue reading

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SOCIAL DISTORTION: BALL AND CHAIN

Balladeer’s Blog’s feature “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead”  strikes again! I know it doesn’t have anything to do with the rest of the lyrics to this song but for several years I have thought of this country’s criminal organizations called Democrats and Republicans as the “Ball and Chain” which need taken away. 

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DEMOCRATS DO NOT “OWN” BLACK VOTERS, FEMALE VOTERS, GAY VOTERS, THE POOR OR THE WORKING CLASS

democrat ghettosWelcome back to Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog. In the past Democrats/ Liberals (really “illiberals”) mostly attacked Republicans or Conservatives, none of whom understood how to fight back effectively. In recent decades DemoKKKrats/ Illiberals have begun hounding the rest of us, trying to browbeat us into agreeing with every idiotic notion that pops into their heads.

That transformed them into a party that attracted all the kind of totalitarian asses who used to gravitate toward religion and therefore the Republican Party. Fortunately religion in general no longer carries the cultural influence it used to, so totalitarian people who thrive on the urge to tell everyone else how to live their lives realized they had to call themselves Democrats and Liberals and Progressives instead.

Hiding behind such increasingly meaningless labels those people pretend to have “moral superiority” (itself an absurd concept) over the rest of us like they did when religion was their excuse for putting on such airs. 

Even worse is the way that DemoKKKrats, Illiberals and Regressives use all the forces of conformity to try to browbeat black people, women, gay people, poor people and the working class into pretending they are ALL good little obedient subjects of their political party.

The good news is that more and more black people, women, gay people, poor people and working class people are throwing off the yoke of the Democrats and their equally intolerant allies.

The chief way the American Left operates is by co-opting selfish make-believe leaders in various “communities” and presenting those people to the public as if they are THE official representatives of black people, gay people, etc.

Malcolm XPeople like Al Sharpton, Linda Sarsour and others have learned that the way to wealth and fame in the Democrat organization is to promote hatred and division non-stop. The Sharptons, Sarsours and their fellow Kapos live well but not so the suffering people they claim to represent. 

Black, female, gay, Muslim, poor or working class people who WANT TO CO-EXIST PEACEFULLY AND FIND COMMON GROUND are attacked by Democrats as  “traitors” to their race, gender group, etc. Needless to say they also DON’T get high-paying demagogue gigs in the Democrat organization. 

And the more black, female, gay, Muslim, poor and working class people that catch on and break away from the Democrats the more and more frantic they become. The 2016 election made it clear to them how many people from the groups they feel they “own” are rebelling against their ugly tactics and authoritarian ways.

That is why they have gone so publicly insane since last November and have been resorting to such violent and criminal behavior. Continue reading

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WHITE PRIVILEGE, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

MASCOT SABRE POSE 2

Dystopia? You’re living in it!

All around the Western World and for decades now, bloated rich pigs and their bought & paid for flunkies in the political class have been using the rest of us as whipping boys for THEIR failed policies. They and theirs continue to screw up the world and screw the people of the world and every election cycle they preach to us more loudly about how it’s OUR fault, not theirs.

The ultimate irony is that it was the political left that gave the blueprint for modern oppression to the wealthy elites they used to oppose. The ridiculous notion of the Collective Guilt of the Western World was the best thing that ever happened to the rich and the powerful. I’ll buy that the bloated rich pigs and the political class should have borne the guilt and shouldered the blame, but regular citizens?

Uh, yeah, like it’s the Archie Bunkers who ruled the world of the past, not the George Soroses and the Koch Brothers. Wealthy and/or blue-blooded familes like the Bushes and the Pelosis have gotten a pass, sort of like Death Camp administrators who escaped and lived large in South America while German citizens absorbed the anger of the world. (Remember, Godwin’s Law pussies don’t impress me so don’t bother citing it.)

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The Working Class – yes even the white ones, you “White Privilege” fanatics – never had the money or the power to “oppress” anyone. But the Working Class, who suffered under the yoke of bloated rich pigs and politicians EVEN DURING THE TIME PERIOD WHEN WE’RE TOLD WHITE PEOPLE RULED THE WORLD – now CONTINUE to suffer under the yoke of the rich and powerful but also get lectured and talked down to as if they are to blame for the abuses that those elites inflicted on the world in the past and present.

For Working Class white people and Working Class black people to engage in hostility toward each other is a monumental waste of time that will do NOTHING to improve the lot of either of them. How ironic that the wealthy ultimately co-opted Marxism and used it as the latest lash to whip their victims and all it took was the irrational concept that ALL people of the Western World bore collective guilt for colonialism, war, racism and economic inequality. Continue reading

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SOCIAL JUSTICE: WEST VIRGINIA GOVERNOR LEAVES DEMOCRAT PARTY TO JOIN TRUMP

donald-trump-and-flagThe Democrats continue their descent into sheer madness over the fact that President Trump is helping the poor and the working class. They seem willing to start another Civil War like they did when they wanted to keep their slaves.

The sheer insanity of their daily attacks on Trump over imaginary Russian conspiracies and their ever-more apparent hatred of the voters defies belief at this point. West Virginia Governor Jim Justice announced his departure from the Democrats over their war on the working class. AND DID IT AT A TRUMP RALLY!

Mascot with demo and repub headsThe only down side is that Jim “Social” Justice felt the need to join the Republicans. He seems more like a Re-TRUMP-lican, just like there are Trump-o-crats instead of Democrats now.

Anyway, Justice made special mention of how the Democrat Party that he left despises the working class and the poor and cares nothing about accomplishing anything positive.

YES, DEMOCRATS HAVE NOW MASTERED THE ART OF LOSING GOVERNORSHIPS EVEN WHEN NO ELECTION IS HELD!

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