Category Archives: LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

September 23, 2013 · 10:34 pm

ISLAM: THE MUSLIM SHOPPING MALL MASSACRE IN KENYA

A symbol of hatred and slavery.

A symbol of hatred and slavery.

It’s your old buddy Balladeer, but you can just call me “the puppet of Jews” like the Muslim fanatics who threaten me do. That blood-soaked beast among the world’s religions, Islam, is in the news once again for the usual reason: the ongoing war between Muslim fanatics and the modern world.

The homophobes, misogynists and xenophobes of a terrorist group linked to Al Qaeda stormed a shopping mall in Kenya, where I guess Muslims were somehow being “oppressed” by acts of commerce, and gunned down non-Muslims. The body count continues to climb amid horrific tales told by witnesses about the Muslim terrorists asking shoppers random questions like the name of Muhammad’s mother or certain verses from the Koran, etc. If you couldn’t answer they Continue reading →

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September 21, 2013 · 11:50 pm

AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY: BARACK OBAMA

Callous murderer of 4 human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign.

Callous murderer of 4 human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that provides non-partisan criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first.

2. BARACK OBAMA  – This weak, inept and crooked little man reached the Presidency because he was pretty much a tabula rasa on which the 60s generation of Liberals in the Democratic Party wrote their presidential fantasies. Even though Bill Clinton was an actual member of their generation he proved to be too competent an administrator and too much of a practical politician for them. He also lacked that disdain for the United States that the 60s generation loves so much and which the talentless and loathsome Barack Obama loves to flaunt. 

Barack Obama was a dream come true for 1960s American Liberals. He had no opinions except the ones they taught him, had never had ANY real-world experience that might have Continue reading →

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September 16, 2013 · 10:27 pm

OBAMA: NOW THE REST OF THE WORLD IS RIDICULING HIM, TOO, NOT JUST AMERICANS!

Even the rodeo clown had more gravitas than this prancing buffoon.

Even the rodeo clown had more gravitas than this prancing buffoon.

Putin has made Little Barry his bitch in recent weeks and schooled the amateur president in world affairs. Many of Obama’s mindless worshippers on television have been very huffy about the international joke their beloved Empty Man has become at the hands of the Shirtless Stalin of the Steppes.

Oh, well! What else can you expect when you elect a man who knows NOTHING except what he was taught in classrooms. Deluded Little Barry was oblivious to the fact that other nations throw their weight around and act IN THEIR OWN SELF INTEREST while Continue reading →

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September 11, 2013 · 1:01 am

SEPTEMBER 11TH ANNIVERSARY: LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

September 11th, 2001

September 11th, 2001

For a non-believer and Independent Voter like me this is the ideal day to point out that there is no god named Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. Islam is at LEAST as blood-soaked as any other religion and it is definitely the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history.

Here is Balladeer’s Blog’s September 11th Anniversary post, in which I examine the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics would have dealt with events IF the 9-11 attacks had been thwarted.

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commision and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The insecure American Left always feels that the only officially “intellectual” thing to do is to take sides against one’s own country no matter what the situation is. I Continue reading →

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September 11, 2013 · 12:04 am

FOUR DEAD IN BENGHAZI: ONE YEAR SINCE OBAMA LEFT THEM TO DIE

Was this Obama's reaction to the deaths at Benghazi? Who knows? He is still too ashamed to say what he was doing while the compound was under attack.

Was this Obama’s reaction to the deaths at Benghazi? Who knows? He is still too ashamed to say what he was doing while the compound was under attack.

It’s been one year since the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama killed the Americans at our compound in Benghazi just to spare himself some embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign. The repulsive demagogue had been claiming that Al Quaeda was on the run and the fact that the terrorist group coordinated the Benghazi attack would have further harmed Obama’s credibility at a crucial time. It might even have been his version of what the Tet Offensive did to Lyndon Johnson’s credibility. It also would have put the lie to Continue reading →

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September 9, 2013 · 7:46 pm

FAQ’S ABOUT ISLAM’S HOMOPHOBIA AND MISOGYNY

A symbol of hatred and slavery.

A symbol of hatred and slavery.

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I’m a non-believer in all of the world’s religions. Most religious practitioners are able to deal with that though some show varying degrees of anger. There is only ONE religion here in the 21st Century that retains the superstitious savagery of the past and that is Islam. I could literally fill this blog every single day with nothing but article after article about Muslim atrocities but the horror of it all would be overwhelming.

At any rate this is the time of year to focus on the fact that there is no god named Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. It’s also a good time of year to focus on FAQ’s about the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history.

Q: Are you one of those cowardly non-believers who will only criticize Christianity while giving Islam a free pass?

Balladeer's Blog

Balladeer’s Blog

A: No, I criticize all religions and regard them all as fascinating mythology that should never be taken literally. Muslims are the only ones who violently insist their religion should be above that sort of criticism.

Q: Isn’t it, like, mean ‘n’ stuff to criticize somebody’s religion?

A: No, it’s only rational to subject all of the world’s religions to criticism and satirical irreverence. Other religions, especially Christianity, have to put up with it on a daily basis and their practitioners may complain but they remain civilized and don’t kill anybody or Continue reading →

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September 7, 2013 · 4:48 pm

AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY: THE SIXTIES

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that offers non-partisan criticism of those two groups of shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. This post is part of my series in which I examine the construction of political myths. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more hubristic and in need of criticism so I’ll start with their political myths first. This is the start of a new series.

As we “deconstruct” some of the concepts and figures held sacred by the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism much of the fun will come from the huffy indignation they display when their own outdated value system is subjected to the same critical eye which they use to regard others.

THE 1960s – You’ve heard of the book The Greatest Generation? Well the American youth of the 1960s have earned a name as “the vainest generation” or “the most self-aggrandizing generation.”  The 60s generation has never forgiven the land of their birth for the fact that life was not as simple and pleasant as what they saw on episodes of Father Knows Best or The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet. They grew up … well, American Liberals NEVER grow up, so let’s instead say they “grew older” while Continue reading →

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September 5, 2013 · 9:29 pm

ISLAM: THE EPITOME OF HOMOPHOBIA, MISOGYNY AND SUPERSTITION

RELIGION KILLS

RELIGION KILLS

It’s no secret that Christianity, Judaism and other religions – laughably irrational as they are – have at least been domesticated to a certain degree. Islam however remains a blood-soaked, untamed beast of a religion and has been retarding the rest of the world’s social progress for an untold number of years now. Given Islam’s savage treatment of women it could be easily argued that this most anachronistic of faiths even continues the practice of slavery long after the rest of the world abandoned that vile institution. The desire of so many Muslims to carry their hate-filled Sharia laws with them wherever they go is especially deserving of criticism.

Islam’s habit of Continue reading →

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August 31, 2013 · 4:55 pm

BARACK OBAMA OR HENRY KISSINGER: WHICH NOBEL “PEACE” PRIZE WINNER KILLED MORE PEOPLE?

As the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama ponders bombing his Nobel Peace Prize-winning SEVENTH country it seemed like a good time to take a look at the absolute joke that the Peace Prize has become in the past several decades. 

Callous murderer of four human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience while running for reelection.

Callous murderer of four human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience while running for reelection.

THE KILLER: BARACK OBAMA, (D) – This economy-destroying, healthcare-ruining, job-eliminating and race-baiting demagogue has killed even more people than the repulsive George W Bush did! If Bush’s body-count had been higher he may have qualified for a Nobel Peace Prize himself. In his spare time Obama loves killing people with drone attacks, denying them the due process he insists upon for even the most violent Muslim terrorists.  

MOST HIGH-PROFILE MURDERS: The Continue reading →

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August 28, 2013 · 9:29 pm

CONSERVATIVE AFRICAN-AMERICANS AND LIBERAL AFRICAN-AMERICANS MARK MLK ANNIVERSARY IN THEIR OWN WAY

Obama: If I had a son he would look like the murderers of Shorty Belton ... and skin color is the ONLY thing that matters to me!

Obama: If I had a son he would look like the murderers of Shorty Belton … and skin color is the ONLY thing that matters to me!

Liberal African-Americans and Conservative African-Americans marked the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s famed 1963 speech in the usual way that American political partisans do. Liberals and Conservatives cheapen everything they touch with their squabbling and this day was no exception. Liberal demagogues like Barack Obama acted like Continue reading →

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