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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Read some history books so they can learn that most other countries have been guilty of AT LEAST as much repulsive behavior as the Western Democracies have.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Happy New Year from Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups of shrill children.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Realize that as long as they pretend Al “Tawana Brawley scandal” Sharpton should be taken seriously they are encouraging the racism and bigotry that he embodies.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES

ALL Presidents are fair game for this type of ridicule. Deal with it Liberals.

ALL Presidents are fair game for this type of ridicule. Deal with it Liberals.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG! Regular readers are very familiar with how much contempt I feel for the shrill fanatics of American Liberalism and American Conservatism. To usher in 2014 here are some suggested New Year’s resolutions for all of those overgrown children.

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices. 

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