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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES

ALL Presidents are fair game for this type of ridicule. Deal with it Liberals.

ALL Presidents are fair game for this type of ridicule. Deal with it Liberals.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG! Regular readers are very familiar with how much contempt I feel for the shrill fanatics of American Liberalism and American Conservatism. To usher in 2014 here are some suggested New Year’s resolutions for all of those overgrown children.

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices. 

* Stop acting as if Continue reading

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