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May 11, 2016 · 9:14 pm

OBAMA ADMITS HE’S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THE PRESIDENCY

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Proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and of Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program.

In his recent commencement speech at Howard University Little Barry Obama told the graduates that people who do well in life are just lucky and it “wasn’t nothin’ they did.”

This means Obama has finally gained enough self-awareness to realize how LUCKY he was to go to all those private schools, get entry to educational institutions and stay there despite his low grades just because he was LUCKY enough to be in a country with Affirmative Action. (He could have mentioned the fact that that’s how Michelle got into her college, too, since her grades weren’t good enough, either.)

It also means Barack acknowledges how LUCKY he was to be in the right place at the right time to pointlessly race-bait his way to prominence in the cesspool of the Chicago political system. Then he was LUCKY enough to be the man selected to speak at the Democratic Convention and gain his first national attention.

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** He’s such a bitch!

From there he was LUCKY enough to go up against Hillary Clinton in 2008 for the Democratic Party nomination. He was also LUCKY enough to follow George W Bush, a repulsive bloated rich pig. And he was LUCKY enough to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize his first year in office, based on ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Most of all he was LUCKY enough to be up against a Republican Party being run by the most clueless, gutless and insipid fools to ever walk the planet. Continue reading →

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May 10, 2016 · 8:39 pm

RAGING CONTROVERSY OVER A RECENT POST

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Balladeer’s Blog

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I criticize both American Liberals and American Conservatives. At this particular point in history the Liberals are so self-infatuated and are so pompous they are even MORE fun to ridicule than Christian Conservatives used to be. 

I’ve been getting bombarded with emails from Liberals expressing their usual outrage when other people don’t praise them the way they praise themselves constantly. The cause for this most recent storm was my examination of how Aristophanes’ comedy The Birds could be adapted to fit the present day. Does it deserve THIS much outrage? TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF CLICK HERE 

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May 9, 2016 · 9:08 pm

BLOATED RICH PIGS AND YOU

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Dystopia? You’re living in it!

All around the Western World and for decades now, bloated rich pigs and their bought & paid for flunkies in the political class have been using the rest of us as whipping boys for THEIR failed policies. They and theirs continue to screw up the world and screw the people of the world and every election cycle they preach to us more loudly about how it’s OUR fault, not theirs.

The ultimate irony is that it was the political left that gave the blueprint for modern oppression to the wealthy elites they used to oppose. The ridiculous notion of the Collective Guilt of the Western World was the best thing that ever happened to the rich and the powerful. I’ll buy that the bloated rich pigs and the political class should have borne the guilt and shouldered the blame, but regular citizens?

Uh, yeah, like it’s the Archie Bunkers who ruled the world of the past, not the George Soroses and the Koch Brothers. Wealthy and/or blue-blooded familes like the Bushes and the Pelosis have gotten a pass, sort of like Death Camp administrators who escaped and lived large in South America while German citizens absorbed the anger of the world. (Remember, Godwin’s Law pussies don’t impress me so don’t bother citing it.)

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The Working Class – yes even the white ones, you “White Privilege” fanatics – never had the money or the power to “oppress” anyone. But the Working Class, who suffered under the yoke of bloated rich pigs and politicians EVEN DURING THE TIME PERIOD WHEN WE’RE TOLD WHITE PEOPLE RULED THE WORLD – now CONTINUE to suffer under the yoke of the rich and powerful but also get lectured and talked down to as if they are to blame for the abuses that those elites inflicted on the world in the past and present.

For Working Class white people and Working Class black people to engage in hostility toward each other is a monumental waste of time that will do NOTHING to improve the lot of either of them. How ironic that the wealthy ultimately co-opted Marxism and used it as the latest lash to whip their victims and all it took was the irrational concept that ALL people of the Western World bore collective guilt for colonialism, war, racism and economic inequality. Continue reading →

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May 7, 2016 · 11:50 pm

DO THESE “QUESTION AUTHORITY” DWEEBS QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY?

question-all-authority.jpg (352×431)Just about everybody is familiar with Timothy Leary’s encouragement to “Question Authority” but several of the faux rebels who sport those two words on T-Shirts or bumper stickers or screen savers don’t seem to live up to them.

The expression should be modified to “Question ALL Authority” regardless of their political affiliation. Question authority would mean:

# Question everything your teachers tell you. Teachers are part of the forces of conformity in any society and should NEVER be trusted to tell the truth.

# Question every political officeholder and every candidate for those offices. Those people are seeking the power to inflict their will upon you and have the full apparatus of the government as a club to beat you over the head with.

# Question the clergy of ALL religions. Such people often put blind faith in a collection of irrational absurdities. Continue reading →

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May 6, 2016 · 8:59 pm

SEVENTY-TWO YEAR OLD GROUCH YELLS AT PEOPLE TO STOP PLAYING THAT LOUD MUSIC

Mick Jagger old

“Back in MYYYYYYY DAYYYY younger people listened to their elders when they told them what to do … well, actually, that’s not true, either.”

There’s nothing new about really old white guys yelling at younger people to knock off playing that loud music. Some old-timer named Michael Philip Jagger – age 72 – took a break from worrying about his prostate, his wrinkling gums and his brittle bones to holler and complain that some people younger than he is have to stop playing Rolling Stones music.

Thanks to the internet we can all look up how the person who wrote Daddy Wouldn’t Buy Me A Bow-Wow in 1892 was taken seriously when they yelled at people in the 1940s … Oh, that’s right. They weren’t. Anyway, this old codger Michael and his entire generation will soon be shuffling off this mortal coil, leaving the world in the hands of younger people with fresh ideas. People not bound to the way things were over 50 years ago.  Continue reading →

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May 3, 2016 · 11:42 pm

THE ULTIMATE COWARDS

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*** *** *** *** *** ** And no, I’m neither a Republican NOR a Conservative. I just don’t ignore American Liberal hypocrisy.

American Liberals (And I used to consider myself one until they adopted this bizarre attitude of Islam: Right or Wrong!) are the ultimate cowards. They try to take credit for the courage shown by people long ago while gutlessly slinking away from the dangerous issues of the here and now.

No, preening Liberal asses, it does not make you brave to CLAIM you would have stood up to the Nazis or the forces in favor of slavery or the blacklisters of the past. The ridiculous pretence that you worms would have had the backbone to oppose those oppressive forces is belied by your cowardly hypocrisy when it comes to similar forces wreaking havoc in the present day.

You’re too terrified to oppose Muslim fascists who have kept slavery going, who are homophobic and are otherwise intolerant. You’re too cowardly to even criticize Islam’s “Peculiar Institution” of treating women like they’re dirt. You’re far too timid to stand up to the left-wing blacklisters of today no matter how many careers they destroy or how many lives they ruin.

Instead you ignore and frustrate those Muslims who want to reform their faith and bring it into the 21st Century. You refuse to even let them speak on college campuses when you can stop them. And you aid and abet left-wing blacklisters ESPECIALLY among the secular clergy who pretend to be “educators” here in the 21st Century.

SO REMEMBER: SIMPLY CALLING YOURSELVES “LIBERALS” DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO INSINUATE YOURSELF INTO THE COURAGEOUS ACTIONS OF PEOPLE FROM DECADES PAST. THOSE PEOPLE WOULD MORE THAN LIKELY FIND YOU HYPOCRITICAL COWARDS EVERY BIT AS DIGUSTING AS THE REST OF US DO. 

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May 2, 2016 · 12:01 am

DEMOCRATIC PARTY ASKS: WHY SHOULD AMERICAN CITIZENS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

The Democratic Party, aka the party that is just as much in the pockets of one percenters as the Republican Party is, has adopted an aggressive new policy. Previously the Democrats were happy simply to have untold numbers of illegal immigrants vote for them in U.S. elections. They did that by forever fighting the use of voter i.d since they know illegals will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. The same applies to all of the convicted felons Democrats want to let vote.

Now the Democratic Party (Motto: Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed) has decided to take that strategy to the next level by indignantly asking what makes those snotty American citizens think they themselves have any right to vote! What nerve!

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Bernie Sanders agreed, proclaiming “It is the height of racism for working class Americans to think that we – their rightful rulers – have to let them vote! Our party needs to strike a blow for diversity and social justice by letting ONLY non-citizens vote. If anyone objects, just say ‘Those aren’t American values, dude’ and they’ll shut right up! It’s great being a politician when the voters are such browbeaten pussies that they’ll back down the minute they’re faced with any opposition.”

“That last sentence was off the record.” the former writer of rape porn quipped. As for candidate Clinton, she demanded $260,000 to provide any comment on the matter and referred all inquiries to her new campaign website. Access to that web site costs just $10,000 per week. 

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April 30, 2016 · 4:26 pm

OBAMA: IT’S ALL PART OF HIS DEMAGOGUE FANTASY

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OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude! 

Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.

The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much. 

Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.  

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United States President Barack Obama

** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.

** Discovering penicillin.

** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)

** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”

** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading →

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April 29, 2016 · 11:35 pm

Illegal immigrants giving trouble in Germany.

Reblogged from Harry at Dribbling Pensioner

 

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Female Physician in Munich, Germany sends a message to the world.

Please forward this or re-blog it is being keep secret by Germany.

Yesterday, at the hospital we had a meeting about how the situation here and at the other Munich hospitals is unsustainable. Clinics cannot handle emergencies, so they are starting to send everything to the hospitals.
Many Muslims are refusing treatment by female staff and, we, women, are refusing to go among them, especially from Africa.

Relations between the staff and migrants are going from bad to worse. Since last weekend, migrants going to the hospitals must be accompanied by police with K-9 units.

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April 27, 2016 · 10:11 pm

RECENT ATTACKS: MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR

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This should go without saying, but not to the enablers of Muslim violence.

I consider all religions to be nothing but irrational mythology. That said there is only ONE religion in the world that elected officials and the increasingly shrill media constantly try to browbeat the rest of us into regarding with a reverence it does not deserve: Islam. (But only those elements of Islam that are violent and want to live in the past. Muslims working to reform their faith get ignored by the Left, who accuse them of “internalizing Western oppression.”)

*** APRIL 25th – Enugu, Nigeria – Muslim fascists attacked, shooting and hacking 48 innocent people to death and injuring over 60 more. 

*** APRIL 11th – Gashak, Nigeria – Islamists raided the area, killing 44 innocent people and injuring an unknown number of additional victims.

April 3rd – Marib, Yemen – Muslim fascists attacked a hospital (how brave) and killed 3 innocent people while wounding 17 more. (And remember, Obama STILL pretends Yemen is a shining success of his administration.) 

April 4th – Izghe, Nigeria – Boko Haram, the local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine, attacked the town, killing 5 innocent people. 

April 5th – Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan – Islamofascists gunned down 4 innocent people. 

 

Obama Islam

This man has provided a nuclear weapons program to the kind of fanatics carrying out these attacks.

April 6th – Diffa, Niger – Two Muslim suicide bombers killed 3 innocent people and injured 3 others.

April 7th – Gurum, Nigeria – The Muslim maniacs of Boko Haram tried to burn down the town, killing 20 innocent people in the process. 

Also April 7th – Aleppo, Syria – The Islamic State (also known as Obamastan) launched chemical weapons into a residential neighborhood, killing 23 innocent people and injuring over 100 others. 

Also April 7th – Sheikh Zuweid, Egypt – Muslim fascist bombers killed 4 innocent people and injured 14 more.   

April 8th – Hamar Weyne, Somalia – Muslim fascists fire mortars into a neighborhood, killing 3 innocent people and injuring over 10 more. 

Obama work here is doneApril 9th – Darb Hassan, Syria – Mines of the Islamic State (Obamastan) killed 6 innocent children and injured 3 more. 

Also April 9th – Mogadishu, Somalia – Muslim fascist car-bombers rammed a restaurant, killing 6 innocent people and injuring 5 more.

Also April 9th – Ahwar, Yemen – More Obama success as Al Qaeda abducted and beheaded 19 innocent people.  

STILL April 9th – Basilan , Philippines – Abu Sayyaf, the local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine, ambushed and killed 18 innocent people and injured 53 more.   Continue reading →

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