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THREE COLLEGE BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS CROWNED

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Concordia (AL) LogoNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The 2nd seeded CONCORDIA (AL) COLLEGE HORNETS and the 4 seeds – the ILLINOIS TECH SCARLET HAWKS – battled for the title in Division One of the USCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association).

The Scarlet Hawks ended the 1st Half on top of the Hornets 33-27 but Concordia College made with one of their patented comebacks. In the end the Hornets took the crown by a final score of 61-51. Dennis Miles led Concordia with a Double Double of 16 points and 13 rebounds. * THE HORNETS ARE CHAMPIONS OF USCAA DIVISION ONE *   Continue reading

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SONGS OF MALDOROR: CANTO FIVE GUIDE

Back to Balladeer’s Blog’s chapter guide to my examination of Isidore Ducasse’s 1868 work of surreal horror The Songs of Maldoror.

FIFTH CANTO

Maldoror 5 7 tarantulaFifth Canto, Stanza 1: BETWEEN YOUR LITERATURE AND MINE – Maldoror goes meta, addressing the reader directly for daring to condemn him while still continuing to read about his nightmarish activities. He recommends a recipe for preparing the flesh of one’s mother after killing her, and otherwise seems to presage many modern-day serial killers. CLICK HERE 

Fifth Canto, Stanza 2: FOUR SOULS ERASED FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE – Our vile main character interacts with a sorceress, the two brothers she seduced then transformed into monsters and the hybrid children she had with those brothers. CLICK HERE  Continue reading

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TRUMP CARDS: THE ROLE-PLAYING GAME

mascot-a-faceWith the nationwide rallies in support of President Donald Trump taking place this weekend, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at Trump Cards: The Role- Playing Game that YOU can play. It’s like those playing-card fantasy games the guys on Big Bang Theory often participate in.

donald-trump-and-melaniaPRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP – After decades as a Democrat, Trump joined many of us in leaving that party which has betrayed everything it pretended to stand for.

Trump seems to have realized the Republicans were just as bad, but were run by such clueless buffoons he would be able to hijack their political party apparatus to use for his presidential run.

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*** *** *** *** *** Trump is like Richard Channing (David Selby) on Falcon Crest ***

To the suprise of many (including ME, since I predicted career criminal Hillary Clinton would win, even though I despised her) the Donald WON! Trump has been channeling the best qualities of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt and Harry Truman to save the working class from the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring people who run DemCorp and RepubCorp.

Will he succeed? Will he be defeated? Or will he simply decide that the abuse from the powerful forces arrayed against him isn’t worth it and just play along with America’s notoriously corrupt political establishment in order to make his life easier? Therein lies the drama.

The fate of nations is on the line. The historical stakes being played for are astronomical. It’s a globe-spanning saga featuring so many underhanded and conscienceless figures that even a black-hearted rogue like Donald Trump might emerge on the side of the angels. And let’s face it – you don’t send Ned Flanders to square off against the Sopranos.

george-soros-aloneGEORGE SOROS – Soros is the whitest of white males and the most bloated of the bloated rich pigs in the world. People like him, the Koch Brothers, Carlos Slim and other Plutocrats have pocketed the DemoKKKrats just like they long ago pocketed the reptilian Republicans. 

Soros is so old he has ACTUAL ties to the Nazis, yet seems to be the only man in the world who never gets called Hitler by the media … Probably because he OWNS much of the media as well.

Soros has bragged about financing the various anti-Trump movements here in the U.S. and is wanted on charges in Hungary, Russia and other countries for financing organizations that corrupt their political systems as surely as Soros’ employees corrupt OURS. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL CONFERENCE TOURNEYS STRIKE AGAIN

GOLDEN STATE ATHLETIC CONFERENCE 

Westmont College WarriorsOPENING ROUND, GAME ONE – In this game the 4 seeds – the WESTMONT COLLEGE WARRIORS (Should be the Guardians) – took the court against the 5th seeded WILLIAM JESSUP UNIVERSITY WARRIORS.

A very hard-fought 1st Half ended with Westmont College on top by a score of 34-26. After the break the Guardians Warriors left William Jessup University further and further behind as they went on to win the contest by a Century Club-level tally of 102-86. Sean Harman led the victors with 18 points while his teammate Sean McDonnell registered a Double Double of 15 points and 10 rebounds. Continue reading

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ROBERT F KENNEDY, JR: “TRUMP COULD BE THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER”

robert-f-kennedy-jrRobert F Kennedy, Jr –  son of slain Senator Robert F Kennedy – joined the chorus of voices praising the unique situation that President Donald Trump is in. The link is below, but first some excerpts from Kennedy’s CNN interview:

“Donald Trump could be the greatest president in history if he wanted to, he could easily be the next Teddy Roosevelt.” (Note from Balladeer: Or even the next FRANKLIN Roosevelt)

“He’s actually — he has this extraordinary opportunity because he’s coming into office less burdened by obligation than probably any president in our history …

“Trump does not have obligations, he could really be an extraordinary president.” (Note from Balladeer: No obligations, just like FDR and JFK and even Robert’s own father if he had not been struck down by a Muslim assassin)

rogue-won-2nd-pic” … (H)e is not bound by ideology. He is less bound by ideology than any president probably that we’ve had this century.”  (Note from Balladeer: BINGO! Which is why Liberal and Conservative zealots are among those joining forces against him.) Continue reading

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BILL PAXTON: GAME OVER FOR THE STAR OF TAKING TIGER MOUNTAIN

taking-tiger-mountainTAKING TIGER MOUNTAIN (1983) – The very memorable actor Bill Paxton passed away recently. I’ve been trying to decide which Paxton film appearance would fit in most with Balladeer’s Blog’s world of weirdness.

I considered the horror movie Mortuary (1983) in which Paxton portrayed a bizarre young mortician and slasher. The scene where he hops and skips among the graves is weird, but not quite WTF enough. I considered Brain Dead (1990) but Bill doesn’t have a big enough role. I almost went with The Dark Backward (1991), but that has (rightfully) become too well known over the years.  

Finally, I decided on Taking Tiger Mountain. Not just because of how flat-out deranged that movie is but because of the novelty factor: Bill Paxton’s BODY stars in the film, but his dialogue was all overdubbed by a British man. That odd circumstance always made me want to see Paxton’s infamous “Game over, man … we’re dead, man” whine from Aliens overdubbed by that same British guy saying “I say, something of a sticky wicket we’re in now, eh, lads?”

bill-paxtonPutting all that aside, Taking Tiger Mountain is an artsy black & white post-apocalypse movie which is more Born of Fire or A Boy and His Dog than Mad Max. In the aftermath of a nuclear war the world is in chaos with diseases running rampant, food riots breaking out regularly and the poles knocked off-kilter.   

Mutant rats are on the loose, as are the expected roving gangs of marauders. The makeshift governmental forces are playing a “spinning plates” game of maintaining order through distribution of pleasure-inducing drugs and an “anything goes” prostitution-based economy. Men can be women and women can be men. It’s a mixed-up world, it’s a shook-up world except for Paxton. Will-eye-am “Bill” Paaxxx-ton. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL CONFERENCE TOURNAMENTS KEEP ROLLING ALONG

SOONER ATHLETIC CONFERENCE

USAO Drover newQUARTERFINAL GAME ONE – This was the game of the night in the SAC Tournament and featured the 4 seeds – the UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND ARTS OF OKLAHOMA DROVERS – taking on the 5th seeded WAYLAND BAPTIST UNIVERSITY PIONEERS (Should be the Flying W’s).

The Drovers and the Pioneers were knotted up at 41-41 by Halftime, then went on to end Regulation in an 87-87 tie. In the Overtime session the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma went on to win a 100-99 nailbiter. Taran Buie notched 26 points to lead the Drovers.  Continue reading

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INDIAN AMERICAN SUPPORTERS OF TRUMP SPEAK OUT

donald-trump-and-flagThe link is below, but first some excerpts:

Digvijay Singh ‘Danny’ Gaekwad: “This one President in my lifetime, who has come on a national television and said I love India, I love Indians, I want to help India, I want to fight terrorism.” 

“He understands India very well. I have not met a presidential candidate in my lifetime who knows about India, who has been to India and who understands India and who ever dared to say in the middle of a heated political debate that I love India and I love Hindus,” he added.

And the entire world is well aware of the difference between Indian immigrants and immigrants who are Islamists: 

Harry Walia: “Because we bring talent, we are economic engines in America. We are a peaceful community. We are activist in mainstream and we do not talk trash to anyone. We contribute a lot to the American society,” he said. (Note from Balladeer: And this is why the Democrats consider Indian immigrants like this to be of no use to them politically. DemoKKKrats are the party of race-hatred and eternal division.) Continue reading

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FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY (1981)

Weng Weng and Lola

Weng Weng and Lola

FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY (1981) – Category: A neglected bad movie classic that deserves a Plan 9– sized cult following.

This hilariously bizarre film is just so chock full of inane dialogue and WTF moments that it’s a challenge to write a review that isn’t novel-length.

For the essentials: this is a Philippine action movie starring the midget novelty celebrity named Weng Weng as Secret Agent OO (yes, Double O). It sounds like a comedy but what makes it great is that IT’S NOT!

It’s played seriously and features Weng Weng using firearms and fancy gadgets like James Bond, engaging in martial arts fights like Bruce Lee, drooling over regular-sized women like Herve Villaichez, sword- fighting as skillfully as Zatoichi and sporting a poorly- concealed bald spot like Ryen Russillo. 

Weng Weng works for an outfit called simply “The Secret Agency”, so I’m guessing it’s one of those generic intelligence services that is MUCH cheaper than name brands. Hell, the head of the Continue reading

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MORE COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS

GREAT PLAINS ATHLETIC CONFERENCE 

Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders logoCHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The title tilt in this league pitted the 2 seeds – the NORTHWESTERN (IA) COLLEGE RED RAIDERS – against the top seeded BRIAR CLIFF UNIVERSITY CHARGERS. The Red Raiders shrugged off an early SEVENTEEN POINT DEFICIT and came back to seize a 46-44 lead over the Chargers by Halftime. After the break Northwestern College still had a fight on their hands but squeezed out a 95-89 victory led by Nathan Wedel’s 23 points. * THE RED RAIDERS ARE GPAC TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS * Continue reading

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