Monthly Archives: February 2016

PUBLIC ENEMIES: DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Well, at least those Democrats and Republicans who hold elected office. In an election year the nonsense flows even more frequently from those white-collar criminals. For overseas readers and people in their teens and below, let me cut through some of the garbage being spoken. Feel free to check the veracity of what I’m about to say on any website you want.

ONE: PRESIDENTS LOVE THE EASY EXCUSE OF BLAMING EVERYTHING BAD ON THEIR PREDECESSOR WHILE TAKING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING GOOD THAT HAS HAPPENED. Obama-worshippers are ridiculous for still blaming Little Barry’s messes on the execrable George W Bush. Clinton blamed  G.H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter for everything. Carter blamed Ford. It’s meaningless. Presidents SEEK OUT the job. It’s not like jury duty.

TWO: BOTH PARTIES HAVE MADE STATEMENTS REFUSING TO CONSIDER ANY SUPREME COURT NOMINEES IN AN ELECTION YEAR WHEN THE OPPOSING PARTY HOLDS THE PRESIDENCY. Obama has sunk even lower than I would have thought he could sink with his non-stop lies about the appointment procedure. Sure, a president can nominate, but THE SENATE IS AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE PROCESS. THEY DON’T HAVE TO OBEY A TIMETABLE LAID DOWN BY A PRESIDENT.

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART TEN

Maui mapBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART TEN

Hi’iaka and the mortal woman Wahine resumed their quest to reach Kaua’i by following the northern coastline of the island of Maui. As they walked they found themselves in a kaha – an area devoid of crops or animal life and in which the residents had to depend on fishing and on deliveries of food from long distances to survive. 

Wahine was famished and tried begging some food from the inhabitants of the dry, stony area but they all curtly refused. The woman asked her traveling companion Hi’iaka to intercede for her with the recalcitrant villagers. Hi’iaka made the attempt but even her entreaties were rudely rejected. The goddess demanded to know why these people refused to grant any food to strangers traveling through their land. Continue reading

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SJW’s: SOCIOPATHIC JERK-WADS

Obi Wan on liberalsHow pathetically delusional and egotistical does someone have to be to actually refer to themselves as an SJW? Only a true joke of a human being would even be able to refer to themselves as a “Social Justice Warrior” (LMAO) without laughing. If I went around calling myself a Heroic Defender of Freedom or HDF, how seriously would you ever take anything else I said for the rest of my life? 

SJW’s (people are only encouraging these fools if you actually refer to them by what it stands for) are really just pompous jackasses like Christian or Muslim missionaries used to be. Just like religious missionaries used to assume they had “the one true faith” and would talk down to their potential converts so do SJW’s think they have “the one true perception of the world” and therefore ANYTHING they want to pretend is “racist” or more generally “hate” MUST automatically be so. 

And the reason so many of us have grown ashamed of the label Liberal is because Liberalism has become a secular religion that seeks to invade every aspect of everyone’s life. As SJW’s are the Church of Liberalism’s missionaries so are those in the “educational” (LMAO) field nothing but that Church’s clergy.

In the distant past education was provided only through religious denominations and if someone wanted an education they had to endure the irrational proselytizing that went along with it. And that’s what American Liberals have reduced education to in this country now. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL POST-SEASON BEGINS

Well, at least it has in the divisions covered by Balladeer’s Blog, as the NJCAA3 has its first District Champions, plus the Jersey Blues and the Cannoneers advanced.

eastfield-harvesters1DISTRICT 303: CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – This title clash pitted the storied EASTFIELD COLLEGE HARVESTERS against the NORTH LAKE COLLEGE LAKERS. The Harvesters were on fire and by Halftime they led the Lakers by a score of 46-33.

After the break Eastfield College had to fight to keep North Lake College at arm’s length but in the end the Harvesters took the crown with an 83-68 win. Tremondre Anderson’s 22 points led the victors.   Continue reading

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AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE THE NEW CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES

truth is the new hate speechAmerican Liberals have become even more hypersensitive and easily offended than the old stereotype of Christian Conservatives in pop culture. One of the reasons I used to consider myself a Liberal was because when I was younger Liberals were the people who had no taboo subjects and no prim notions about what was “proper” conversational material.

You could discuss and bounce around any number of uncomfortable or envelope-pushing subjects. And believe it or not you could JOKE about any topic without self-righteous asses reading sinister meanings into irreverent humor. That was a lot more fun than the Christians in the small town where I grew up. Those people had countless forbidden topics and a very narrow definition of what constituted “Decent Society.”

Well who the hell wants to be part of anyone’s snobbish idea of Decent Society? 

I never wanted it when it came to right-wing notions of propriety and I certainly don’t want it when it comes to the pompous, hypocritical and hilariously pretentious airs put on by American Liberals today.    Continue reading

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ROCKTOBER BLOOD (1984)

Rocktober BloodROCKTOBER BLOOD (1984) -This example of the Heavy Metal Horror films of the 1980s was produced, directed and written by Beverly and Ferd Sebastian, a well-known pair to all of us Bad Movie Geeks. The premise of this hilariously bad movie is that Heavy Metal star Billy Eye programs something sinister into his latest album by way of backward-masking. (Like “I buried Paul” and others) 

After listening to those hidden messages to make sure they “took,” Billy Eye molests his just-dumped girlfriend Lynn Starling (Donna Scoggin) then uses a knife to injure her. He’s just getting started, though, and from there he proceeds to slaughter most of his band members, a security guard and nearly 20 other innocent people! 

Billy is tried, convicted and executed for the killing spree. One year after his execution his former flame Lynn Starling has formed her own Heavy Metal group called Headmistress. The band is starting its first nationwide tour, called the Rocktober Blood Tour, unaware of the tedium horror about to envelope them. Continue reading

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DAY OF THE DOLPHIN CAPTIONING FUN

I've had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa's body. "Thanks for all the fish" my ass!

I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass!

IF YOU PREFER YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING CAPTIONS INSTEAD:

A) Personally, I’ve always subscribed to the “Second Dolphin” theory myself. Continue reading

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HEROIC MUSLIM WOMAN SHAMS BANDAR

Shams Bandar

*** *** *** *** *** Shams Bandar: a singer far more courageous than any American celebrity.

Another courageous Muslim woman has joined the real-life League of Extraordinary Women by going where far too many people fear to tread. Shams Bandar, a popular singer in the Middle East, denounced Muslim fascism and set the current world situation into its proper context.

Ms Bandar’s finest moment came on Egyptian television when she shocked the host by challenging them during their standard “it’s all the fault of the Western World” shpiel. The entire transcript can be found online, by the way.

One of Shams’ best lines about the Muslim (and American Left) tendency to blame the West for their dysfunctional state was “We Muslims have been fighting and shedding blood for 1,400 years and now we are blaming America and Britain?” YOU GO GIRL!

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Why? Probably because the Western Left encourages Muslims to do it.

Other lines which the condescending people of the American left will NOT be giving any publicity to include:

(In reply to the tired argument that the Western World has done some bad things, too) – “But show me where it says in their constitutions that you can chop people’s hands off, stone people, execute them in the streets, or do all the things done by ISIS and the Islamist movements, which are harmful to Islam. Do you see in the American constitution and law any of the things perpetrated by our Muslims?”

(In reply to the usual “the West is racist and imperialist” type of argument) – “Can anyone convince me that in present-day America and Europe they do what the Islamic State is doing to the Syrians, to the Yazidis, to the Iraquis? Why do we pin all our problems on the West? We Muslims have been slaughtering each other for 1,400 years just because some Muslims pray one way and others pray another way.  America wasn’t around 1,400 years ago. It wasn’t around even 300 years ago.”

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*** *** *** *** Shams Bandar

There are American high school and college teachers who would be too terrified to make those common sense arguments but Shams waded right in! And on Egyptian television yet! She’ll never be invited on The View or get to be the subject of a Hollywood movie (only if she HATED the West would they admire her) because she is brave enough to tell the truth about how blood-soaked and unstable the Muslim World has long been.

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RESULTS

CENTURY CLUB (Teams scoring 100 points or more in regulation)

Bluefield State Big Blues logoPOINTS A-PLENTY – The BLUEFIELD STATE BIG BLUES hosted the SALEM INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY TIGERS yesterday in the most offense-oriented game of the day. By Halftime the Big Blues led the Tigers 75-56, which could be a final score in most games. In the end Bluefield State won by a score of 129-110 with FIFTY-SIX of those points coming from Mark Durgan. 

chaminadeALOHA MEANS ROUNDBALL – The CHAMINADE UNIVERSITY SILVERSWORDS took the court against the visiting BYU-HAWAII SEASIDERS and were far from gracious hosts. The Silverswords were on top of the Seasiders 56-39 at the break enroute to a 115-86 blowout victory. Kuany Kuany (no error) led Chaminade University in scoring by tossing in 24 of his team’s points.  Continue reading

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MILO YIANNOPOULOS PUTS THE “K-Y” IN PLUCKY

Milo Yiannopoulis

Milo Yiannopoulos, in my view, is the 21st Century Oscar Wilde.

I don’t like either Liberals OR Conservatives but who doesn’t like Milo Yiannopoulos? Well, besides hate-filled, close-minded leftists and the emotional cripples who pretend to be college students here in the 21st Century. Milo is gay, so the fact that he loves ridiculing Political Correctness and all that goes with it positively INFURIATES the barely human political robots of American Liberalism. 

To flaunt how indifferent he is to the kinds of things that cause weak- minded left-wing nut-jobs to slink away to their “Safe Spaces” (LMAO) Milo is calling his speaking tour of U.S. college campuses “The Dangerous Faggot Tour.” Milo is always gloriously irreverent to the self-serious asses of the “academic” (LOL) world and his biting comments practically make him the Second Coming of Oscar Wilde. 

Milo – just like Yours Truly – loves pointing out the spineless hypocrisy of the political left around the world, especially when it comes to Muslim fascism. Needless to say, just about every stop on Milo’s tour has been met with oppressive “shut up” tactics from those aforementioned barely human political robots of Liberalism. 

Trying their tiresome “heckler’s veto” tactics they scream, blow air-horns and otherwise try to disrupt Milo’s speeches because … well because Liberals long ago abandoned freedom of expression. Students at Rutgers are SO emotionally crippled they actually needed COUNSELING after the “trauma” of knowing that somewhere on the campus someone was – (GASP) – SAYING THINGS THEY DISAGREED WITH! Continue reading

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