I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass!
IF YOU PREFER YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING CAPTIONS INSTEAD:
A) Personally, I’ve always subscribed to the “Second Dolphin” theory myself.
B) “Flipper, you magnificent bastard … I READ YER BOOOOOOOOK!”
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Hilarious!
Thank you.