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December 7, 2015 · 8:30 pm

OBAMA’S PEARL HARBOR SPEECH

Ever wonder how Obama's presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Ever wonder how Obama’s presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Balladeer’s Blog is still the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. When innocent people get killed by Muslim terrorists Barack Obama’s response is to lecture the nation whose diverse people elected him twice about what disgusting bigots he and his fellow pompous asses consider Americans to be. This weak and pathetic little man even says “ISIL” instead of “ISIS” just to grovel for Muslim fanatics who prefer the acronym “ISIL”.  

Obama’s creation of the Islamic State through his premature withdrawal from Iraq and his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach made me decide to run with a Balladeer’s Blog look at how this coward and fool might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

For starters Little Barry would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the Continue reading →

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December 2, 2015 · 5:07 am

OBAMA: HE’S DUMBER THAN EVERYONE THOUGHT

The worst president in American history.

The worst president in American history.

Barack Obama’s stupidity and ineptitude are his hallmarks. Speaking in PARIS, which recently suffered from Muslim attacks by guns among other weapons, Little Barry reentered his little fantasy world and claimed that, unlike the U.S. other nations DO NOT SUFFER MASS SHOOTINGS! (Really, Barry? This soon after the Paris attacks?) 

This combined two of Obama’s favorite delusions: that Muslim terrorism doesn’t count as violence and that America is the only place in the world where gun-related violence happens. Keep in mind this fool’s countless failures and deep-seated corruption led his party to a historically low number of elected offices in 2014, at the local and state level as well as federal. He’s far from the sharpest tool in the shed.

Just when the repulsive George W Bush seemed to set an impossible to beat standard for stupidity and ineptitude Barack Obama proclaimed “Yes I CAN do an even worse job than Bush!” By the way, just check out youtube for hilarious collections of Little Barry’s many, many imbecilic remarks. Continue reading →

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October 19, 2015 · 3:01 pm

HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA: LATEST EDITION

Obama DerpIt’s no secret that Barack Obama did very poorly in college and that he has made at least as many stupid remarks as the repulsive George W Bush did.

In fact all of Little Barry’s stupid remarks have been preserved for posterity on Youtube. (Good thing, too, becauses otherwise Barry’s mindless, unquestioning supporters would try to claim he never made those remarks.)

Recently the Hollow Man outdid even himself. He is now Barack Obama, the father of the Iranian nuclear weapons program. Iran notoriously got everything it wanted in the recent negotiations while the world got nothing in return but vows by Iran that it WILL violate the terms and it WILL use nuclear weapons to annihilate at least one other country.

How stupid was that Iran deal? To give you an idea consider this: various Muslim nations like the United Arab Emirates are now paying Israel – their technical enemy – for its Iron Shield technology to protect themselves from Iran’s (courtesy of Obama) nukes.

Iran’s fellow Muslim nations are under no illusions about how unstable the Mad Mullahs of Iran are. Only the Obama Administration is too dumb to realize what it has done.    

Plus the whole world can thank Obama’s disastrous Libyan and Syrian policies for the ongoing refugee flood overwhelming Europe.

And furthermore: Continue reading →

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October 6, 2015 · 3:19 am

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND PARTY LOYALTY

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that truly criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. I was recently asked if there is any real distinction between the rank and file of American Liberals and American Conservatives.

Yes, there is. American Liberals have a simple-minded attitude of “My political party right or wrong” which is even more imbecilic than the old attitude of “My country right or wrong.” Liberals mindlessly and unquestioningly obey the Democratic Party and believe anything they are told to believe from the Party’s talking points on any given week.

American Conservatives have, in recent years, at last broken away from their own knee-jerk allegiance to the Republican Party. Conservatives have got enough backbone to describe their Party’s leadership and elected figures with the contempt they deserve and no longer support a candidate just because they have an (R) after their name. Witness the virtual Cold War between the Party regulars and their own constituents. Continue reading →

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August 17, 2015 · 7:43 pm

BARACK OBAMA: TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE IRAN DEAL

Obama at his most presidential

Obama at his most presidential

It’s interesting being at ground zero for the development of all the political myths surrounding the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. If you retold the ridiculous tale of George Washington and the cherry tree but put Little Barry as the main character his mindless, unquestioning supporters would believe every silly word of it. And accuse people of (yaaaawwwwnnn) “racism” if they pointed out what an inane story it was.  

Another myth about the Shallow One is that he supposedly has some kind of grasp of the Muslim world. Nothing could be further from the truth as the widespread criticism (FROM BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES) of his deeply flawed and virtually masochistic negotiations with Iran have revealed. 

Always a bigot, Obama has even taken to excoriating “Jews” in Congress, scapegoating them for the world’s recognition of what a fool Iran is playing him for. He played the Jew Card against his own party’s Chuck Schumer for pointing out how Obama is getting chewed up and spit out by the Iranian negotiators. 

Even Iran’s very public ridicule of Little Barry goes right over his head. Hilarious! Even more hilarious is that Obama’s supporters will go on pretending he’s doing a great job dealing with Iran.  

But remember, the overwhelming majority of Obama supporters also believe the moon landings were faked. 

Obama supporters also think that Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks. Continue reading →

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August 12, 2015 · 7:41 pm

AMERICAN LIBERALS AND THEIR MUSLIM FETISH EXPLAINED

Islam and liberalWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally! Reasonable people are often very puzzled by the gutless hypocrisy of Liberals when it comes to Islam. After all, Islam is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Yet despite that, American Liberals are too cowardly to criticize Muslims the same way they criticize Christians or Jews.

I’ll try to put it in perspective. The 9-11 attacks immediately cowed Liberals into submission and made them abandon even the mild criticism they used to throw at the Muslim world. It has NOTHING to do with any real fondness for the reactionary, superstitious savagery of Islam, it’s just that American Liberals simple-mindedly think they’re being “deep” and “intellectual” for siding with anyone perceived to be in a conflict with the United States and the rest of the Western Democracies.

Trust me, if PERUVIANS had committed the 9-11 attacks then the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism would have immediately sided with Peruvians. Well, not ALL Peruvians, mind you … only the ones who advocated violence against the U.S. Peruvians who criticized Peruvian terrorism would be ignored by Liberals the way they ignore Muslims who criticize Muslim terrorism. The ONLY people that American Liberals can use as props for their distorted worldview are people hostile to the West. Continue reading →

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June 19, 2015 · 11:43 am

IF JEB BUSH GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT PLEASE NUKE US

Jeb Bush demonstrating the pose he plans for his official Presidential portrait.

Jeb Bush demonstrating the pose he plans for his official Presidential portrait.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally.

This is just a note to say that if the repulsive Jeb Bush somehow gets elected president in 2016 we Americans hereby grant permission to any of the world’s nuclear powers to obliterate us.

And I mean wipe us off the face of the Earth as quickly as you can to prevent whatever Airborne Madness Disease that we carry from spreading to the rest of the world.  Continue reading →

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May 13, 2015 · 7:05 pm

YOU CAN’T SPELL HILLARY CLINTON WITHOUT R.I.C.O.

"You don't admit nothin' then they ain't GOT nothin'"

“You don’t admit nothin’ then they ain’t GOT nothin!”

As always Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. Recently I provided a sarcastic campaign slogan for the repulsive Jeb Bush. Now it’s Hillary’s turn. With each passing day more and more revelations about the Uranium Scandal, the Clinton (Bribery?) Foundation and all the other scandals surrounding Hillary get uglier and uglier.

So that made my proposed slogan for Hill obvious: “You can’t spell Hillary Clinton without R.I.C.O.” (As in the R.I.C.O. Act) Continue reading →

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April 22, 2015 · 10:17 pm

JEB BUSH: THE PERFECT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR A WORTHLESS MAN

Ass you deserveHere at Balladeer’s Blog I’m all about helping out. This slogan originally referred to physical fitness but it fits the Jeb Bush campaign better. Let’s face it, if you’re willing to vote for another disgusting member of the repulsive Bush clan you truly will be “getting the ass you deserve.”   Continue reading →

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March 31, 2015 · 5:06 pm

OBAMA TO IRAN: “I’LL BEG IF I HAVE TO!”

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

It’s been well-established that Barack Obama may well be the most simple- minded man to ever occupy the position of President of the United States. 

Obama views the 21st Century strictly in terms of the issues and concepts of the 1960’s so in his five decades out of date worldview he feels that as long as he disses America’s allies and crawls for America’s enemies he MUST be doing the right thing. 

Any negotiator knows that you never let the party on the other side of the negotiations know how desperate you are for a deal. Little Barry, however, in just one of many foreign policy blunders has repeatedly made public statements about how getting a deal – ANY deal – with Iran will be “the major accomplishment” of his last years in office. 

While the countless people still suffering without jobs or the countless people who lost their healthcare because of the Obamacare debacle might have hoped Obama would address THEIR very real problems Little Barry callously dismisses them. Hey, they’re just Americans. Why worry about his own constituents when he can look really DEEP, dude, by negotiating a half-assed, unenforceable deal with one of the nuttiest regimes in the eternal problem child called the Muslim World?

The Iranians are really putting the screws to Kerry and Barry, humiliating them over and over again as they get more and more concessions just because they know they CAN. Obama will probably be inviting the Iranians to “think of John Kerry as your own personal Ned Beatty” if he has to in order to claim he got a deal. Anything to justify the Nobel Peace Prize that Obama was given after less than a year in office based on NOTHING but the empty talk that has always flowed from Barry’s lips.  Continue reading →

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