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IF JEB BUSH GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT PLEASE NUKE US

Jeb Bush demonstrating the pose he plans for his official Presidential portrait.

Jeb Bush demonstrating the pose he plans for his official Presidential portrait.

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This is just a note to say that if the repulsive Jeb Bush somehow gets elected president in 2016 we Americans hereby grant permission to any of the world’s nuclear powers to obliterate us.

And I mean wipe us off the face of the Earth as quickly as you can to prevent whatever Airborne Madness Disease that we carry from spreading to the rest of the world.  Continue reading

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JEB BUSH: THE PERFECT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR A WORTHLESS MAN

Ass you deserveHere at Balladeer’s Blog I’m all about helping out. This slogan originally referred to physical fitness but it fits the Jeb Bush campaign better. Let’s face it, if you’re willing to vote for another disgusting member of the repulsive Bush clan you truly will be “getting the ass you deserve.”   Continue reading

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JEB BUSH: THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM ON THE PLANET

"I'll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!"

“I’ll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. The repulsive Jeb Bush, brother of George W Bush and the son of George Herbert Walker Bush, is running for president. You’d think a man with that last name would be ashamed to show his face in public ever again, but no, Jowelly Jeb apparently thinks that all the abuse people heap on his bloated rich pig family is just jealousy or something.

I can’t imagine what type of campaign slogans this sample of political bacteria will use in their campaign. Maybe something like “JEB BUSH: He’s the only man who could make Americans miss Barack Obama” or maybe “JEB BUSH: The pudgy harbinger of national suicide”. For a campaign song Jeb could use that ditty from the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup:   Continue reading

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