ANTEIA: ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

Hetaera 3Anteia was written by the comic poet Philyllius. This comic poet’s career seems to have spanned approximately from the 410s BCE to 390 BCE. One of his comedies won 1st prize at a Lenaea festival in the 390s and he won 1st prize at an unknown Dionysia. His fellow comedian Strattis credited him with being the first Attic Old Comic to use real torches on stage.

My favorite random line from Philyllius’ fragments: “The most important element of health is to breathe clean and unsullied air.”

THE PLAY  

ANTEIA – This comedy was an example of the sub-genre of Attic Old Comedy called Hetaera Plays. The term hetaera is often lazily translated as “prostitute” but the reality was a bit more complex. I’ve always felt that “kept woman” would be a better way to capture the concept. Hetaerae (plural) did NOT walk the streets and were not just for quickies like the lower-level prostitutes. They had their own luxurious digs with the expenses being footed by whichever wealthy man was enjoying bedroom privileges at the moment.

Hetaera 2A hetaera could move from man to man or keep one man for extended periods. What they were was openly known but the hetaerae occupied the top rung in the open “sex for pay” business in ancient Greece. Political figures could be publicly known as a hetaera’s steady man and it was not a career ender, but the man would be in for a lot of ribbing in the comedies of the time, usually as the butt of jokes pointing out how such an “ugly” man could ONLY get such a beautiful sex partner by paying her. Continue reading →

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RIVER STATES CONFERENCE IS THE KIAC’s NEW NAME

River States Conference logo 2The NAIA’s Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic Conference at last finalized their new conference name and logo. The KIAC has long included colleges and universities from Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia as well as Kentucky, so in a way this move was long overdue. However, it is a nice way of celebrating the league’s 100th anniversary this year.

The River States Conference will be the KIAC’s official new name beginning in July. The 2016-2017 sports season will see the debut of the new moniker.

Teams in the River States Conference: Continue reading →

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MITT ROMNEY AND I ANNOUNCE WE’RE NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Mitt Romney

*** *** *** *** *** *** Not even the endorsement of Senor Wences could help the pathetic Mitt Romney.

The dual announcement shocked the nation … if by shocked you mean “had absolutely no impact whatsoever on the 2016 presidential race” or “you’d need an electron microscope to measure public reaction.”

I outdid Mitt “The Mormon Mondale” Romney by also announcing that I would NOT accept an appointment to fill the vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court, NOR will I accept an offer to become the next actor to play Indiana Jones.

Reaching my hands across the water I made it abundantly clear that I will NOT agree to be the next star of Doctor Who either. The public be damned – I have to think of myself and my loved ones.  

Anyway, since Mitt decided he wanted a slightly larger footnote in American history, I got in the mood for my Mock Campaign Slogans for him and Obama from 2012. Here they are one last time for nostalgia’s sake. 

Barack Obama: If shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable entertainers think he’s fit to govern the nation who are YOU to question their judgement?

Barack Obama: All the ineptitude of Jimmy Carter … all the corruption of Richard Nixon.

Barack Obama: Because the problems of the 21st Century call for 1960s solutions.

Barack Obama: Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENTS ROLL ON

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Coastal Georgia MarinersSOUTHERN STATES ATHLETIC CONFERENCE – OPENING ROUND – The 10th seeded COLLEGE OF COASTAL GEORGIA MARINERS got things going against the 7 seeds – the BETHEL (TN) WILDCATS. The Mariners put the Wildcats on Upset Alert by Halftime with a 39-31 lead, then held on for a 74-69 victory. Dominic Early led the Mariners with a Double-Double of 22 points and 11 rebounds.    ###    And the 8th seeded LOYOLA (New Orleans) WOLFPACK had no trouble with the 9th seeded UNIVERSITY OF MOBILE RAMS, defeating them 70-53.  Continue reading →

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ANOTHER SMACKDOWN FOR LIBERALS WHO ENABLE MUSLIM FANATICS

liberals and conservativesBalladeer’s Blog dislikes and distrusts American Liberals and Conservatives equally. When American Liberals – with their ridiculously smug “more cosmopolitan than thou” attitude – brag about their Pet Muslims who take offense at all things Western, just do what I do:

Remind them that YOU can cherry-pick Muslims, too. Muslims who want to live in the 21st Century and who DON’T want non-Muslim pictures or humor censored. Muslims who want their daughters to have the freedom to pursue their own dreams – without being forced to wear demeaning body bags, either.

The Muslims that Liberals parade around to support THEIR arguments are NOT the world’s “official” Muslims. Plenty of Muslims fled the Middle East to get away from the religious intolerance and the stifling tyranny. To the Democratic Party – and Labour in the U.K. – Muslims who WANT to assimilate are politically useless.

Why not have TELEVISED debates between Muslims who want to embrace the present-day and the intolerant Muslims who want to force the rest of us to live in the past? We all know the reason: American Liberals don’t want to publicize the fact that THEIR cherry-picked Muslims do NOT represent the opinions of ALL Muslims.

American Liberals would prefer that ONLY Muslim versions of Al Sharpton ever get publicity. It helps them try to convince people that Muslims are just one big colony creature – many mouths with a single mind … a mind that, naturally, thinks the way the Democratic Party wants them to think. I WELCOME such debates. Let’s make it a weekly event. Call the show Muslims Aren’t Ants (I’m kidding) and celebrate the “DIVERSITY” of opinions that Muslims hold toward the non-Muslim World. And on top of that …  Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: CONFERENCE TOURNEYS CONTINUE

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Great Falls ArgonautsFRONTIER CONFERENCE – OPENING ROUND – The top two seeds in this conference get a Bye to the 2nd Round. Yesterday pitted the 6 seeds – the UNIVERSITY OF GREAT FALLS ARGONAUTS – against the 3rd seeded MONTANA-WESTERN BULLDOGS. The Argonauts shocked the nation, toppling the Bulldogs in a 67-64 game for the ages!    ###    And the other game from the Frontier Conference last night presented the 4th seeded ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGE BATTLIN’ BEARS taking on the 5th seeded MONTANA STATE- NORTHERN LIGHTS. The Battlin’ Bears advanced with a 78-66 win.  Continue reading →

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART TWELVE

OahuBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART TWELVE

The rest of Hi’iaka and Wahine’s journey across the island of Molokai was uneventful. The goddess and her mortal traveling companion arrived in Kauna-ka-kai and from there secured passage to Oahu. The two men who crewed the ship were so awestruck by the beauty of Hi’iaka and Wahine that they left their own furious wives behind in their hurry to accommodate the pair of lovely ladies. Continue reading →

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TWENTY-THOUSAND MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRATS HAVE LEFT THE PARTY

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Balladeer’s Blog has long expressed disgust with the Democratic and Republican Parties, those two rival gangs of white collar criminals who have hijacked America’s political system. Defections from the Republican Party have been growing at a nice pace and now comes word from William Galvin, the Democratic Secretary of State from Massachusetts that at least TWENTY THOUSAND registered Democrats in the state FLED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY … JUST SINCE JANUARY 1st OF THIS YEAR!

Most of the former registered Democrats joined Yours Truly as Independent Voters and about 3,500 actually re-registered as Republicans. Again, that’s JUST SINCE JANUARY 1st!  

And let that sink in – this wasn’t a “poll” – these weren’t just people expressing annoyance with the would-be “Royal Houses” of the Democrats and Republicans. These 20,000 people TOOK THE TIME AND EFFORT TO CHANGE THEIR POLITICAL PARTY REGISTRATION! Wow, it’s like voters are getting tired of having career criminals with (D)’s and (R)’s after their names talking down to them and accusing them of being haters for caring about how their loved ones will be able to afford to live in the coming decade.   Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: MORE TICKETS PUNCHED TO NATIONAL TOURNAMENTS

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calmaritimekeelhaulersCALIFORNIA PACIFIC CONFERENCE – CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The top seeded CAL MARITIME ACADEMY KEELHAULERS continued their dynasty, winning another conference title. This time the Keelhaulers (how can you not like that name) defeated the LA SIERRA COLLEGE GOLDEN EAGLES in Overtime by a score of 90-86. * THE KEELHAULERS ARE CAL PAC TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS * Continue reading →

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ANOTHER HEROIC MUSLIM WOMAN: NADINE AL-BUDAIR

Nadine Al-Budair

Courageous journalist Nadine Al-Budair

Another addition to the real-life League of Extraordinary Women! Muslim journalist Nadine Al-Budair, writing in a Kuwait newspaper, displayed more courage than 90% of American reporters. Al-Budair criticized the Muslim World over its continuing attempt to blame the Western World for its problems, problems which go back over 1,000 years.

Nadine pointed out that the Muslim world is long overdue for some collective introspection of its own instead of always pointing the finger elsewhere.

“It is strange that we condemn instead of apologizing to the world,” Al-Budair wrote.

She further stated that claims made by Muslims that those who commit terrorism do not represent Islam are “farces” and are “pathetic” attempts to absolve Muslims of guilt. 

Nadine Al-Budair2“It is strange that we [Muslims] believe we have the right to condemn such statements (criticism of Islam) rather than address the implications of some of our extremist curricula, our education, and our regimes, and be ashamed [of them]… It is strange that we condemn [the West] instead of addressing what is happening in our midst – the extremist ways in which we interpret the shari’a and our reactionary attitudes towards each other and the world.”

Needless to say the political left around the world will – as usual – ignore all Muslims like Nadine who want to live in the 21st Century. The Democratic Party here in the U.S. won’t invite her to the White House, and the emotional cripples on our college campuses will find her “problematic” and won’t let her speak. She’ll be dismissed as “a Western Triumphalist” and will be accused of “internalizing Western oppression.”

To the left ONLY Muslims who take offense at drawings of Muhammad, ONLY Muslims who want to live in the past and who hate the West matter. You’ll notice the left won’t even present public debates between Muslims who prefer the modern world and Muslims who prefer to live in the 7th Century. Doing so would prevent them from trying to make people think that hate-filled Muslim versions of Al Sharpton represent how all Muslims feel. 

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