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MOCK HEADLINES STRIKE AGAIN

It’s the long-awaited return of Balladeer’s Blog’s mock headlines:

Michael Wolff as Dr EvilDELUSIONAL TRUMP-HATERS OFFICIALLY GO INSANE OVER MICHAEL “DR EVIL” WOLFF’S ANKLE-BITING OF PRESIDENT TRUMP  

WHITE SUPREMACIST MICHAEL WOLFF’S BOOK CLAIMS DONALD TRUMP KILLED ELVIS PRESLEY

DEMOCRATS INSIST THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED AMERICA’S ECONOMY JUST TO SPITE THEM

MICHAEL WOLFF VOTED CREEPIEST-LOOKING MAN IN THE WORLD FOR TENTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR

PAUL KRUGMAN OFFERS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ANYONE WHO WILL COME FORWARD AND SAY THEY HAD SEX WITH HIM

MICHAEL WOLFF CLAIMS BARACK OBAMA BEGS MELANIA TRUMP FOR HER SOILED PANTIES (Hey, it’s on the same level as anything else this guy writes.) 

Tom SteyerBLOATED RICH PIG AND CORPORATE FASCIST TOM STEYER REDUCED TO HANDING OUT COPIES OF THE WOLFF BOOK

MICHAEL WOLFF’S BOOK CLAIMS GOD TOLD HIM HE THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS “A BIG POO-POO HEAD”

DEMOCRATS MOVE TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP UNDER LITTLE-KNOWN “BIG POO-POO HEAD” PROVISION IN CONSTITUTION

SOURCES SAY MICHAEL WOLFF ASSOCIATES CONSIDER HIM A CHEAP GOSSIP MONGER

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ORION: THE ELVIS PRESLEY HOAX/ PUT-ON/ TEASE

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It’s Battle of New Orleans Day AND Elvis Presley’s birthday! In the past I’ve posted my review of Change of Habit, the Elvis movie with him as a doctor, Mary Tyler Moore as a nun and Ed Asner as a cop. I’ve also posted about the musical in which Elvis IS Andrew Jackson – Rock ‘N’ Roll vs the Redcoats. (With an Ann-Margret drag queen as pirate Jean Lafitte. )

This time around I’ll dredge up the often-neglected Orion business from decades ago. It was a fun bit of nonsense that only the most far-gone Elvis Conspiracy Theorists take seriously. As always I consider conspiracy theories, put-ons, hoaxes and ARG’s to be modern variations of myth and folklore.

Yes, Elvis died in 1977. That’s not the point. The point is the way the whole Orion/ Jimmy Ellis/ Elvis Conspiracy rabbit hole deserves to be studied forever because of the way fiction and reality seemingly influenced each other to the point where they became almost inseparable.

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I WANT EL SANTO AND I WANT HIM NOW!

If you’re new to these events get ready for the Elvis Presley equivalent of Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds radio broadcast. And let me make it clear I’m not accusing anyone of anything. I have no idea what anyone’s motives were regarding any aspect of the following.

I’ll present the tale in the style of the fictional Carl Kolchak – as “items” in a list:

ITEM: Elvis Presley died in August of 1977, yet in the years that followed an ever-increasing body of folklore and myth would develop regarding the late rock star supposedly faking his own death. His motives varied according to the theory.

ITEM: For a time Elvis sightings seemed to outnumber sightings of Bigfoot, UFOs and the Loch Ness Monster combined.

ITEM: The novel Orion was published. Conspiracy lovers often cite either 1977, 1978 or 1979 as the year of publication, so you can see how deep some of the rabbit holes run.

ITEM: Orion featured a very Elvis-like young man from the American south who becomes a sensation as a rock singer. In the end the character Orion is so weary of the stresses of stardom that he fakes his own death to get away from it all.

Orion RebornITEM: Claims are made that enigmatic power players managed to get the novel removed from bookstores. The claims are sometimes accompanied by insinuations that this was done because the book might have struck too close to reality with its “fake death” ending.   

ITEM: A masked singer – who looks like a standard Elvis  impersonator except for the mask – appears and calls himself Orion. He begins releasing albums and performing in public. This Orion’s first album, tantalizingly titled Reborn, is released in 1978. Continue reading

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TWELVE MORE COOL HELMETS FROM NEGLECTED FOOTBALL TEAMS

Balladeer’s Blog’s readers just love these! Here are some more before pro football season is over.

Downington Wests WhippetsDOWNINGTON WEST WHIPPETS

Comments: WHIPPET! Whippet GOOD! Long-time readers of Balladeer’s Blog will surely remember George the Whippet and his owners in the U.K.

Whippets are terrific dogs and more teams should be named after them.  

Bangor SlatersBANGOR SLATERS

Comment: I’m assuming the rivals of the Slaters are the Zachs. (rimshot)

So their helmets may not have any cool logo or design on them but c’mon, some helmets are so cool that just their stark simplicity and kickass shell color makes them iconic.  Continue reading

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CRYSTAL WRIGHT: A MARTIN LUTHER KING WOMAN OF COURAGE

Martin Luther King Day is approaching. Some of the most courageous champions of Doctor King’s dream of a society in which people are judged by their character rather than their skin color are PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO DARE TO DEFY THE DEMOCRATS. Here is a look at one of those heroic women.

crystal-wrightCRYSTAL WRIGHT

Ms Wright runs her own website and makes personal appearances around the country. Race-baiting Democrats always harass people like her who are brave enough to form their own political opinions despite the condescending disapproval of hate-filled American Liberals. 

The vile abuse that Democrats throw at her for defying them will disgust you. Continue reading

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BILLY SQUIER: MY KIND OF LOVER

Actually Billy Squier and I are just platonic friends. Honest. It’s another musical shoutout from Balladeer’s Blog. It’s not My Candelabra, though that DOES sound like what Billy is singing. Nor is it Joe Kenda Lover, which would be just plain silly. No, it’s Squire Squier’s hit song My Kinda (Kind Of) Lover.

 

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A SITE THAT REHASHES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FIRST INCREDIBLE YEAR

Trump triIt’s no secret that Donald Trump is our very first de facto Third Party President. I am enjoying watching the political realignment here in the U.S. as the white collar criminals called Democrats (DemCorp) and Republicans (RepubCorp) keep proving – day after day – the ugliness of America’s cesspool of corruption that Trump is fighting.

I feel that the writer at this site is sometimes a bit too generous with his praise for President Trump but he covers a LOT of items that the Democrats in the media tried to lie about or ignore.

Trump over mediaESPECIALLY all the manufacturing jobs that Trump has brought back to the U.S. after Little Barry Obama tried saying “Those jobs ain’t coming back.” Obama was, as always, wrong. And countless working class people (the kind of people that Obama and the rest of the Democrats HATE) are grateful that Barack was wrong.

FOR THE ENTIRE ITEM CLICK HERE

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A CARTOON ABOUT TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

Hysterical fascists were convinced that President Trump would destroy the world a hundred times over last year. Here’s a fun political cartoon about it.

Trump derangement syndrome cartoon

 

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PRIMER (2004) – CREPE SYUZHET

primerPRIMER (2004) – HAPPY NEW YEAR and yes, I’m just childish enough to pat myself on the back for that play on words in the title of this blog post. With that out of the way I know I’m late to the game when it comes to Primer but my own skepticism about it made me keep it on the back burner in terms of priority movies to watch.

Since New Year’s Eve into the New Year is the closest any of us ever get to time travel I figured today was the perfect time to review this controversial film. Primer was made for just $7,000 (really) by Shane Carruth, who starred, wrote, directed, edited, arranged the music and pretty much did everything but wash the cars of his collaborators.

The film’s 2:1 film ratio has become legendary and decisively proved the benefits of having your cast repeatedly rehearse scenes before letting the cameras roll. Film stock ain’t cheap and anything an independent producer can do to save on it is pure gold.

primer-2Shane Carruth stars as Aaron and David Sullivan portrays Abe. The pair are engineers who – on the side – run a tech business out of Aaron’s garage. As a side effect of a project they are working on the two discover a means of time travel.

Don’t roll your eyes and assume that Primer is just another use of this well-worn concept. I made that mistake and put off watching this excellent and thought-provoking movie for far too long.

You can ignore reviews which claim the opening half of this 77 minute film is boring. Literally even the most casual exchanges of dialogue have bearing on the overall story. It’s not really a spoiler at this late date to point out that the very beginning of the film is NOT the “first run” of the events in the storyline, as a viewer discovers later. Continue reading

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SONG FROM BLOODY NEW YEAR (1987): RECIPE FOR ROMANCE

Balladeer’s Blog reviewed the hilariously bad New Year’s Eve horror film Bloody New Year several years ago. One of my favorite bits is the odd but quirkily enjoyable song that plays over the opening credits. Here is the group behind that song – Cry No More – with Recipe for Romance.

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AUGUST 2017’s BEST BLOG POSTS

Balladeer’s Blog continues its look at the Best of 2017 with the most popular blog posts from August.

mascot-a-faceNUMBER ONE – It’s no secret that I’m a non-believer in any of the world’s religions. It’s also no secret that what passes for American Liberalism has become a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion.

In this post I looked at the Democrat version of an Afterlife, since they pompously and absurdly pretend they are on THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY? Click HERE 

Islamophobia posterNUMBER TWO – As Muslim Violence Awareness Year continued so did their annual pile-up of atrocities and ever-climbing body counts.

For the MUSLIM FASCIST ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 10th click HERE

Mascot with demo and repub headsNUMBER THREE – Transgress with me once again as Balladeer’s Blog examined the faulty premises of so many of the Left-Wing Archie Bunkers of the world.

It’s a blog post that really struck a nerve:

To read WHITE PRIVILEGE, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES click HERE 

Democrat sloganNUMBER FOUR – The blog post DEMOCRATS, THE SMIRKING JACKASSES OF LIFE took a good look at why so many of us who still lean leftward have grown to despise America’s Democrats and to regret having ever been associated with them.  

For that item click HERE

Democrats don't control meNUMBER FIVE – Democrats – the Party of slavery, Jim Crow, the Ku Klux Klan, the Trail of Tears, the Japanese Internment, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Spoils System, Tammany Hall, the Gulf of Tonkin Lie and so much more – are boiling mad at their ongoing loss of credibility.

See DEMOCRATS DO NOT “OWN” BLACK VOTERS, FEMALE VOTERS, GAY VOTERS, THE POOR OR THE WORKING CLASS by clicking HERE  

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