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A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2012)

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Christmas Carol-A-Thon 2017 comes to a close with this eeriest of all the versions to date!

MV5BMTM5NTg3NDY4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODkyODAzMDE@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpg (214×317)A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2012) – This adaptation of A Christmas Carol was a noble effort to try something different that was not just a gimmick. Ignore the negative IMDb reviews which accuse this adaptation of using “Elizabethan language.” They’re off by a few hundred years, since in reality the dialogue follows that in the Dickens novel of 1843.

This 2012 version of A Christmas Carol boasts absolutely beautiful cinematography. Its emphasis is on the eerie nature of the story and has the look of a horror film much of the time. It has assorted flaws which I’ll cover as we go along but I almost hate having to cover the negative aspects of such a brave experiment.

I will take a hundred creative attempts like this, which may fall short but are trying something new, over one more soulless item which updates the story to the modern age but has no emotion to it.      Continue reading

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JULY 2017’s BEST

Balladeer’s Blog’s Best of 2017 continues!

democrats and poor peopleNUMBER ONE – My two-part look at NEW DEMOCRAT SLOGANS was a comedy hit. This “Party of CEO’s” has come to deserve its reputation for having driven away all of us except pompous snobs and hilariously pretentious asses.

For this look at humorous slogans for this political party which Franklin Roosevelt and John F Kennedy would not even recognize CLICK HERE  

AND FOR PART TWO CLICK HERE 

Incubated GirlNUMBER TWO – One of Balladeer’s Blog’s most popular Ancient Science Fiction posts EVER was this look at a very obscure 1896 work and its fascinating female lead.

Very fascinating.

For my review of THE INCUBATED GIRL click HERE 

Camille PagliaNUMBER THREE – Legendary Camille Paglia was in rare form this year, speaking on behalf of all of us who left the Democrats in disgust in recent years.

In July came CAMILLE PAGLIA BLAMES THE DEMOCRATS FOR DESTROYING JOURNALISM WITH THEIR ANTI-TRUMP HYSTERIA. Click HERE

Berenger Avenging Angel 2NUMBER FOUR – For Frontierado Season this year one of my blog posts dealt with the story-telling possibilities inherent in a neglected aspect of Mormon history.

To read DANITES: GUNSLINGING “KNIGHTS” OF THE OLD WEST just click HERE 

Delia Haskett RawsonNUMBER FIVE – Another western figure got a lot of attention in July, a gunslinging lady who braved Old California on a stage coach route.

For my article on DUSTY DELIA: FEMALE STAGE COACH DRIVER click HERE

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TRUMP STILL HARASSED BY “MURKY” MUELLER AND HIS WITCH-HUNT

American FlagHere at Balladeer’s Blog I am appreciating all the history we are living through right now. America has its first de facto Third Party President in Donald Trump. He is being attacked from all sides by crooks just like Bernie Sanders or ANY OTHER outsider would have been.

The Office of Special Counsel was originally established as a safeguard. Unfortunately Republican Newt Gingrich ruined it with his Snipe Hunts against Bill Clinton in the 1990s. Then, since the Democrats can out-do the Republicans a hundred-fold when it comes to corrupting any and all governmental functions we now see them using the ongoing Witch-Hunt against President Trump as a Soft Coup.

The ridiculous “investigation” (LMAO) into non-existent Russian Collusion with the Trump Campaign has cancerously spread into a network of America’s corrupt politicians from BOTH PARTIES trying to drive out an outsider (Trump). They are leaving reasonable people with no reason to accept ANY findings that Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary Donors fabricate come up with.

It may result in an American version of the many European conflicts of the past over supposed “illegitimate” monarchs. Mueller has no credibility and I cannot blame anyone who would refuse to accept ANYTHING he tries to pin on Trump. (But if he finds something on Jared Kushner, the Fredo Corleone of the Trump Administration I have to admit I probably wouldn’t object. I might not even be able to stop laughing.) 

MUELLER’S CLOWN CAR OF CORRUPTION

Russian collusionIt’s no secret that the longer Mueller’s make-believe investigation (LMAO) goes on the more it has become apparent how Barack Obama imposed Chicago-Style Corruption in every governmental agency. And I mean EVERY.

Obama and Hillary expected her to win, in which case the subsequent chaos exposing her and Obama never would have happened. All their corruption would have been tucked away and hidden. It’s clear that all of this is one reason why Barack and his fellow crooks paniced when President Trump won.

Mueller’s ugly campaign against Flynn exposed how biased and one-sided Comey and Mueller are. Hillary and select “aides” were not put under oath when THEY were questioned by the FBI (Fuggedda Bout Integrity), which saved them from ever getting accused of “lying to the FBI” like Flynn – who WAS put under oath. Nice how that works out for crooked functionaries like Mueller.

THE CLOWNS: We’ll start with Robert “Hillary Donor” Mueller. His crooked buddy – former FBI Director James Comey – ADMITTED TO A CRIME, namely leaking a  memo. After some Salem Witch Trials-level judicial prestidigitation DemCorp and RepubCorp decided Trump must have done SOMETHING wrong and Murky Mueller was appointed Boss Clown of this travesty of a Special Counsel’s Office.

Even CNN was forced to admit Mueller loaded his staff with Hillary Clinton DONORS. A reasonable person might conclude Mueller’s staff is strictly out for vengeance on President Trump because Crooked Hillary lost to him. There’s also a senior advisor to Obama’s corrupt lackey Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder. THIS STAFF MAY SOUND LIKE AN ORGANIZED CRIME GANG BUT THEY’RE THE “INVESTIGATORS.” 

Peter StrzokPETER STRZOK (Pronounced “Strzok”) – This clown proved that there actually ARE grotesque ethical violations that – once sufficiently publicized – WILL force Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch to pretend they’re going to do something about it. Strzok was – by his own social media accounts – a Hillary shoe-shine boy and bears a pathological hatred of President Trump. It redefines “sleaze” that this bizarre little man was allowed to be part of both the coverup of Hillary Clinton’s crimes and the investigation of the man who defeated her in the election.

And I didn’t even mention the ongoing investigation into Strzok and the “anti-Trump insurance policy.” The American “Intelligence Community,” folks!

ANDREW WEISMANN – This Mueller thug has been caught encouraging sabotage in the Department of Justice by communicating praise to the now-disgraced (and by the Supreme Court, no less) former Acting Attorney General Sally “Obama Lackey” Yates. Yep. Nothing wrong at all with having the losing team trying to undermine and/or overthrow the winner.

BRUCE G OHR – Rosenstein lackey Ohr was demoted recently over his alleged involvement in the fabricated Steele Intelligence Dossier, the bizarre gossip in which was used as the flimsy justification for FISA warrants to electronically monitor the incoming President Trump and … well, as we’ve seen, apparently anyone else Obama and Hillary had a grudge against or thought they could use to trump up charges against the man who defeated Crooked Hillary.

AND REMEMBER THE MAFIA-STLE WORDPLAY THAT OBAMA AND HILLARY’S THUGS USED ON THE STAND TO PRETEND PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS WRONG ABOUT BEING WIRETAPPED? SINCE IT TURNS OUT THAT THE TERM “WIRETAPPING” IS NO LONGER USED TO DESCRIBE THE TYPE OF ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE THAT TRUMP AND HIS STAFF AND FAMILY WERE SUBJECTED TO, THE SWAMP-CREATURES IN WASHINGTON’S CESSPOOL OF CORRUPTION TRIED USING THAT TO JUSTIFY WHAT A REASONABLE PERSON MIGHT CALL “LYING ON THE STAND.”

Throw in GPS Fusion and how many people – like Bruce Ohr’s wife – tied to IT are also being found to be connected to Murky Mueller’s SERIOUSLY compromised gang of “investigators”  (LMAO) and it makes it clear that assorted Banana Republics could point and laugh at what has been going on in the U.S. under those rival gangs of white-collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans.

Yes, Europeans, I know you hate Donald Trump so here’s another political pose you can affect to avoid having to say anything good about him: “The Americans have no grounds to ever talk about the supposed integrity of their political process now that Donald Trump of all people has been proven more honest than any American career politicians!”     Continue reading

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MARCH 2017’s BEST

I’m very, very ill today so here’s just a look at the Best of March here at Balladeer’s Blog.

bill-paxtonNUMBER ONE – With the passing of eccentric actor Bill Paxton I wanted to do an appropriately weird movie of his to give him an authentic Balladeer’s Blog sendoff.

The movie I decided on was Paxton’s often forgotten flick TAKING TIGER MOUNTAIN (1983).

The link to that film review is right HERE

sjws-always-lieNUMBER TWO – SJW’s are among the saddest and most pathetic people alive.

Though they are nothing more than petty informants whose only power comes from the higher authorities they run sniveling to, they laughably consider themselves to be “activists.”

To read SJW’s: LOSERS OR JUST FOOLS? click HERE 

TrainNUMBER THREE – In March I reviewed the 1888 novel A MEXICAN MYSTERY.

That work of Ancient Science Fiction was ahead of its time and dealt with a train engine so well-designed it achieved sentience and began attacking, killing and even feeding on human beings to fuel itself.

Long before Skynet, there was “the Engine.” Click HERE 

Mascot with demo and repub headsNUMBER FOUR – Just as Balladeer’s Blog features Liberals moving on from that outdated label I also feature Conservatives moving on from THAT outdated label.

Here’s a self-described Conservative fed up with the likes of Karl “Miss Piggy” Rove, Kevin Williamson, George Will, Bill Kristol and the repulsive Bush family. Click HERE

TNTNUMBER FIVE – Superheroes are everywhere these days.

Among Balladeer’s Blog’s most popular posts in recent years have been the ones dealing with neglected superheroes and superheroines.

For a look at the neglected CENTAUR COMICS SUPERHERO PANTHEON click HERE

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TRUMP CARDS II

Mascot with demo and repub headsWhile “Murky” Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary donors continue to prove what a joke their “investigation” is, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at more Trump Cards. 

But by the way, don’t you love how the new motto of the FBI (Fuggedda Bout Integrity) is “First we COMMIT the crimes, then we INVESTIGATE the crimes, and if you slip us enough incentive sometimes we’ll agree to SOLVE those crimes!”

Michelle Obama*** Anyway, our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump nicely overturned another idiotic policy from Michelle Obama by restoring the choice of chocolate milk for children at schools. It’s a small thing but the fact that that hopelessly embittered woman tried keeping chocolate milk from kids is so typical.

Thankfully now we have a sophisticated First Lady like Melania Trump who SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED. 

Keith Olbermann*** As expected the Supreme Court AGAIN upheld President Trump’s travel restrictions. I only point this out because the hilariously uninformed people who hate Trump have such short attention spans they always celebrate the pointless challenges as if those ungrounded challenges “prove” Trump did something wrong. 

Elizabeth Warren interns*** A Think Progress Op-Ed recently blasted Faux-cahontas aka PRIVILEGED WHITE WOMAN SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN, who deceptively exploited minority set-asides by pretending to be 1-32nd Cherokee. The Tribe Warren claimed descent from REJECTED that claim long ago which is why President Trump delights in calling the repulsive Warren “Pocahontas.”

Deranged Trump-haters always feign outrage over that but conveniently overlook Warren’s offense, which denied academic employment to deserving minority women. Anyway, the Op-Ed is titled I AM A CHEROKEE WOMAN – ELIZABETH WARREN IS NOT, if you’re interested. Continue reading

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FEBRUARY 2017’s BEST

Here’s Balladeer’s Blog’s best from February.

EisenhowerNUMBER ONE – Since President’s Day weekend is in February it’s no surprise that the top post that month was my look at PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO TRUMP.

I offered quick, light-hearted and critical shots at each one of those presidents. As regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know, I despise both the Democrats (DemCorp) and the Republicans (RepubCorp) so be ready. CLICK HERE 

bruce-boxleitner-as-frank-buck-3NUMBER TWO – One of my Ancient Science Fiction items came in second for the month of February, IN SEARCH OF THE UNKNOWN (1904).

This blog post looked at the series of short stories about Gilland the Zoologist. “If Indiana Jones Was A Zoologist” is a glib description of this collection of tales. The heroic Gilland encounters humanoid amphibians, woolly mammoths, dinosaurs which hatch from preserved eggs and go on a rampage, plus more. CLICK HERE   

Trumbo

 

NUMBER THREE – My review of TRUMBO energized people on all sides of the issues as I examined the cosmic-level hypocrisy of the film.

The political left feels that Blacklisting people and ruining careers is okay when THEY do it, but reprehensible when anyone else does it. CLICK HERE

man-in-the-black-cloak-4NUMBER FOUR – From the 1886 story THE MAN IN THE BLACK CLOAK I examined the title figure – a neglected forerunner of Pulp heroes like Judex and the Shadow.

For this forgotten serial from Boys of New York magazine CLICK HERE 

teresa-mullNUMBER FIVE – Coming in in fifth place for February was this item about a female research fellow and her courageous examination of viewpoint harassment and discrimination on American college campuses by Faculty Lounge Fascists.

To read that blog post CLICK HERE

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THE SNOW MISER AND HEAT MISER SONGS BY BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY

As Christmas Season rolls along here’s Big Bad Voodoo Daddy with their rendition of the Snow Miser AND Heat Miser songs.

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CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME TO SAY I LOVE YOU – BY BILLY SQUIER

Here’s one of my favorite Christmas songs – it’s Billy Squier with Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You.  

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2017’s BEST: JANUARY

December is the month for retrospectives of the calendar year. Here’s a look at Balladeer’s Blog’s Best from January.

nyctalope-2NUMBER ONE – It wasn’t even close! Far and away the most popular blog post from January was my examination of Jean de la Hire’s neglected Pulp Hero, the Nyctalope (“Nightwalker”). This cyborg hero debuted very early in the 20th Century – as in before World War One!

Years before Doc Savage and others, the Nyctalope (Leo Saint-Clair) battled world-conquering supervillains, alien menaces, lost Amazon civilizations, Far Eastern Blood Cults and much, much more! From Earth to Mars to Earth’s non-existent second moon called Rhea follow this criminally overlooked figure into action! CLICK HERE 

asra-nomani-3NUMBER TWO – The ladies in the Real-Life League of Extraordinary Women always get a big reaction from readers and this entry was no exception!

The heroic Asra Nomani dove into the fray unafraid, confounding those Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who feel that ONLY Muslims who hate the Western World are “authentic.” For the blog post on this remarkable lady CLICK HERE 

no-survivors-please-2NUMBER THREE – Balladeer’s Blog’s reviews of bad and/or obscure movies are among my favorite pieces to write. For January the film review that stood out to you readers was this one:

No Survivors Please (1964) – A black & white sci fi curiosity from West Germany. The film dealt with an alien invasion but was – to say the least – different from virtually any other alien invasion flick. At least in presentation, if not in ideas. For the actual review CLICK HERE 

Apollo 17 patchNUMBER FOUR – Legendary Apollo Astronaut Eugene Cernan passed away in January of 2017.

In memory of this space pioneer Balladeer’s Blog ran a synopsis of Cernan’s Apollo 17 mission – the last Apollo  flight to visit the moon.

As a bonus I examined five OTHER Apollo missions, too.

For all that moon-madness CLICK HERE 

NUMBER FIVE – PAT CONDELL needs no introduction, and on Inauguration Day back in January I re-ran Pat’s Election Day 2016 monologue about how it HAD to be Trump. This post was very popular but I can’t take credit for any of it – it is ALL Pat’s material. BUT HE NAILED IT! CLICK BELOW TO HEAR HIM:

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DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP: DECEMBER 6th

Balladeer’s Blog despises the Democrats and the Republicans equally but right now there’s no denying that the Democrats are far more pompous and more in need of being cut down to size. U.S. career politicians are white-collar criminals.

Corinne BrownDEMOCRAT CORINNE BROWN SENT TO PRISON FOR RUNNING A FAKE CHARITY AS A SLUSH FUND – If you’re like me you’ve lost count on how many Democrats in office commit this same type of  crime. In this case Democrat Corinne Brown, a Florida Representative to Congress until her electoral defeat last November, was sentenced to 5 years in prison plus restitution payments when she gets out.

Per News 4 in Jacksonville, FL:

“At its core, the case was focused on One Door, a group billed as a charity for disadvantaged children that raised more than $800,000 over a four-year stretch. In fact, most of that money benefited Brown personally. Of the $833,000 raised, only $1,200 went toward scholarships. ***

Corinne Brown and Crooked Barry“The rest paid for things such as events and travel for Brown and those in her orbit, as well as dozens of cash deposits to her personal bank account and a range of frivolous expenses, like nearly $14,000 for Beyonce tickets and $15,000 for a suite at a Jaguars-Redskins game.

“A jury found Brown guilty … of 18 counts of federal mail, wire and tax fraud for soliciting donations for the fake charity, using that charity as a “slush fund” for herself and her associates, and lying on her taxes and congressional disclosure forms. (News4Jax) ”

Corinne Brown and Crooked HillaryAh, Democrats and their “Peculiar Institutions!” Like Fake Charities and so many others.

So when does Hillary Clinton get sentenced, since she did the same thing plus other offenses. Talk about White Privilege! DRAIN THE SWAMP! Continue reading

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