CLINTON FOUNDATION: THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE EVER? – Revelations continue to pour in about the misuse of money by the Clinton Foundation (Motto: “Michael, we’re bigger than the Gambino Crime Empire.”). Investigations reveal that – as disgusting as it was when it appeared that only 10 percent of the contributions to the Foundation actually went to charity – the real figures are even worse.
The latest findings reveal that only 5.7% of the money found its way to charity. FIVE POINT SEVEN! But hey, the other guy’s orange and has weird hair and – as the world knows – Americans are the most shallow creatures alive!
OBAMA SUPPORTERS: THE MOST UNINFORMED PEOPLE ALIVE? – Each day assorted Obama fascists comment on some of the blog posts I’ve written over the years bashing that weak, inept and crooked little man. They’ve become so easy to defeat and are so ignorant about politics and history I’m announcing right here that these ankle-biting jackasses need to pass a test before I will bother answering them.
*** If you Obama fascists don’t even know who your Senator and Congressional representatives are, don’t expect an answer. (I’m betting many Obama supporters don’t even know how to find out this information.)
*** If you Obama fascists actually think the U.S. was the first country to use slaves, don’t bother leaving a comment. Same deal if you think the Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks or if you think we never landed on the moon. (This will rule out at least half of Obama’s supporters.) Continue reading
BOWDOIN COLLEGE POLAR BEARS 
CAPTAIN GARDINER OF THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE (1916) – Robert Allen Dodd wrote this story one hundred years ago under the name Robert Allen. Narration informs us that the story is set 60 years after the conclusion of the then-raging World War. Since we know it ended in 1918 we can look forward to visiting the “far-off future” of 1978. 
By guest writer Phil Oscarson 
I am always glad to interact with readers of Balladeer’s Blog! Many of you have been asking for a guide to my examination of the surreal horrors in The Songs of Maldoror. Readers asked for it to be the same format I used for the Navajo epic myth about the war god Nayanazgeni battling the dark gods called the Anaye. 
BY A GNAT’S EYELASH – The COLLEGE OF THE REDWOODS CORSAIRS took it on the road against the REEDLEY COLLEGE TIGERS. A game for the ages unfolded as the Corsairs trailed the Tigers 7-6 to end the 1st Quarter. That score was unchanged at Halftime but College of the Redwoods went on top 19-7 in the 3rd Quarter, then had to hold on against a furious Reedley College rally for a 26-22 win. 
ALL-NAME GAME – This game pitted the SAN DIEGO MESA COLLEGE OLYMPIANS against the visiting COMPTON COLLEGE TARTARS. The team names were the best part in this lopsided affair as the Olympians parlayed a 30-0 score at the break into a FIFTY-FOUR to NINE blowout victory. San Diego Mesa College QB Jeremiah Henderson threw for 3 TD’s on just 188 yds passing. 
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