Monthly Archives: March 2016

HUNGARY SHOCKS WORLD BY CARING ABOUT ITS OWN CITIZENS

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Bloated rich pig Mark Zuckerberg now proselytizes about the virtues of hiring illegal immigrants instead of those yucky people called “citizens.” 

Hungary continues to be one of the few nations in the world to actually think of its own citizens as being every bit as human as the able-bodied male Muslim rapists flooding Europe. Not only has Hungary repeatedly pointed out the insanity of letting in millions of UNKNOWN men from Muslim nations but they have refused to be suckers like Germany has become under Merkel. 

Hungary has now declared a State of Emergency and moved troops to their border to help keep out the flood of economic migrants pretending to be “refugees.” It must be nice to live in a country that cares about its own citizens and even (gasp) MAINTAINS ITS BORDER! Hungary even constructed a fence! Bulgaria is hoping to follow Hungary’s lead. To financially comfortable liberals and bloated rich pigs around the world this makes Hungary “hate-filled.” 

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RESURRECT THE DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER: TOYNBEE TILES

Toynbee TileHere at Balladeer’s Blog I enjoy treating conspiracy theories as a form of modern-day mythology. Just like mythology and religious beliefs conspiracy theories are irrational explanations for occurrences or situations that have much more rational explanations. Here’s one of my all-time favorite neglected conspiracy kook bits.

THE DEAD CAN BE RESURRECTED ON PLANET JUPITER – The enigmatic Toynbee Tiles are the major source for the enjoyable canon behind this notion. At some point in the 1980s odd tiles laid into the asphalt of actual streets and roadways were being found, bearing some variation on the following message: “TOYNBEE IDEA/ IN MOVIE 2001/ RESURRECT DEAD/ ON PLANET JUPITER.” Continue reading

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OBAMA’S ISLAMIC STATE STILL PUBLICLY RAPING EIGHT YEAR OLDS

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Obama: If only I could give the Islamic State a nuclear weapons program, too, that would be HILARIOUS!

The Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq continues publicly raping non-Muslim girls as young as eight – but don’t worry- the superstitious savages still PRAY before committing the rapes. So, as American Liberals would tell us, it’s just CULTURAL, so if you see something wrong with it, you’re a bigot.

The Democratic Party’s publicist Cokie Roberts bothered to ask Republican candidates about the possibility of children in the U.S. ILLEGALLY, being worried about deportation. Rest assured that Cokie and her fellow Democratic Party publicists will NEVER ask Democratic Party candidates about the Islamic State raping children.  

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART FOURTEEN

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Kaliuwa’a Valley

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART FOURTEEN

Hi’iaka and her mortal companion Wahine continued crossing the island of Oahu as their quest to reach Kauai resumed after their battle with the gigantic lizard-monster Mokoli’i. The ladies arrived at Kaliuwa’a Valley where Hi’iaka encountered another of the gods who had originally arrived in the Hawaiian Islands with the goddess Pele long ago. 

Kauhi was the name of this ancient deity who ruled the rocky mountain peak that shared his name. Long ago Pele had assigned – some would say condemned – Kauhi to remain behind here serving as a sentry. The peak was often called “the watchtower of the heavens” and served as both home and prison to Kauhi.  Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: THE POSTSEASON CONTINUES

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columbia cougarsAMERICAN MIDWEST CONFERENCE – CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The 2nd seeded COLUMBIA (MO) COUGARS had their hands full in this title game with the 5 seeds – the WILLIAM WOODS UNIVERSITY OWLS. After a Battle Royal the Cougars managed to eke out a 77-74 victory. Along the way Columbia also eliminated Harris- Stowe State and Park University.  * THE COUGARS ARE AMC TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS * Continue reading

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RAHEEL RAZA: MUSLIM HEROINE

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Raheel Raza: President of the Council of Muslims Facing Tomorrow, a courageous group seeking reform in Islam.

Raheel Raza is the latest addition to the real-world League of Extra-ordinary Women. Raheel is the President of the Council of Muslims Facing Tomorrow, a group seeking reform of Islam. In a sane world Raheel and her group would be far better known than terrorist- linked groups like CAIR (who, naturally, have had members invited to the Obama White House). 

Raza has observed “I need defense against people in my own religion who want to kill me” and that says it perfectly. Unfortunately the political left in much of the world ignores reform- minded Muslims and instead cultivates the popularity and power of the most violent and backward-minded Muslims. The left labels Muslims like Raheel Raza as “Western Triumphalists” and claims they have “internalized Western oppression.”

Raza often takes shots at both the Democrats and Republicans, another factor in her favor. She states that she feels Donald Trump has “dangerous” ideas about Muslims but she also criticizes the fact that the Democratic Party under Obama and Hillary Clinton refuses to even say the words “Islamic Terrorism.”  Continue reading

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SATANA THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER

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Satana the Devil’s Daughter

Comic book movies have been all the rage for quite a while now. With the explosive financial success of the movie Deadpool despite its R rating there is supposedly a mad rush now in Hollywood to find other comic book projects that were previously overlooked. For some reason the film industry had convinced itself that comic book movies would have a hard time making money if they were rated R. 

The time is perfect for SATANA THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER.

How has this character NOT been the subject of multiple movies by this point? You’d think that Marvel would have learned long ago not to let its strong female horror figures lie unused. For decades Stan and friends let their 1970s character Rachel Van Helsing, the young blonde descendant of a long line of vampire slayers go unexploited only to watch potential millions of dollars fly away as Buffymania took hold in the 90s.   Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: MARCH MADNESS CONTINUES

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Dillard U Bleu DevilsGULF COAST ATHLETIC CONFERENCE – CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – With the top seed in this conference tournament eliminated this game saw the 2nd seeded DILLARD UNIVERSITY BLEU (sic) DEVILS take on the 4 seeds – the XAVIER (LA) UNIVERSITY GOLD RUSH. In the end the Bleu Devils punched their ticket to the National Tournament by defeating the Gold Rush 84-71. * THE BLEU DEVILS ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE GCAC TOURNAMENT *   Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND NEWS SOURCES

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** *** *** *** *** *** *** Unless you mindlessly agree with every single word they say this is pretty much the reaction of American Liberals.

 

Balladeer’s Blog is pretty much the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Recently Liberals – who have become the 21st Century’s version of uptight religious zealots who think they’re fit to police everyone else – were shocked by the matter-of-fact way I mentioned that I read both left-wing AND right-wing news sites.

The fact that they were shocked will not surprise anybody who has carried on a conversation with the narrow-minded political robots who call themselves Liberals here in America. For American Liberals their ONLY rhetorical weapon is to insist that any information which challenges their political prejudices MUST be nothing but opposition propoganda.

Listen, Liberal fools, it is necessary to research both sides of every issue because of the way politicians and political organizations lie and lie and lie. And – (gasp) – sometimes it turns out that the political right is being more truthful than the sickeningly sanctimonious asses of the political left. For Liberal idiots to pretend that it’s “too dangerous” to look into the other side’s version of events puts them on the same level with the Bible-thumpers they hate so much.

Liberal intolerance 2Someone who refuses to consider all sides of an argument is automatically less worthy of listening to than someone who DOES consider all sides.

 

It’s impossible to take the arguments of American Liberals seriously when they openly admit that they refuse to consider any opinion except the one shared by their apparent hive-mind. Conservatives used to be just as bad but have opened up more in recent years. My fellow atheist Richard Dawkins recently encountered this ridiculous mindset when debating Liberals about Muslim misogyny and homophobia. He found it pretty absurd, too.

My favorite part was when the American Liberal fools frothed at the mouth and threw fits every time Dawkins cited Breitbart News. The close-minded left-wing nutjobs denounced Breitbart as non-canonical in their American Liberal religion, a stand that Dawkins ridiculed as “reductio ad Breitbartum.” Continue reading

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MORE TOURNEYS IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL

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Oakwood AmbassadorsNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The USCAA’s Division One title game pitted the 5th seeded OAKWOOD UNIVERSITY AMBASSADORS against the 3 seeds – the CONCORDIA (AL) COLLEGE HORNETS. The Ambassadors trailed the Hornets 32-30 at Halftime but shot 57% from the floor in the 2nd Half for an 80-65 victory. Brandon Daniel led Oakwood U with 19 points.  * THE AMBASSADORS ARE USCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS *  

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Dallas Christian BIGNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The DALLAS CHRISTIAN COLLEGE CRUSADERS and the HILLSDALE FREE WILL BAPTIST COLLEGE SAINTS were the last two teams standing in the National Tournament of the ACCA (Association of Christian College Athletics). The Crusaders were back in prime form and wound up taking the hoops title by a Century Club- level final score of 103-93.  * THE CRUSADERS ARE ACCA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS * Continue reading

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