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HILLARY: THE ONLY BIG MONEY IN POLITICS SHOULD BE THE MONEY THAT BUYS ME!

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Hillary Clinton: She’s in the pocket of people far richer than Donald Trump.

Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton, the bought and paid for criminal who wants to make history as the first organized crime leader to become U.S. president, once again frothed at the mouth with anger. A nonexistent source for Balladeer’s Blog relayed the information that Hillary said “I want the person who let that fly in the building last night destroyed! I didn’t steal the nomination from Bernie Sanders and harassed the various women my husband raped just to be made a fool of by a common housefly!”

Bloated rich pig Mrs Clinton STILL refuses to donate more money to charity and refuses to apologize to Haitians for the damage done to their suffering nation by her fake charity called the Clinton Foundation. And on the other side … Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL FOOLISH

liberals and conservativesLike other adults here in the U.S. my own views are a mix of “liberal” and “conservative” attitudes. That’s why the rest of us find Liberals and Conservatives (with capitalized L’s and C’s) to be so outdated and laughably partisan. Here’s a list of some of the reasons we despise American Liberals and American Conservatives equally: 

Liberals think they’re fit to lecture the rest of us about “diversity”. / Conservatives think they’re fit to lecture the rest of us about “family values”. 

Liberals are pretentious fools who actually think they’re the country’s official “intellectuals”.  / Conservatives are nationalist fools who actually think they’re the country’s official “patriots”. 

Liberals mindlessly take sides against their own country no matter what the circumstances. / Conservatives mindlessly side with their own country no matter what the circumstances.

Liberals actually believe bloated hatemongers like Michael Moore and Al Sharpton. / Conservatives actually believe bloated hatemongers like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. 

Liberals pompously think they’re fit to decide who is “racist.” / Conservatives pompously think they’re fit to decide who is “unpatriotic.”

Liberals want to teach only the negative aspects of American  history while ignoring the positive aspects. / Conservatives want to teach only the positive aspects of American history while ignoring the negative aspects. Continue reading

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DISCUSSIONS ON MUSLIM VIOLENCE

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

It’s no secret that American Liberalism has alienated countless former allies with its insane fondness for ONLY the most backward, misogynistic and homophobic elements of Islam. Not only do Liberals pompously dismiss Muslims who embrace the West and the 21st Century as “Western Triumphalists” who have “internalized Western oppression” but Liberals have also become THE biggest obstacle to adult discussions about Muslim violence.  

ALL attempts to discuss Muslim violence get stagnated at the simple-minded pee-pee ca-ca level because American Liberals always think they’re being deep by pointing out the obvious – that not all Muslims go around killing people. Well, not all gun owners go around killing people, either, but you’ll never hear Liberals saying that means we should NEVER discuss mass shootings. But hey, it’s not news that American Liberals are spineless hypocrites.

Even though it’s a given that not all Muslims are terrorists the shallow, preening jackasses of the American Left STILL act like they are bringing some heavy-duty thinking to the argument by reciting that same tired refrain over and over again. That’s because American Liberals care only about their own egos and their pretensions. In their adolescent drama-queen minds they think they’re fighting battles of the past. Battles whose outcomes are already known.

liberals crying racismIn the deluded minds of American Liberals they are taking on mobs of ignorant people who just don’t understand that not all Muslims use violence. Ironically, the only Muslims who benefit from this refusal to openly discuss Muslim fascism are the violent, reactionary types who perpetuate misogny, homophobia and all of Islam’s other examples of intolerance and savage superstition. (Killing people for drawing pictures? Really?)   Continue reading

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WIKILEAKS’ JULIAN ASSANGE: HOW NAIVE IS HE?

wikileaksWikileaks has been doing the job that “journalists” stopped doing long ago (except for Sharyl Attkisson) and the outfit has shone light on many crucial stories that would otherwise be ignored by the corporate media.

When it comes to Wikileaks’ Julian Assange and his slow leak of materials that are damaging to the criminal Hillary Clinton I’ll say this – While it is certainly good to get this information into the record he is seriously fooling himself if he thinks that ANYTHING he could leak would have an impact on Hillary Clinton supporters. 

Wikileaks could release security camera footage of Hillary shooting someone to death, stealing the corpse’s wallet and then dragging the dead body off-camera and it would have NO effect on them. Hillary supporters are barely human political robots who are incapable of independent thought.

All that would happen is Obama would step in and give her a Presidential Pardon and Democrats would STILL vote for her … maybe even without the pardon.   Continue reading

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MOTHER JONES: HILLARY CLINTON HATES THE WORKING CLASS

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“Hillary Clinton is a disgusting criminal who is in the pocket of the kinds of people I used to fight. Do NOT vote for her.” 

Mary Harris Jones, the legendary labor organizer from the 1890s onward, also known as “the Miner’s Angel” and “Mother Jones,” spoke to Balladeer’s Blog last night, despite being dead since 1930. As the fiery Mother Jones herself put it “If that pussy Joe Hill could posthumously talk to assholes like Joan Baez then I can talk to YOU, young man.”

Seeing no reason to provoke this heroine who fought against outrages like child labor I quickly moved on to ask the reason for her visit. As expected, Jones was blunt:

“I, Mother Jones, whole-heartedly CONDEMN the criminal Hillary Clinton! She and the rest of the Democrats sold out the working class long ago once the rich pigs who owned the Republican candidates started pouring more money into the Democrats’ coffers than to the Republicans’ coffers.

“The richest districts in the United States have been voting for the Democrats in recent elections PLUS Hillary herself is a blatant puppet of Wall Street, which is just as much a pack of thieves as it was in my day. Hillary will continue Barack Obama’s policies toward workers: cozying up to bloated rich pig labor leaders who endorse the Democrats while making life more and more desperate for ACTUAL laborers.

“The scum Obama has treated the working class like a hostile occupying force and that greedy, sickly, amoral pig Hillary Clinton will continue that policy. She’s even more firmly in the pocket of billionaire filth like George Soros and the Koch Brothers, ALL of whom have made clear their hostility toward Hillary’s opponent.” Continue reading

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COURAGEOUS WOMAN PUTS APOLOGISTS FOR ISLAM IN THEIR PLACE

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SHE PUTS MOST AMERICAN FEMINISTS TO SHAME

Swashbuckling gay man Milo Yiannopoulos continues defeating close-minded 1960s burnouts in university administrations and outfighting their sycophantic 1960s- wannabe “students”.

What Milo irreverently calls his “Dangerous Faggot Tour” of those intolerant asylums called American colleges continued at the University of South Florida, where he got a kind assist from a young Arab woman who had fled Muslim misogyny. She slapped down the kinds of arguments that cowardly enablers of Muslim violence love to use: 

“I’m 100% Arab, I’ve been in the USA for 3 years, I fled the Middle East and an Islamic marriage, never again,” she said, heaping even more embarrassment on people who pretend to be “liberals” and “feminists” yet who are terrified of ever criticizing Islam.

She went on to defend the sensible need to properly vet Muslims entering the U.S. in ever-larger numbers, many bringing with them the hatreds and superstitions of their outdated religion. (I’m an atheist so don’t bother trying to tag me as a Christian or a Jew)

She earned an enormous round of applause from the rest of the audience when she told people who want to fill the U.S. with the kind of fanatics she fled to meet her in 15 minutes “for an ass-kicking.”

I will say AGAIN that we should be televising weekly debates between Muslim violence enablers on one side and courageous women like this on the other side. Continue reading

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SMACKING DOWN THE EXCUSES OF GUTLESS GROVELERS FOR ISLAM

Muhammad bombMUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR CONTINUES!

It’s entertaining listening to the hypocritical sniveling of people who are far too cowardly to criticize the violent fanatics of Islam. The more that the latest Muslim atrocities (and they perpetrate atrocities every single day) highlight the cowardice of their enablers the louder those gutless hypocrites howl in an attempt to deflect attention from their own craven behavior.

Here are some quick smackdowns that let you, too, join in the fun of casually dismissing the wimpy excuses of these would-be Kapos who hope Muslim fanatics will attack the rest of us first.

Gultess hypocrite Ben Affleck was happy to criticize Christians in the movie Dogma but crawls for Islam.

Gutless hypocrite Ben Affleck was happy to criticize Christians in the movie Dogma but crawls for Islam.

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, like, we shouldn’t like, let the actions of SOME Muslims, like, color our feelings about, like, all of the Muslim world.

SMACKDOWN: Tell them that the minute sniveling little shits like them stop acting like the actions of SOME Americans, or SOME white people, or SOME Christians or SOME cops represent the actions of ALL Americans, or ALL white people, or ALL Christians or ALL cops you’ll consider that. (HINT: Cowardly hypocrites will NEVER stop making sweeping negative generalizations about Americans or white people or Christians or cops so there is no danger of ever having to deal with a followup on this one. The reason they won’t stop? Because it’s SAFE to generalize about those targets.)

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, it is so totally not awesome to, like, discuss actions that would affect ALL Muslims after violent incidents that involve, like, some people who just happen to be Muslims.

SMACKDOWN: This one is just a variation of the first one (gutless hypocrites are very unoriginal thinkers). The smackdown is: So you’re saying it’s wrong to discuss actions that would affect ALL gun owners after violent incidents that involve some people who just happen to be gun owners?

Muslim oppression 3GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, people shouldn’t be allowed to criticize Islam because you can’t, like, shout “fire” in a crowded theater. (This one will be accompanied by one of those looks that lets you know the gutless hypocrite who said this thinks it’s a Really Deep Thought instead of the easily dismissed excuse that it really is.)

SMACKDOWN: Yes you CAN shout “fire” in a crowded theater IF THERE’S A FIRE! Even if it APPEARS there is a fire (excessive smoke, etc) you have a responsibility to speak out so other theatergoers are made aware of the danger and can take appropriate action. Cowardly apologists for Islam act like Muslim violence is purely hypothetical and that there’s never been any real-world violence from Muslim fanatics.

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, are you, like, implying we should commit certain acts against Muslims?

SMACKDOWN: Nope. Cowardly enablers of Muslim violence always act like the only two options are: 1) Do and say and write absolutely NOTHING about Muslim intolerance or 2) Wage all-out war. If people in the Western Democracies would start verbally holding Islam as accountable as other faiths for its homophobia, misogyny and other forms of intolerance the message might get through with no need for any violence.

Trouble is, cowardly apologists for Islam are too timid to even use WORDS against Muslim intolerance. Unfortunately, with religious fanatics if you are too frightened to use WORDS against them you will eventually have to use MORE than words against them. And we’ve seen that collaborators with Islam are far too spineless to ever use more than words, hence their pre-emptive surrender.     Continue reading

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FUNKY FERGUSON (2014) REVIEW

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OBAMA: I usually just ignore black-on-black violence but dammit, even when a black cop shoots a black suspect I will ALWAYS promote violence against the cops!

My contempt for America’s Democrats and Republicans is not a secret. I was tempted to post a mock-news story today headlined EVERY DEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN ELECTED OFFICIAL DIES FROM MYSTERY DISEASE: NATION REJOICES. Instead I decided my review of the blaxploitation satire Funky Ferguson would be more appropriate. 

FUNKY FERGUSON (2014) – This was one  of the biggest money-makers of 2014. Funky Ferguson is the title character of this very dark satire which uses the style and structure of 1970’s blaxploitation films to comment on the horrific events in Ferguson, MO.

Hands Up Don't Shoot

*** *** *** *** *** Unidentified black men making with the ubiquitous new hand-signal which means “I have a very small penis.”

The events that spawned the whole “Hands up, don’t shoot” lie are depicted in disjointed and irreverent ways. The main character Funky Ferguson is in the mold of figures like the Black Baron from The Candy Tangerine Man. The Funky One keeps the streets safe for criminal elements and prevents law-abiding African-American business owners from fighting back against the thugs.

Funky Ferguson’s many triumphs over The Man mean nothing but hardship and personal tragedy for other African-Americans, who watch their children being killed by African-American criminals on a regular basis. Funky cares nothing for them or the “crapitalist” (as he calls them) business owners.

Gradually all of the promising young African-American children in Funky Ferguson’s hood wind up getting preyed upon and eventually killed by the brainless, violent black thugs who are the only kids worth caring about in the eyes of Funky Ferguson, the politicians and the media.  

An entire generation of creative and hopeful African-American children come and go, slain by street gangs like the film’s Gentle Giants, unmourned by a world that cares only for the plight of the sadistic criminals who killed them. Only those criminals are elevated and considered “heroic” by the demagogues of “the community”. Continue reading

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QUICK-HITS: SEPTEMBER 21st

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Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Black Lives Matter mobs rioted in Charlotte, NC because once again AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN COP SHOT AN ARMED BLACK CRIMINAL! Only America’s Democrats would try to portray ANOTHER instance of an armed black man being shot by a black cop as White Privilege.

Hillary even made the imbecilic remark that she “will talk directly to white people” about their (yawn) racist ways which caused this. Plus the Democrats’ new BFF’s in the Nation of Islam outfit have called for an ECONOMIC BOYCOTT of Charlotte … yes, because a black cop who answers to a black Chief of Police shot an ARMED black suspect who refused to drop his gun. Seriously.  Continue reading

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HUFFPO WRITER ON “THE CULTURE OF THE SMUG WHITE LIBERAL”

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Now THAT’s gonna leave a mark! African-American Nikki Johnson-Houston is a contributing writer for Huffington Post, the site for HUFFy, POST-menopausal white liberals. Nikki wrote a piece for HuffPo which echoed a lot of the discussions that we Independent Voters have long been having about how unbearable white liberals have become.

Balladeer’s Blog has done six years’ worth of observations about why so many former liberals like myself have grown so disgusted with the American Left. Largely because they’re cowardly hypocrites, pompous snobs and hilariously pretentious asses. Anyway, here are some quotes from Nikki followed by the link to her full article. (Self-adoring American Liberals beware!)

“One of the things that always attracted me to the (Democratic) party were the ideals of equality, fighting for the little guy and our openness to differing opinions, but lately I have seen my party take a turn that makes me uncomfortable. Somewhere along the way (they) stopped fighting for the little guy and became the party of the smug, educated elites who look down on those with less education and deem them unable or unworthy of being able to make personal decisions for their own lives.”

Arianna Huffington

HuffPo was launched by Arianna Huffington, the daffy dilettante of the Democratic Party.

… ” I don’t take lightly the opportunities I have been given or the fact that many people, black and white, fought for and sometimes died for me to have these rights. I also have serious concerns about the lack of progress that I have seen for many African-Americans and I blame some of that lack of progress on ineffective liberal policies that are based upon wanting to help those in need, but in many instances end up causing more harm than good.” Nikki continues … 

“My problem with Liberalism is that it’s more concerned with policing people’s language and thoughts …  White liberal college students speak of “safe spaces”, “trigger words”, “micro aggressions” and “white privilege” …  They can’t even have a conversation with someone who sees the world differently without resorting to calling someone a racist, homophobic, misogynistic bigot and trying to have them banned from campus, or ruin them and their reputation.” Continue reading

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