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HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA? THE LATEST EDITION

Bergdahl coverAs always Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that cuts through the b.s. in the “Liberals vs Conservatives” conflict and criticizes BOTH sides equally. Here’s the latest look at the blunders of the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama, who apparently wanted to win a $20 bet with a friend that he could do an even worse job than the repulsive George W Bush.

BERGDAHL BLUES – Obama’s original blunder in exchanging an obvious deserter like Bowe Bergdahl for FIVE high-level Al Qaeda operatives was compounded by his usual pouty refusal to face reality. EVERY report – except from his White House staff – emphasized Bergdahl’s sleazy nature, but the only thing the Obama Administration knows how to do is blunder, then lie and lie and lie for MONTHS before admitting their mistake.

Bergdahl - died looking for him

The six men who died trying to find Bergdahl before it was realized that he deserted.

Finally, after avoiding the inevitable since last summer, Obama’s Defense Department is officially charging Bergdahl with desertion. And this after months of publicly slandering the men in Bergdahl’s unit who came forward about his desertion and snubbing the families of the soldiers who died searching for Bergdahl. How dead inside is Little Barry that he can do these things?  

Remember how he insisted for years that the Fort Hood terrorist attack was “workplace violence” instead?

And there’s much, much more stupidity from Obama in the past few weeks. Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND UNIVERSITIES

“As Oscar Wilde should have said, when bad ideas have nowhere else to go they emigrate to America and become university courses.”  – Frederic Raphael

liberal fascistWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally. I’ve loved using the above quote for years when dealing with the hilariously pretentious asses called American Liberals. More specifically the pompous and narrow-minded Faculty Lounge Fascists, of whom Barack Obama is the most comical example. These people pretend they’re “educated” (a word they say like a haughty baroness from a bad Gothic romance) but are merely credentialed in ever-narrower fields of study. 

These people don’t know anything that they weren’t told to think while in a classroom setting, and they blather on about their tiny area of interest with the same laughable snobbery shown by the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons. They will grandly pretend they’re fit to decide if someone is qualified to speak about “gender theory” or “transracial-heteronormativity in the Patriarchy” or whatever other subjects that have been invented by the bureaucrats who masquerade as educators here in the 21st Century.

Here’s a breakdown on why it’s fun to confuse them with that Frederic Raphael quote:   Continue reading

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Happy New Year from Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups of shrill children.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Realize that as long as they pretend Al “Tawana Brawley scandal” Sharpton should be taken seriously they are encouraging the racism and bigotry that he embodies.

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JEB BUSH: THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM ON THE PLANET

"I'll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!"

“I’ll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. The repulsive Jeb Bush, brother of George W Bush and the son of George Herbert Walker Bush, is running for president. You’d think a man with that last name would be ashamed to show his face in public ever again, but no, Jowelly Jeb apparently thinks that all the abuse people heap on his bloated rich pig family is just jealousy or something.

I can’t imagine what type of campaign slogans this sample of political bacteria will use in their campaign. Maybe something like “JEB BUSH: He’s the only man who could make Americans miss Barack Obama” or maybe “JEB BUSH: The pudgy harbinger of national suicide”. For a campaign song Jeb could use that ditty from the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup:   Continue reading

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IF BARACK OBAMA HANDLED PEARL HARBOR

"If any of your loved ones died at Pearl Harbor THEY HAD IT COMING!"

“If any of your loved ones died at Pearl Harbor THEY HAD IT COMING!”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. Even for a sleazy Chicago politician Barack Obama has been caught in an unending avalanche of lies from his campaign biography to all the outrageous untruths that have characterized his entire term in office. 

This weak, inept and crooked little man has been caught in lie after lie after lie and has outdone even Nixon in terms of scandals and Harding in terms of corruption. Obama’s incompetence has earned him a name as the Worst U.S. President in History. That plus his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach made me decide to run with a Balladeer’s Blog look at how this Democratic version of Richard Nixon might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

For starters Little Barry would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the Continue reading

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CHRISTMAS SEASON ADVICE FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

puck1Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes those childish fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s some Yuletide advice for those two groups of zealots who continue to tear the country apart by putting their respective political party ahead of the nation.

ADVICE FOR LIBERALS – Pretend that these Conservatives you irrationally hate are really Muslim fanatics who treat women like slaves and want all gay people dead. You cowardly hypocrites seem to have no problem refraining from EVER expressing one word of hostility about Muslim homophobes and misogynists, so go through December without saying anything about Christians and/or Conservatives that you would not say about Muslims and/or Islamists. And show their religion the same nauseating deference you gutless wonders show Islam. Continue reading

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IT’S OFFICIAL: OBAMA IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

APPARENTLY PEOPLE FELT THE ANSWER TO THIS WAS A RESOUNDING YES.

APPARENTLY PEOPLE FELT THE ANSWER TO THIS WAS A RESOUNDING YES.

I guess open contempt for the country whose people elected you was not such a wise political strategy, eh, Obama? Even though mid-term elections are expected to go against the party that holds the White House, last night Little Barry Obama’s monumental unpopularity and horrific policies led to a HISTORIC DEFEAT for a sitting President’s party.

I despise both the Republican Party AND the Democratic Party but there’s no denying that the hubristic Democrats deserved this kind of a smackdown. There’s also no denying that this defeat has to be laid largely at the door of Barack Obama. His repeated violations of the Constitution, his corrupt administration , his destruction of American health care and his pursuit of a cowardly and masochistic foreign policy may have played well with the hilariously pretentious asses called American Liberals but nobody else.

If you are angry about anything the newly-elected Congress may do, blame Little Barry Obama. His pouting refusal to work with the opposition party THE WAY ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE accomplished nothing but perpetual gridlock and UNPRECEDENTED midterm defeat for his own party.    Continue reading

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OBAMA AND THE DISEASE HIS CARELESS ADMINISTRATION LET IN THE COUNTRY

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ASK BALLADEER’S BLOG

JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF HOW LIBERALS ARE AS FLAWED AS CONSERVATIVES.

JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF HOW LIBERALS ARE AS FLAWED AS CONSERVATIVES.

A self-identified Liberal asked:

Q: You’re clearly not a Conservative so why do you dump on Liberals, too?

A: Because American Liberals are hilariously pretentious asses, cowardly hypocrites and pompous, insecure snobs. They also have no trace of individuality but are simply many mouths with a single mind. American Liberals have no identity outside of their political opinions and are therefore Liberals first and human beings second. 1960’s generation Liberals are the worst because the opinions that those ridiculous poseurs think are so innovative and daring are nothing more than the outdated conventional wisdom from FIVE DECADES AGO. Continue reading

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THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: A BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

democratic party donkeyWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives. Here is the transcript of my recent interview with the Democratic Party Jackass, the symbol of their organization.

Balladeer’s Blog: Right off the top, what are your thoughts on the upcoming midterms?

Democratic Party: Well, our greatest weakness is being associated with Barack Obama, who is an albatross we’ll try to increasingly separate ourselves from. I gather you noticed how some of our Congressional candidates are even refusing to say if they voted for Little Barry in 2008 and 2012. 

BB: I have, but don’t worry – the networks have been avoiding covering that fact. 

DP: (laughs) Yeah, thankfully the Republicans were so stupid they decided long ago not to spend the money necessary to keep up with us in the media arms race. Anything at all damaging to our candidates is always confined to the boondocks of Fox News Channel and talk radio.  Continue reading

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