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THE DEMOCRATS’ PLATFORM

#walkaway march on washingtonI’ll start with a reminder that it’s just one week til the start of the #WALKAWAY MARCH ON WASHINGTON.  Many of us from among the millions of former Democrats driven away by the Party’s fascism and intolerance will be there, including me.

Democrat PlatformWith Antifa (really KLAN-tifa) blocking traffic and beating up the elderly in Portland while the Democrat Mayor orders the police to stand down and with Democrats like Nancy Pelosi STILL refusing to denounce the violence (this week she actually referred to the victims of Democrat violence as “collateral damage”) here’s a look at the apparent 2018 Democrat Platform.

*** REMEMBER “WHAT’S GOOD FOR GENERAL MOTORS IS GOOD FOR THE USA? WELL, WE’VE CHANGED THAT TO “WHAT’S GOOD FOR US DEMOCRATS – AND ONLY WHAT’S GOOD FOR US DEMOCRATS – IS GOOD FOR THE USA!”

*** WE DIDN’T GET INTO POLITICS TO LISTEN TO YOU VOTERS, WE DID IT TO GET GRAFT AND BRIBE MONEY. 

*** WE DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER SEE THOUSANDS OF YOU PEASANTS RAPED AND KILLED THAN INCONVENIENCE ONE SINGLE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!

*** YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES IN THE ARMED FORCES ARE IMPERIALIST SCUM, BUT MURDEROUS HOMOPHOBE CHE GUEVARA WAS A REVOLUTIONARY! 

*** IF YOU’RE NOT WITH US, YOU’RE AGAINST US!

*** WE DEMOCRATS STILL OPPOSE VOTER I.D. BECAUSE IT HINDERS OUR PERENNIAL VOTER FRAUD!

*** WE REFUSE TO DENOUNCE OLE MISS PROFESSOR JAMES THOMAS’ SUGGESTION THAT SERVICE PERSONNEL CONTAMINATE THE FOOD OF REPUBLICANS … AND REMEMBER, IF YOUR CHILDREN COMPLAIN HE CAN GIVE THEM BAD GRADES!

Hillary change the rules*** THE POLICE ARE THE REAL CRIMINALS AND MUST BE HAMSTRUNG AT EVERY TURN! 

*** THIS DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP PERSON HAS FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE!

*** VOTE FOR US DEMOCRATS OR WE WILL TOTALLY FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU!

*** WITH THE TECHNOFASCISTS AT GOOGLE, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ON OUR SIDE WE WILL SILENCE ALL DISSENT!

*** WE DEMOCRATS PLEDGE TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT ALL OPPOSITION CANDIDATES LIKE WE DID IN MINNESOTA THIS WEEK

*** AFRICAN-AMERICANS NEED REMINDED THAT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM JUST LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS! Continue reading

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DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES AGREE: VICTIMS OF MUSLIM VIOLENCE SHOULD BE IGNORED

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

In Saturday’s Presidential Debate Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders spelled out the Democratic Party’s position on non-Muslims who are rude enough to fall victim to Muslim terrorist attacks.

That position: the Democratic Party’s only concern is wooing the Muslim vote and the votes of illegal immigrants while accusing people of racism if they dare to question them.

THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A VIABLE THIRD PARTY!  Continue reading

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THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: A BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

democratic party donkeyWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives. Here is the transcript of my recent interview with the Democratic Party Jackass, the symbol of their organization.

Balladeer’s Blog: Right off the top, what are your thoughts on the upcoming midterms?

Democratic Party: Well, our greatest weakness is being associated with Barack Obama, who is an albatross we’ll try to increasingly separate ourselves from. I gather you noticed how some of our Congressional candidates are even refusing to say if they voted for Little Barry in 2008 and 2012. 

BB: I have, but don’t worry – the networks have been avoiding covering that fact. 

DP: (laughs) Yeah, thankfully the Republicans were so stupid they decided long ago not to spend the money necessary to keep up with us in the media arms race. Anything at all damaging to our candidates is always confined to the boondocks of Fox News Channel and talk radio.  Continue reading

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