JEB BUSH: THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM ON THE PLANET

"I'll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!"

“I’ll look positively dreamy up on Mount Rushmore!”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. The repulsive Jeb Bush, brother of George W Bush and the son of George Herbert Walker Bush, is running for president. You’d think a man with that last name would be ashamed to show his face in public ever again, but no, Jowelly Jeb apparently thinks that all the abuse people heap on his bloated rich pig family is just jealousy or something.

I can’t imagine what type of campaign slogans this sample of political bacteria will use in their campaign. Maybe something like “JEB BUSH: He’s the only man who could make Americans miss Barack Obama” or maybe “JEB BUSH: The pudgy harbinger of national suicide”. For a campaign song Jeb could use that ditty from the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup:  

“The last guy nearly ruined this place / He didn’t know what to do with it

If you think this country’s bad off now / Just wait til I get through with it!”

Hey, don’t laugh, a country that will elect Barack Obama will elect ANYBODY!   

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16 responses to “JEB BUSH: THE LOWEST LIFE-FORM ON THE PLANET

  1. Quartermain

    A choice between Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton?

    Sheitgeist, I think Alfred E. Newman would do a better job than either one of them.

  2. Not another dickhead named Bush 🙂

  3. Jeb is the next president! Eat it, Liberals!

  4. Jeb is probably the douchiest douchebag from a family of douchebags.

  5. Greetings! “Political bacteria” I love it!

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  7. Jeb was better than Trump.

    • There is no way that pathetic member of the Bush clan was better than President Trump. Watching the Donald slice Jeb’s balls off in front of the entire world was great!

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