The question puzzling the internet of late has been: Is one percenter and bloated rich pig Tom Steyer a colony creature composed of nothing but body lice? Recently a non-existent reporter for Balladeer’s Blog asked the allegedly heartless capitalist a direct question about this matter and Steyer denied it.
When faced with the follow-up question “Do you pass body lice on to those in your immediate vicinity” the parasitic oppressor of the workers replied that he had to run because it was time for a meeting with crooked members of Congress. However, Steyer STILL refuses to donate more money to charity.
Hopefully this closes the chapter on this bizarre conspiracy theory about Steyer being a colony creature composed purely of body lice. Sure it would be less disgusting than being a bloated rich pig but, as the saying goes … Continue reading
A HEAVILY NARCOTIZED ROGER GOODELL RECENTLY SAT DOWN TO TALK WITH BALLADEER’S BLOG.
BALLADEER’S BLOG: Can I call you “Commish?”
ROGER GOODELL: I’d rather you call me what NFL players call me.
BB: The Great White Dope?
RG: No … NO! They call me Commissioner.
BB: If you say so, Roger. How do you feel about the state of the NFL right now? Continue reading
*** * ONE PERCENTER MARK “SKIPPY” ZUCKERBERG *** *
One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark “Skippy” Zuckerberg, CEO of Fakebook and prime example of NeoColonialism, is suing HUNDREDS of kamaaina Hawaiians to force them to sale him their land. The suit is supposedly being filed because Zuckerberg wants more privacy. Privacy that he feels isn’t enough as long as those Hawaiians retain their perfectly legal rights to that land.
Zuckerberg spoke to a non-existent reporter for Balladeer’s Blog and said “Hey, when you have a lot of money you can pull strings so that the corporate media doesn’t lay a glove on you when you oppress people of color like this.”
Skippy Zuckerberg then admitted it was in bad taste to be using native Hawaiian children as human footrests like he was doing while talking to this non-existent reporter. After kicking the unfortunate children and telling them to “Get lost, punks” Zuckerberg offered further insight regarding his unconscionable behavior.
MM… . … … GEORGE “WHAT NAZIS?” SOROS … …
“People like me, George Soros, Carlos Slim and a few others, we can do things like this whenever and wherever we want, then five minutes later we’ll be lecturing the poor and the working class for opposing illegal immigration. We can kill negative stories about ourselves virtually at will … Hell, look how Soros has REAL Nazi connections yet it seems like he’s the ONLY guy who never gets called Hitler.” Continue reading
YOU GO, BERNIE SANDERS! Sanders CONTINUED his assault on the coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring who supported Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama. Can this hunka hunka Bernie Love become the conscience of the Democrats and straighten out bloated rich pigs like Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry and Al Gore?
BERN ONE: Bernie personally explained to Charlie Rose, a talking head on the alt-left NPR that Donald “Agent Orange” Trump won because the corporate media and the political establishment don’t understand “there are tens of millions of people who are not racists, who are not sexists, they’re hurting.”
In an obvious poke at the bought and paid for Democrat Hillary Clinton, Sanders added “(Y)ou can’t just spend your entire life raising money from the wealthy people. What Trump was doing, to his credit, he was going out holding rallies. He was going all over this country. He was going in rural areas, where candidates previously did not go. In many ways, I did that myself.”
BERN TWO: Bernie Sanders has already encouraged far-left MSNBC’s Democrat-supporting Mika Brzezinski to join the growing chorus of corporate media shills openly discussing how Hillary’s thuggish campaign staff would – in Mika’s words – “bully” anyone trying to point out Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton’s countless weaknesses. “I experienced it myself” she testified.
Mika bravely risked further harassment by stating that Bernie Sanders versus Donald Trump would have been a much better fight. In light of the severe public humiliation Hillary experienced at Trump’s hands last week Mika certainly has a point.
Wow! This is a very positive development! Protesters occupied the Capitol Hill office of the Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer TO CONTINUE BERNIE SANDERS’ FIGHT TO EXPOSE THE WAY WALL STREET AND INTERNATIONAL BANKSTERS OWN THE DEMOCRATS (DemCorp) as surely as they’ve long owned the Republicans (RepubCorp).
In the past a large obstacle to effectively addressing the problem of big money in American politics was the fact that – especially overseas – too many people lived in the past and hadn’t noticed that the Democrats were just as much in bed with one percenters as the Republicans were.
Hopefully this momentum will carry over and we can finally battle the entirety of the problem without being hindered by the silly notion that the Democrats are somehow “the good guys” to the Republicans’ “bad guys.” Both parties are the problem. The black and white working class has suffered long enough from the actions of our bought and paid for political class. Continue reading
Dystopia? You’re living in it!
All around the Western World and for decades now, bloated rich pigs and their bought & paid for flunkies in the political class have been using the rest of us as whipping boys for THEIR failed policies. They and theirs continue to screw up the world and screw the people of the world and every election cycle they preach to us more loudly about how it’s OUR fault, not theirs.
The ultimate irony is that it was the political left that gave the blueprint for modern oppression to the wealthy elites they used to oppose. The ridiculous notion of the Collective Guilt of the Western World was the best thing that ever happened to the rich and the powerful. I’ll buy that the bloated rich pigs and the political class should have borne the guilt and shouldered the blame, but regular citizens?
Uh, yeah, like it’s the Archie Bunkers who ruled the world of the past, not the George Soroses and the Koch Brothers. Wealthy and/or blue-blooded familes like the Bushes and the Pelosis have gotten a pass, sort of like Death Camp administrators who escaped and lived large in South America while German citizens absorbed the anger of the world. (Remember, Godwin’s Law pussies don’t impress me so don’t bother citing it.)
The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party
The Working Class – yes even the white ones, you “White Privilege” fanatics – never had the money or the power to “oppress” anyone. But the Working Class, who suffered under the yoke of bloated rich pigs and politicians EVEN DURING THE TIME PERIOD WHEN WE’RE TOLD WHITE PEOPLE RULED THE WORLD – now CONTINUE to suffer under the yoke of the rich and powerful but also get lectured and talked down to as if they are to blame for the abuses that those elites inflicted on the world in the past and present.
For Working Class white people and Working Class black people to engage in hostility toward each other is a monumental waste of time that will do NOTHING to improve the lot of either of them. How ironic that the wealthy ultimately co-opted Marxism and used it as the latest lash to whip their victims and all it took was the irrational concept that ALL people of the Western World bore collective guilt for colonialism, war, racism and economic inequality. Continue reading