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ISLAM ATTACKS! (2016)

Mars Attacks 2What’s Up, Muhammad could have worked as an alternate title of this film, which revives the grand old tradition of overdubbing a movie’s existing dialogue with comical new dialogue. What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966), Woody Allen’s overdubbing of a Japanese spy movie to make it a battle over an egg salad recipe, is still the best known of these ventures.

It was far from the first, however, and was preceded by Fractured Flickers (1963), a weekly television show in which celebrities would dub improvised comedic dialogue into old silent movies. Much later Mad Movies (1985) would feature its comedy talent from the L.A. Connection overdubbing movies from the 30s, 40s and 50s.

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Or, as the film makes it, “Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam …”

Not even serials were exempt from such treatment, with my favorite example being Firesign Theater’s production Hot Shorts (1984) featuring items like Sperm Bank Bandits in which the comedy team inserted comical dialogue into old serials like Canadian Mounties vs Atomic Invaders.

Other prime instances of overdubbing include What’s Up, Hideous Sun Demon (1983) with Jay Leno and other celebrities editing comical dialogue into the classically bad monster movie The Hideous Sun Demon and A Man Called … Rainbo (1990) in which the early Sylvester Stallone movie No Place to Hide was overdubbed to make it a comedic sendup of Sly’s Rambo movies. Even the original Night of the Living Dead has been given this treatment.    

Mars Attacks 3Enough background information! Islam Attacks features the Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks being overdubbed with hilariously dark comedy material which makes the story a look at the Western World’s weak and inept response to Muslim fanatics. The large heads of the Martian invaders are altered by CGI making them look like turbans in just one example of this film’s audacious attitude.    

Mars Attacks Loston Wallace

Art by Loston Wallace

If you recall, Burton’s Mars Attacks featured the government hilariously refusing to think the Martians had hostile intentions no matter how many acts of violence they committed. The Martians would even be shooting people to death while robotically saying “We come in peace.” Islam Attacks does just what you’d hope for and plays up how contemporary governments keep trying to downplay any hostile intentions from Islamist groups and shows them blasting people to death while saying “We are a religion of peace” over and over. Continue reading

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ALL IN THE FAMILY: THE NEXT GENERATION

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Rob Reiner’s character Meathead struggles to deal with the fact that his worldview is FIVE DECADES out of date.

All in the Family: The Next Generation, the brand-new sitcom from Glitternight Productions debuts tonight. Cult director Eddie Wozniak strikes again with this controversial update to the original 1970s series which blended the standard family sitcom format with a nearly Ibsenesque examination of social and political issues. 

Rob Reiner is back as Meathead aka Michael Stivic. This time around Stivic is the Archie Bunker-type character to reflect the way that Rob Reiner’s generation of self-infatuated 1960s fools have grown as stagnated in their thinking and as trapped in the past as was the original Archie Bunker generation. Continue reading

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MUSLIMS SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE AT CHARLIE HEBDO: ONE YEAR LATER

I side with the people who draw pictures, not the people who kill.

I side with the people who draw pictures, not the people who kill.

One year ago today superstitious savages raided the offices of Charlie Hebdo magazine in Paris, killing 12 and wounding many more. So far today in Paris a Muslim fanatic has already been shot to death as he charged into a police station screaming Allahu Akbar while wielding a knife and carrying a flag of the Islamic State, the Muslim “caliphate” spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq.  

In memory of last year’s victims and the countless future victims of savage Muslim fascists, here is my post from January 7th, 2015: 

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

It’s no secret that Islam is the most superstitiously savage religion in the world at this particular point in history. It also leads the world in homophobia, misogyny and utter disregard of fundamental human rights, especially freedom of expression. Today Muslim fanatics attacked the offices of the French publication Charlie Hebdo, one of the few outlets that has the courage to criticize Islam as well as other religions. The publication has often been threatened by the reactionary forces of Islam and today the animals acted on those threats. “We have avenged the prophet” was the departing message of the savage attackers.

Muhammad newAt least twelve are dead and more than twenty wounded at the moment as breaking news continues to come in from France. The Muslim attackers fled and have exchanged gunfire with the pursuing police. In 2011 Islamofascists fire-bombed the publication.

The future MUST belong to those who insult the blood-soaked, child-raping prophet of Islam called Muhammad. 

OKAY, APOLOGISTS FOR ISLAM – START YOUR GROVELING AND YOUR EXCUSE MAKING! OR GO AND RIDICULE SOME CHRISTIANS OR JEWS SO YOU CAN GO ON PRETENDING  THAT YOU’RE “DARING” AND “ICONOCLASTIC”. Continue reading

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THE BEN AFFLECK SHOW: DEFENDER OF THE FAITH

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck’s latest venture is this eponymous web series in which he portrays Haven Monahan, a gutless hypocrite who hates Christianity and Judaism but grovels for Islam. Still hopelessly embittered by the scorn he gets for his disastrous turn in Daredevil and for any other casting of him as a costumed crimefighter Affleck has decided to tackle his critics head-on by starring as a superhero called the Defender of the Faith.

Whenever anyone is courageously standing up to Islamic oppression or violence Haven Monahan (Affleck) becomes the Defender of the Faith and ensures that non-Muslims are victimized by any Muslim fanatic in the vicinity.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Episode One, posted last night, was torn from recent headlines as Affleck’s Defender of the Faith swung into action to prevent a handful of heroic non-Muslims from interfering with a crazed Muslim gunman. The Defender of the Faith beat the interlopers unconscious then left the scene so the Muslim terrorist could wrack up a body count of innocent bystanders.

Talking about his latest role Affleck (who also produces and directs the web series) stated “My own ancestors were slave-owners and slavery is a tradition that the Muslim world has kept going long after the West abandoned it, so I’ve always felt a certain kinship to Islam. Continue reading

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ROOTS 3: THE BEN AFFLECK STORY

"I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags."

“I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags.”

Ben Affleck, best known for being a cowardly apologist for and enabler of Muslim homophobia and misogyny, is at the center of a new controversy because of his heavy-handed attempts to get his family’s history of slave-owning censored from a PBS documentary. Meanwhile, another film has been released about Affleck’s slave-owning family.

In the new movie titled Roots 3: The Ben Affleck Story, Affleck was quoted as saying “I learn a few lines for movies and that makes me above you commoners. My role in life is giving finger-wagging lectures to the peons. I should be above the humiliation of being exposed as the scion of a repulsive family of slave-owners. That’s off the record, by the way.” Continue reading

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WHAT KIND OF SAVAGES TORTURE CHILDREN FOR NOT PRAYING?

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY,  MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. The Islamic State tortured two 9 year old boys for playing outside a mosque instead of entering  it to pray. Yes, Muslims are now so out of touch with reality that children playing offends their mindless superstitions. The Islamic State no doubt sends out another “thank you” to Barack Obama for his premature withdrawal from Iraq, allowing them to take over.

What kind of savages shoot people in the surf so that they can laugh at their dying struggles to stay upright to avoid drowning even though they’re doomed anyway from their gunshot wounds? And then PROUDLY POST VIDEOS ONLINE SHOWING THEMSELVES COMMITTING THIS ATROCITY?

Oh, yeah … Muslim savages, the 21st Century version of Nazis. Al Shabaab, the Somali franchise in the global Islamofascist hate group, participated in that activity.

What kind of savages storm a university in military gear, separate their co-religionists from the rest of the students (Talk about “othering”!) and then kill those other students? Continue reading

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MUSLIM PLOT TO BOMB U.S. CONSULATE FOILED BY CANADIAN AUTHORITIES

Islamophobia posterReuters reports that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have thwarted Muslim Jahnazeb Malik’s plan to bomb the United States Consulate and other buildings in the financial district of Toronto. Malik is a self-proclaimed supporter of the Islamic State.

Thank you, Canada! And I’d like to express my condolences to American grovelers for Islam like Ben Affleck and the faculty at Brandeis University. I’m sure they will be very saddened that the attack was thwarted and that they won’t be able to spit in the faces of the loved ones of any victims by lecturing the rest of us about how “misunderstood” the superstitious savagery called Islam supposedly is.  

Nothing makes the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism happier than stating that the dead victims of Muslim violence somehow “brought it on themselves”, so thank you, Mounties, for defeating Malik’s plan in advance. 

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