AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FOUR

I.S.L.A.M. - Where you're never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

I.S.L.A.M. – Where you’re never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

The summer of 2014 will forever be remembered as the summer when Agents of I.S.L.A.M. took the nation by storm. This sensational cable television series features the savagely superstitious practitioners of a bloodthirsty religion which is never explicitly named in the series. I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) operatives want all gay people dead and treat women like slaves, even mutilating their genitals. 

Last night’s episode featured the religious maniacs (I’d love to know what religion they are supposed to represent but producer/director Eddie Wozniak still refuses to say) committing atrocities around the world. Among the actions taken by these barbarians included:

a) shelling a hospital full of their own people and blaming it on another country

b) enslaving hundreds of Yazidi women in Iraq

c) using their own alleged places of worship as recruitment centers for their terrorist attacks

d) having the Iranian leader BOAST about how proud he is of his country’s policy of stoning

e) going on a bloodthirsty rampage when members of a different faith tried to erect one of their own places of worship.

These sickening savages are really the most repulsive villains in television history and the world is getting more and more anxious to see them get their comeuppance! Stay tuned! The Agents of I.S.L.A.M. are as mindless as the zombies on The Walking Dead and kill as readily as the most demented serial killers in history.  

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10 responses to “AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FOUR

  1. Pingback: AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FOUR

  2. do u think all Muslims are like this?

    • No, but it would be ridiculous not to criticize a religion just because every single one of its adherents are not engaging in the worst activities. I can’t imagine you or anyone else refraining from criticizing Christian fanatics just because “not all of them” behave that way. Or not criticizing Americans just because “not all of them” do whatever it is you don’t like about them.

  3. You nailed another one! This is so funny and irreverent!

  4. I love the way you do this! Sly and on-target!

  5. I like this clever way you play with the is it fiction or not angle.

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