AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE THREE

Sajjad Ahmed and his wife Muafia were slain by intolerant Muslims

Sajjad Ahmed and his wife Muafia were slain by intolerant Muslims

The hot cable series Agents of I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) continues to reign supreme in the ratings! There is word now of a potential movie deal AND merchandise from the show is selling like crazy! Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead have real competition from this series about violent religious fanatics who practice a faith that is never specified on the show. Episcopalians, maybe?

The Agents of I.S.L.A.M. are forever blowing up and beheading everyone who disagrees with their homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant beliefs. In the very first episode they even mutilated the genitals of an entire village of unwilling young women, an act that was strangely applauded by the cowardly hypocrites at Brandeis University. Last night’s episode saw the blood-soaked fanatics of the title commit a series of “honor killings”.

In a nightmarish tableau that makes you glad this is just a television show the Agents of I.S.L.A.M. were helping parents kill their daughters for things like falling in love or marrying outside of their never-named religion. What would the world be like if a hate-filled pack of barbarians like this really did exist in the world at large? Anyway last night’s episode also gave a few hints at a resistance movement forming to combat these sickening savages so future episodes may feature more than just the bloody depradations of the mindless, fanatical animals of the title.   

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8 responses to “AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE THREE

    • It’s one of my make-believe reviews. The show doesn’t exist it’s just my take on how even IF the media covers Muslim violence they leave out the name of the religion because we’re supposed to pretend that Islam isn’t at least as homophobic and misogynistic as Christianity.

      Each Agents of I.S.L.A.M. “episode” features real-life news elements (like the Law and Order shows) because these atrocities REALLY HAPPENED.

      And yes, the pompous asses at Brandeis University defend mutilating women’s genitals to deprive them of sexual pleasure. They pretend that makes them non-judgemental though they hypocritically piss all over Christianity all the time.

      As always I think ALL religions deserve trashing and I’m REALLY sick of the American media being so frightened of Islam.

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