AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE TWO

A savage threatens beheadings in Trafalgar Square

A savage threatens beheadings in Trafalgar Square

Agents of I.S.L.A.M.‘s debut last week made it the highest rated cable show of the year so far! If you like shows like Falling Skies, Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead you will LOVE this program! In Episode Two cult director Eddie Wozniak has expanded the geographical reach of his fictional group of villains called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity).

I.S.L.A.M. is a group of religious fanatics but Wozniak coyly refuses to say which religion they practice. That mystery may or may not be revealed as the storyline progresses. Last week the title villains mutilated the genitals of hundreds of unwilling women according to the dictates of their savage faith, whatever it may be. In this week’s installment the Agents of I.S.L.A.M. undertake multiple missions across the globe.

In England a “twitter jihad” is launched as an Agent threatens that the evil organization he represents will take over England and use Trafalgar Square as an arena for beheadings. Wozniak’s insistence on using beheadings in this series strains credibility. It’s impossible to picture a group in the 21st Century practicing a religion SO hate-filled and blood-soaked that beheadings would be one of their sacraments. Eddie needs to tone it down a little if he wants to maintain even a shred of verisimilitude.  

That criticism aside the other missions the bad guys accomplish this week also include:

a) an agent in Canada stabbing a kindergarten teacher named Fabienne Terral-Calmes in front of her classroom of students. This is presented as a news report so it seems the producer/ director is implying it really happened.  

Honor Killingsb) another agent in Canada engineers it so that signs on Edmonton buses – signs that provide information on how young women living in fear of what the Agents of I.S.L.A.M. call “Honor Killings” can seek legal help. This one is the most nefarious item on I.S.L.A.M.’s agenda so far on this series. Canada’s politicians are depicted as craven cowards for caving in to pressure from one of I.S.L.A.M.’s front groups and taking the signs down.

On that disquieting P.R. coup for the evil barbarians this episode came to a close. It remains to be seen if this series will feature any good guys eventually standing up to these savages. One would hope so. Week after week of seeing these sickening thugs inflict atrocity after atrocity while facing no opposition will get pretty monotonous, not to mention unrealistic. Surely no sane society would indulge such horrible acts from such fanatics.  

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10 responses to “AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE TWO

  1. Islam is so violent and misogynistic!

  2. I love how irreverent and daring your comedy is!

  3. Eva

    Islam’s treatment of women is so shitty!

  4. We all know how unviolent u christians r.

    • Read around this blog, fool. I’m not a Christian. I’m a non-believer, it’s just that cowards like you will only criticize Christianity but crawl on your bellies for Islam.

  5. I luv how u do these things! lol

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