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November 9, 2016 · 9:16 pm

HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

My take (for anybody who cares) will follow these light-hearted potential headlines.

CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism

WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY

ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN

BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM

VOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD

THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH

DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967

ORANGE LIVES MATTER!

DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!

MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY

NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!

DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME

TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)

LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION PEOPLE ELECTS TRUMP

HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES

TRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?

GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH

PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED

MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD

DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading →

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November 8, 2016 · 2:16 am

BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTERS WHO ARE VOTING FOR DONALD TRUMP

It’s Election Day once again, which means I will soon have a different president to criticize. Yes, I despised George W Bush as well as Obama but I often pointed out how pathetic I found Obama worshippers to be for continuing to whine about Bush long after he was out of office. All presidents try to blame their predecessors, but only fools continue to let them get away with it.

I won’t be settling for any excuses that “It’s all Obama’s fault” either, after the new criminal relieves Barack “Tony Ears” Obama in the White House. These people actively seek out the office, so in my view it’s their baby once they’re in.

FOR A LOOK AT BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTERS WHO – SHOWING MORE PRINCIPLES THAN BERNIE HAS – WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP OVER HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON. THEY HAVE INTERESTING REASONS. CLICK HERE

FOR MY ELECTION PREDICTIONS CLICK HERE

Supporters of Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and Jill Stein were breaths of fresh air this year and forced the Plutocrats (DemCorp and RepubCorp) to actually discuss some of the REAL issues. A bonus was that the Plutocrats let their masks slip and revealed how much hostility they feel toward the working class.

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November 6, 2016 · 10:30 pm

ELECTION QUICK-HITS

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I push the need for additional political parties here in the U.S. and the 2016 presidential campaign has been the poster child for why I feel that way.

That and the fact that bloated rich pigs like George Soros and the Koch Brothers own both DemCorp and RepubCorp.

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## CAMILLE PAGLIA weighed in again on what a “DISASTER” a Hillary Clinton presidency would be. CLICK HERE

Hillary supporters assaulting a black homeless woman for supporting Trump – and being so proud that they filmed it

## Hillary’s thugs kicked, beat and spat upon the poor homeless black woman who made a point of sleeping near Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after other Hillary thugs vandalized it days earlier.

Yeah, those Democrats love to lecture the rest of the country about “hate” but are themselves absolute garbage. My biggest regret so far in life is that I used to vote for that party of criminals and hatemongers.

## The president of the Coalition of African American Pastors(CAAP) endorses Donald Trump for president.

Rev. William Owens says Trump deserves the chance to prove himself. He asserts the Democratic Party has offered blacks nothing but failed policies.

Hey, I would add that the Democrats have offered EVERYBODY nothing but failed policies … except for their one-percenter donors who OWN them – especially Hillary Clinton.
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HILLARY’S NIGHTMARE: THE WHITE AND BLACK WORKING CLASS UNITING

We Democrats started ONE Civil War already and we’ll happily start ANOTHER if you don’t do what we say!

Well, to be fair it’s a nightmare for Democrats, period, since they’ve thrived on pitting black people against white people. They even had to manufacture the ridiculously artificial BLM just to elevate hostility. White citizens and black citizens have more in common with each other than we will EVER have in common with the bought and paid for criminals of the Political Class.

As I’ve said before, I can’t believe Americans have let Democrats – the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow – get away with acting like they are in any way fit to lecture the rest of us about racism. Yes, I know the usual gibberish Democrats spout about this topic is “That was long ago. We’re better people now.” Nonsense. If the Party of Slavery can say that then the nation as a whole can say it, too.

The white and black working class are stronger together, united against one percenters like Hillary.

Meanwhile the Wikileaks revelations have shown what a cesspool of corruption the Clinton Foundation (Hillary’s fake charity) and Hillary’s campaign have been. Even I’m shocked by the extent of it and I’m the one who’s always saying that American politicians are the lowest life-forms on the planet.

As a bonus the newspaper called The Florida Commercial actually ISSUED AN APOLOGY for the way its own reporting has been so biased against Trump. They were supposedly shocked to see that all of America’s corporate media has been out to ensure Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton got elected. Anyone think the country will get an apology from the New York Times – Motto: “All the news that one percenter Carlos Slim thinks you should know about … And ONLY the news that one percenter Carlos Slim thinks you should know about.” Continue reading →

POLL RESULT: TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST BILLIONAIRE OF ALL TIME

Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her aide Huma Abedin.

Yes, seemingly every little piss-ant outfit imaginable runs their own poll these days so I figured Balladeer’s Blog might as well get in on the action.

97% of the respondents said they considered Donald Trump to be the most honest billionaire in history since Hillary Clinton and her owner George Soros haven’t been able to dredge up anything at all on him that is even a fraction as ugly as the daily revelations about Hillary and her fellow white collar criminals in DemCorp. The other 3% were killed by drones before they could answer.

119% of the respondents said that Chelsea Clinton really does kinda resemble Webb Hubbell.

78% of the respondents said they believed that Hillary Clinton has committed more crimes than all of the African-American voters she described as “Super Predators” put together.

Out of 1,312 Muslim jihadists 1,091 preferred to see Hillary Clinton become president, 212 accused her of being secretly Jewish and 9 accused ME of being secretly Jewish.

100% of recent American college graduates, when asked who they preferred to see become president, replied “President of what?” Continue reading →

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October 30, 2016 · 11:47 pm

HALLOWEEN THEMED CARTOON OF HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON

CREDIT GOES TO BEN GARRISON AT GRRRGRAPHICS.COM

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October 28, 2016 · 9:36 pm

HILLARY CLINTON: THE QUEEN OF GRAFT, POLITICAL VIOLENCE AND VOTING FRAUD

Good old Mad Magazine came up with this hilarious look at a mock movie poster for Crooked Hillary Clinton, the bought and paid for demagogue.

hillary-clinton-girl-on-the-gravy-train

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October 27, 2016 · 7:58 am

NEWSGATE 2016: SHARYL ATTKISSON ON WIKILEAKS AND PRESS-TITUTES

America’s sole remaining journalist.

Reporter Sharyl Attkisson is the Ida Tarbell of the 21st Century and may be the last actual journalist in the American media. Careers could be made covering the countless scandals of the bought and paid for criminal Hillary Clinton, but instead reporters are openly covering for her.

Sharyl Attkisson has been persecuted by the Obama Administration for uncovering some of Barack’s own crimes. Meanwhile Hillary’s supporters – better known as “accessories after the fact” – pretend it’s “brave” to obsess over Donald Trump. (By the way, America’s corporate media has made me wonder if Trump is the most honest billionaire in history given the absolute nothings that they try to make Trump “scandals” out of.)

FOR SHARYL’S PIECE ON NEWSGATE, COMPLETE WITH NAMES CALLED OUT CLICK HERE

FOR MY OCTOBER 2015 PREDICTIONS OF SO MUCH OF THIS YEAR’S MESS CLICK HERE

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October 26, 2016 · 9:03 pm

SHOCKING POLL REVEALS THAT ONE PERCENTERS WHO OWN HILLARY CLINTON PREFER HER TO TRUMP!

Hillary Clinton: The Ultimate Whore for Wall Street

Yes, amid all the confusion with some polls showing Hillary in front and some showing Trump in front comes this shocking poll paid for by Plutocrats for Hillary.

Speaking for the group, bloated rich pig George Soros said “I didn’t pay all that money to Hillary to NOT have her do my bidding as U.S. president. She and I are stronger together, you might say.”

When asked about all the Wikileaks evidence of Hillary’s corruption Soros said “Luckily we 15 billionaires who own all of the U.S. media are ignoring it. We beat Bernie Sanders for Hillary and we’re going to beat Trump for her, too. We all KNOW what Hillary is. Continue reading →

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October 24, 2016 · 10:25 pm

PREVIEW OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE

Can we abandon this silly notion that Trump is a racist? Yes, you can make that case against other Republicans – AND Hillary – but I’ve seen no evidence of Trump being a racist.

Right now the polls are all over the place, some predicting victory for Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and some predicting victory for Donald “Agent Orange” Trump. Personally I hope people get as distrustful of presidential polling as they’ve gotten of the corporate media.

There still seems to be a lot of mindless allegiance to the two major political parties for some reason. Uh, yeah, they gave us such wonderful candidates this year so why think outside the box? Anyway, Balladeer’s Blog is happy to take a look into the future to look at the way unquestioning party zealots will support DemCorp and RepubCorp no matter what kind of candidates they offer.

AFTER BOTH PARTIES DREDGE THE SWAMP, THE 2024 RACE LOOKS LIKE THIS:

2024’s CANDIDATE FOR THE DEMOCRATS: A three-legged alligator / 2024’s CANDIDATE FOR THE REPUBLICANS : An old rubber tire.

The Democrats will say:

“Oh my God I need to vote for the three-legged alligator or that evil, woman-hating racist old rubber tire might get elected! That thing is like, literally HITLER!”

The Republicans will say: Continue reading →

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