PREVIEW OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE

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Can we abandon this silly notion that Trump is a racist? Yes, you can make that case against other Republicans – AND Hillary – but I’ve seen no evidence of Trump being a racist.

Right now the polls are all over the place, some predicting victory for Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and some predicting victory for Donald “Agent Orange” Trump. Personally I hope people get as distrustful of presidential polling as they’ve gotten of the corporate media.

There still seems to be a lot of mindless allegiance to the two major political parties for some reason. Uh, yeah, they gave us such wonderful candidates this year so why think outside the box? Anyway, Balladeer’s Blog is happy to take a look into the future to look at the way unquestioning party zealots will support DemCorp and RepubCorp no matter what kind of candidates they offer.  

black-trump-supporterAFTER BOTH PARTIES DREDGE THE SWAMP, THE 2024 RACE LOOKS LIKE THIS: 

2024’s CANDIDATE FOR THE DEMOCRATS: A three-legged alligator / 2024’s CANDIDATE FOR THE REPUBLICANS : An old rubber tire.

The Democrats will say:

“Oh my God I need to vote for the three-legged alligator or that evil, woman-hating racist old rubber tire might get elected! That thing is like, literally HITLER!”

The Republicans will say:

“Oh my God I need to vote for the old rubber tire or  – what’s that? You say there are some ugly rumors about the old rubber tire? Oh my God I MUST join the mad rush of gutless Republican trash abandoning the old rubber tire. I will not let that uncouth lout get anywhere near the Oval Office! Surely Democrats will like me now!” 

 

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8 responses to “PREVIEW OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE

  1. I lmao at this! They really would vote for an alligator and a tire as long as they were Democrat or Republican. Happy Halloween!

  2. This is about how the democrats and republicans think.

  3. Too funny! I lolled at this!

  4. Nobody votes for fascists.

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