MAVERICK (1994) – FILM REVIEW

MASCOT COWBOY 2THE FRONTIERADO HOLIDAY IS COMING UP ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 2nd!

As always, the Frontierado holiday (now celebrated on 6 continents) is about the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality. 

MaverickMAVERICK (1994) – Richard Donner directed and Mel Gibson starred in this excellent tribute to the 1950s and 1980s Maverick television series. The original series starred James Garner as slick-talking gambler/ gunslinger Bret Maverick AND, in old-age makeup, as “Pappy” Beauregard Maverick, the gambler and con-man patriarch of that family of rogues.  (No relation to the real-life Maverick family of Texas, for whom “maverick” cattle were named.)

Maverick was just as often comedic as dramatic and nicely anticipated the many deconstructions of Old West mythology that were to come in the decades ahead. Sometimes the program was daringly farcical as in episodes like Gun-Shy, a spoof of Gunsmoke, and Three Queens Full, a Bonanza parody set on the Sub-Rosa Ranch (as opposed to Bonanza‘s PONDErosa). The storyline featured Maverick encountering a Ben Cartwright-styled rancher and his three less-than-straight sons, hence the episode’s title.

The original series centered on Garner’s Bret Maverick (and later other Maverick family members) vying in cardplaying and con-games with assorted rival gamblers, gunslingers and con-men. Efrem Zimbalist Jr – in his pre-FBI years – played Dandy Jim, one of the recurring members of Maverick’s Rogue’s Gallery of foes. 

Elaborate schemes and multiple double-crosses often kept viewers guessing who would come out on top til the very end, since Bret sometimes ended up on the losing side. 

The constant betrayals and double-crosses were part of the charm of the television series and were perfectly captured by the 1994 big-screen adaptation of Maverick. This thoroughly enjoyable film is often dismissed as just another of the pointless movie adaptations of tv shows that began to flood theaters back then, but that is far from the truth.

Maverick 2Mel Gibson portrays Bret Maverick since by 1994 James Garner was too old for the role. Jodie Foster co-stars as rival gambler Annabelle Bransford and the iconic James Garner provides memorable support as a lawman. 

NECESSARY SPOILER: Many people that I’ve discussed this movie with said they avoided it or stopped watching it once they realized Garner was not portraying a member of the Maverick family. In reality – as we learn near the very end – he IS. He may have been too old to play Bret this time around but he reprised his role of Pappy Beauregard from the original series – no old age makeup needed by that point.

Pappy is just POSING as a lawman and his son Bret obligingly plays along without blowing his Pappy’s cover. (Yes, as in Bret’s frequent “My ol’ Pappy always told me …” bits.) Continue reading

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HAS TO BE SAID: JULY SEVENTEENTH

This particular blog post doesn’t quite fit into any of my other recurring bits, so I just titled it “Has to be Said.”

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Privileged white one-percenter Democrats are still terrified at the thought of another Trump presidency, even though the only bad thing that happened to them during his first term was that their every media outlet stoked their hatred and their fear every single day.

            It never mattered to them how great Trump was for the working class and the poor, or how he kept us out of any new wars and made us energy self-sufficient and so many other accomplishments.

           I want to mention how eye-rolling it is for the Democrats and their media outlets to admonish the victims of so much anti-Trump hatred and violence to “tone down the rhetoric.” Hilarious! It reminds me of one of my old posts from long ago – “You’re making us feel unsafe,” the bloodthirsty mob of Democrats screamed as they savagely beat the elderly, handicapped Trump supporter.”

           And speaking of the way Democrats love to blame their opponents for the kind of violence their side commits, let’s look back on a time BEFORE TRUMP. Remember the April 15th Boston Marathon Bombing in 2013. It turned out to be an attack by the Muslim Tsarnaev Brothers who listed their worldview online as “Islam.”

          democrats culture of hateHowever, before that was known, Democrat media outlets like CNN, MSNBC, NPR, PBS and others were running with stories about how the people behind the Boston Marathon bombing MUST be right-wing conservative Republicans. Their reasoning? Well, Democrats blame EVERYTHING on right-wing conservative Republicans, even though they’ve been wrong countless times.

           The MAIN piece of faulty reasoning the Democrat hatemongers used that day was that it HAD to be right-wing conservative Republicans because IT WAS APRIL 15th – TAX DAY. Since there is usually general criticism of taxes as too burdensome, etc on the supposed “right” the Democrat media pushed the notion that the Boston bombing was a blow against Income Tax supposedly carried out by those “dangerous right-wing militias” that Democrats had paranoid fantasies about, just like they have paranoid fantasies about non-Democrats as “domestic terrorists” these days.

           Anyway, Democrats and their media outlets didn’t have de facto Third Party President Donald Trump to use as a scapegoat for that 2013 attack, but it STILL didn’t prevent them from demonizing half the country as dangerous fanatics just waiting to commit violence. 

          democrat party platformBy the way, the minute it was clear that the REAL perpetrators were two brothers with “Worldview: Islam” on a social media page the Democrats switched to saying that not all Muslims should be judged based on those two. Yes, that’s right, but the hypocritical trash called Democrats were perfectly willing to demonize MILLIONS of Americans for AN ACT THAT NOT ONE OF THEM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH!  Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839)

fantastical excursionA FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839) – Written by an unknown author. The anonymous narrator of this novel is taken on a visit to assorted planets and other celestial bodies. The figure who transports him is a winged, rainbow-colored sprite whose face and body constantly change slightly, allowing no lasting impression to be made out.   

MERCURY – The narrator discovers Mercury to be a sunny but not scorching planet of pleasantly aromatic meadows and trees. The inhabitants are beautiful, angelic creatures of indeterminate gender whose light-weight bodies permit them to virtually float around like feathers.

              These beings devote all their time to frolicking, singing and making music on other-worldly stringed and wind instruments that the narrator compares to lyres and flutes. The closest thing to actual labor that the Mercurians do is to cultivate flowers then weave them into chaplets and garlands with which to adorn themselves.

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VENUS – Next our narrator and his winged guide visit Venus. This planet is covered with roses, myrtles, amaranths and asphodels plus alien flowers flaunting colors unknown on Earth. The flatlands are all covered in short green grass which smells of lilies and violets.

              Trees are plentiful, the air is tropically balmy and the rivers and streams sound like music. Birds sing during the daylight hours, birds which sound like doves and nightingales but are of Venerean species (the narrator says “Venerean” instead of “Venusian”). Our main character proves unable to catch any of these winged creatures to study them more closely.
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JUDGE ROY BEAN – FRONTIERADO SEASON LOOK AT THE REAL-LIFE FIGURE

The Frontierado holiday celebrates the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality. It’s celebrated the first Friday of every August, so this year that will be August 2nd.

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JUDGE ROY BEAN – Phantly Roy Bean, Jr. (Phantly?) was born around 1825 and passed away March 16th, 1903. The figure has been brought to the big and small screens multiple times over the decades, with Paul Newman’s The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean as the most well-known attempt.

paul newman as judge roy beanWell before this part-hero, part-villain became renowned as “The Only Law West of the Pecos” he was already experiencing an adventurous life. In 1841, at the age of 16, Bean hitched a ride on a flatboat from his dirt-poor Kentucky community to New Orleans, LA in search of work.

After assorted hell-raising, including a supposed stint as a riverboat gambler up and down the Mississippi, things got too dangerous for Roy in New Orleans so he fled further west. In San Antonio, TX he settled down with his brother Sam Bean for years, working in Sam’s trade of transporting goods to Santa Fe, NM and northern Mexico. Continue reading

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TRUMP-HATERS BLAMING THE VICTIM

trump being heroicFor what it’s worth, here are my current thoughts on the ongoing situation regarding the attempt to kill populist folk hero President Donald Trump. There are countless articles out there praising his courage under literal fire and condemning the loathsome conduct of Trump-haters, so I’m covering a different angle right now.

I will not yet bother to address the transparently phony claims by some people that they will tamp down their anti-Trump rhetoric. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: WNBA RESULTS – JULY 14th EDITION

Obviously, I will have more coming regarding larger events, but for right now let’s take a look at WNBA results.

indiana fever logoINDIANA OVER PHOENIX – The INDIANA FEVER (10-14) welcomed the PHOENIX MERCURY (12-11) in this game.

The Fever led Phoenix 28-16, 55-35 and 81-58 in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Quarters respectively. In the 4th, Indiana held off a gallant rally attempt by the Mercury, winning the game 95-86. Kelsey Mitchell’s 28 points led the Fever. CAITLIN CLARK had a Double Double of 20 points and 13 assists, while her teammates Aliyah Boston and NaLyssa Smith logged Double Doubles of their own with 21 & 13 and 14 & 10.

las vegas acesACES WILD – The LAS VEGAS ACES (15-7) took it on the road against the ATLANTA DREAM (7-15) yesterday.

A 44-30 Halftime advantage for the Aces over Atlanta became 57-47 to end the 3rd Quarter. Las Vegas made up the difference in the 4th, taking down the Dream by a final tally of 84-70. The Aces were led by A’ja Wilson with her magnificent Double Double of THIRTY-THREE points and 18 rebounds.    Continue reading

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TRUMP’S ENEMIES FURTHER IMMORTALIZE HIM BY ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE HIM

trump survives attempt on his life by the trash who hate himWell, the Democrats, their media outlets and their unhinged narrative that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump is the new Hitler finally got the result they’ve been wanting … almost. Clearly they would rather that Trump was dead. I will have more to write about this in a day or so.

trump and jfkLongtime readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that when something huge happens I like to wait for the initial fog of mistakes and incorrect reports by the media to clear up before I do a lengthy blog post. In the meantime, obviously, I’m glad that Trump – who kept us out of any new wars, was the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime and the man most feared by the absolute garbage called career politicians in the United States – survived this attempt on his life.

Just like one of the men he reminds me of – President Theodore Roosevelt – Trump has now survived an assassination attempt during a speaking appearance. Continue reading

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JANUARY 1976 MARVEL STORIES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog resumes my old January by January look at what stories Marvel had out that month.

ff 166FANTASTIC FOUR Vol 1 #166 (January 1976)

Title: If It’s Tuesday, It Must be the Hulk

Villain: Hulk

Synopsis: The U.S. Army calls in the Fantastic Four to help them corral the fugitive Hulk now that Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) has invented a new device which might be able to cure Bruce Banner once and for all.

Through teamwork, the F.F. manage to capture the Hulk. Back at the army facility, Reed’s device works, but the Thing, outraged at the inhumane treatment of the captive Bruce Banner, mucks thing up, causing Bruce to turn back into the Hulk. Continue reading

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JULY TWELFTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from a land where senile graft-grabber and career criminal Joe Biden spends more time trying to distract from how unfit he is than he does on any of his responsibilities.

biden bloodJOE BIDEN CALLED OUT FOR CALLOUSLY IGNORING THE HURRICANE BERYL DISASTER. The repulsive Republican George W. Bush had Hurricane Katrina, and the repulsive Democrat Joe Biden has Hurricane Beryl. Grotesque.

NBC DEMOCRAT CHUCK TODD AND POLITICO DEMOCRAT JONATHAN MARTIN ADMIT THEY’VE BEEN COVERING UP FOR BIDEN’S UNFITNESS “FOR YEARS.” It’s always “The Party uber alles” with such non-journalists. They don’t deserve to be trusted. More HERE.

NO CABINET MEETINGS IN NINE MONTHS? BIDEN “STEALTH RELEASING” HIS DELEGATES TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM AT THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION? Wow! If only we had a media curious enough to press Joe Biden on any of this.

media biasMEDIA-GATE CONTINUES: MILWAUKEE RADIO STATION EXPOSED FOR ALLOWING THE BIDEN REGIME TO MAKE THEM EDIT OUT JOE’S RAMBLING GIBBERISH IN ORDER TO COVER UP HIS UNFITNESS.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR SHERROD BROWN BLASTED FOR COVERING UP JOE BIDEN’S CONDITION. White-collar criminals clinging together like bacteria. A Senator practicing “omerta.”  

BIDENS IN THE BUNKER: REPORT STATES UNDERBOSS HUNTER BIDEN IS JOE’S “ACTING CHIEF OF STAFF.” The Biden Crime Family, as people say.

azealia banksAZEALEA BANKS REMAINS A TRUMP SUPPORTER; REAFFIRMING HER PRAISE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP IN HER INTERVIEW WITH THE STANDARD. More HERE.

CULTISTS: THE DEMOCRATS ON THE VIEW SINK TO NEW DEPTHS TO DEFEND BIDEN, WITH WHOOPIE ADMITTING SHE SOMETIMES SOILS HERSELF LIKE JOE DOES. What these clowns won’t do for The Party, even debasing themselves just to share shame with their Regime’s ring-leader. Continue reading

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THE TOUCH OF BREEZE (2023) – PRITILATA NANDI’S LATEST LITERARY WORK

the touch of breezeTHE TOUCH OF BREEZE (2023) – Last year Balladeer’s Blog reviewed Love of Rain, Indian authoress Pritilata Nandi’s brilliant and moving collection of short stories about Indian life. Nandi has followed that up with a novel about emotional upheaval and eventual atonement … to whatever degree is possible in life.

I’m fairly cynical and jaded but Pritilata has a gift for making even someone like me feel moved by the storm of emotions she conjures up. Through her characters Susmita and her granddaughter Silpa readers get introduced to a family from India who are about to travel to Hawaii.

Susmita, a teacher turned author (like Nandi herself) had hoped to take such a trip with her husband Arijit but unfortunately, he has passed away. The widow will be traveling there with Silpa and her parents, and we get some wonderful bonding between grandmother and granddaughter. Continue reading

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