NCCAA FINAL FOUR SET

The 2017 college basketball postseason continues rolling along here at Balladeer’s Blog! Previously I covered the NAIA Division Two Championship Game HERE and the NCCAA Division Two Championship Game HERE . For both the Division One AND Division Two title games in the USCAA click HERE .

But I know most of you are curious about the Big Dance in Division ONE of the NCAA, and you can scratch that particular itch HERE .    

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Grace College Lancers 2FINAL FOUR, FIRST BERTH – It took DOUBLE OVERTIME for a winner to be determined in this particular game. The 5 seeds – the GRACE COLLEGE LANCERS – took on the 4th seeded CENTRAL BAPTIST COLLEGE MUSTANGS.

At Halftime the two teams were tied at 33-33, then traded blow for blow and basket for basket again in the 2nd Half. Regulation ended with the score knotted up at 65-65 and the 1st Overtime session ended in a 72-72 deadlock. In the 2nd OT the Lancers at last emerged triumphant by a final score of 86-80. Grace College’s Erik Bowen and Logan Godfrey each notched a Double Double, Bowen with THIRTY-ONE points and 12 rebounds and Godfrey with 12 points and 12 boards of his own. Continue reading →

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THE LOSERS (1970)

Losers biggerTHE LOSERS (1970) – Two of the gods of biker cinema, William “Big Bill” Smith and Adam Roarke, star in a film which takes a minor footnote in history and RUNS with it, using it as its premise! In real life the Hell’s Angels were for a time clashing with Vietnam War protestors whom the Angels considered cowards for not wanting to fight in the conflict.

Peace was negotiated between the two parties by Ken Keasey and Hunter S Thompson if you believe  Thompson’s book on the Hell’s Angels and Thompson’s biography.

LosersTo make it clear that the Hell’s Angels still disagreed with the protestors’ position on the war even though they had ceased beating them up, Sonny Barger, the Angels’ “Maximum Leader” at the time, released a public statement offering the services of the Hell’s Angels as “a gorilla (sic) force” (LMAO) in the war.

LBJ and Nixon strangely declined to take Barger up on the offer but director Jack Starrett made it the center of this classic bomb. Continue reading →

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I HAVE RACHEL MADDOW’S TAX RETURNS AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

Rachel Maddow Chris HayesThe latest bit of Anti-Trump hysteria to backfire on his deranged critics came courtesy of Fake Reporter Rachel Maddow – whom I’ve always maintained is really Fake Reporter Chris Hayes. (Notice how you never see both Rachel and Chris at the same time?)

Maddow had another Trump-hater illegally rout Trump’s tax returns to her and then proved that she DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO READ TAX RETURNS!  Rachel grandly announced she was going to expose Trump’s taxes, but, in one of the funniest acts of failed “reporting” since Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone’s Vault, Maddow wound up VINDICATING TRUMP BY PROVING THAT HE PAID ALMOST FORTY MILLION DOLLARS IN TAXES FOR JUST ONE YEAR!

Further proving that she did not understand how thoroughly she was clearing President Trump, Maddow blundered along until the nation and the internet were abuzz with the fact that Trump paid his taxes at A HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN FELLOW TYCOONS BARACK OBAMA, BERNIE SANDERS, MITT ROMNEY AND MOST ACTORS AND SINGERS DO!

Many Left-Wing Archie Bunker sites trashed Maddow today for accidentally providing Trump with so much positive PR! I guess Rachel’s attitude was “We’ve got President Trump now! HE PAID HIS TAXES! … D’OH!”  Continue reading →

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NAIA2 BASKETBALL CHAMPS CROWNED PLUS MORE …

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Union tn Bulldogs logoCHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The title game in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics pitted two 1 seeds against each other. The UNION COLLEGE BULLDOGS took the court against the CORNERSTONE UNIVERSITY GOLDEN EAGLES.

This roundball rumble was a thriller from start to finish. By Halftime the Bulldogs had eked out a mere 36-35 edge over the Golden Eagles and the 2nd Half was nearly as tight. In the end Union College won its first National Championship by a score of 72-69. Paul Stone led the victors with 26 points and 9 rebounds. * THE BULLDOGS ARE CHAMPIONS OF NAIA DIVISION TWO * Continue reading →

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FAKEBOOK: THERE’S A REASON IT’S CALLED THAT

Sharyl Attkisson

America’s sole remaining journalist.

Sharyl Attkisson, the 21st Century Ida Tarbell, recently interviewed Data Analyst Kenneth Brown regarding his recent study that revealed how over roughly 60% of Fakebook Facebook’s posts trying to defend Obamacare are FRAUDULENT.

Brown’s study found that 226,000 Facebook posts pretending Obamacare worked were generated by just 40,000 profiles and behind those profiles he further narrowed activity down to just ONE HUNDRED PAID POSTERS.

The link is below but first some excerpts about how such phony “grassroots” online posts are done …  

” …by digital activists pretending to be regular people.

“Digital activists are paid employees; their purpose is to attack anyone who’s posting something contrary to the view the page owner wants expressed,” he told Attkisson. 

Brown: “Sixty percent of all the posts were made from 100 profiles, posting between the hours of 9 and 5 Pacific Time.”

Sharyl: “Which means what?”

Brown: “They were paid to post.” Continue reading →

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NAIA FINAL FOUR PLUS MORE NJCAA BASKETBALL

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Union tn Bulldogs logoFINAL FOUR, GAME ONE – This semifinal clash pitted two 1-seeds against each other: the UNION COLLEGE BULLDOGS and the INDIANA WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY WILDCATS, the defending National Champions.

The Bulldogs worked their way out to a 46-35 advantage over the Wildcats by Halftime, then managed to keep them at arm’s length the rest of the way. Union College dethroned the Champs by a final score of 92-80 led by Mike Martin with 22 points.   Continue reading →

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WAYNE ROGERS R.I.P – DR SEX AND ASTRO-ZOMBIES

Wayne RogersThe one and only Wayne Rogers passed away recently and since everyone else will be covering his time on M*A*S*H, House Calls, Stagecoach West, City of Angels and more, Balladeer’s Blog will do its usual oddball salute. Here’s a look at Doctor Sex (1964) and The Astro-Zombies (1968), two of the films Rogers co-wrote and co-produced with bad movie legend Ted V Mikels. Wayne even has a tiny role in Doctor Sex!   

Doctor SexDOCTOR SEX (1964) – Like Doris Wishman, Russ Meyer, Herschel Gordon Lewis and so many others, Ted V Mikels got his start as a director doing Nudie Cuties. For newbies to the realm of Psychotronic Psynema, Nudie Cuties were big in the 1950s and 1960s and despite their name NEVER featured nudity.

Toplessness and some butt-shots were all you got, with strategically and/or improbably placed branches, shrubs or rail fences covering pubic regions. Fans of Peter Sellers will remember the classic sendup of those nudie cuties that he worked into one of his Inspector Clouseau films.   

The appeal of these movies is barely understood today, when you can find any visual stimulation you want with just a few clicks on your keyboard but decades ago Nudie Cuties really packed ’em in. Enter Doctor Sex.

The titular doctor is holding a brainstorming session with his fellow psychiatrists Dr Schmutz and the gorgeous Dr Lovejoy. They plan on co-authoring a book to put the recently released Kinsey Report to shame.

To that end they share stories about some patients of theirs who suffered exceptionally peculiar sexual fixations. The tales are told through flashbacks and feature:

Dr Sex drawinga) A patient who fixates on having a dog’s-eye view to watching the sexy female owner of a pooch take her bath and other activities.

b) A patient whose work at a department store includes dressing and undressing mannequins and holding make-believe tea parties with them and otherwise treating them like they’re real women. In a horror film they would come to life and tear the man limb from limb or something but in this movie the patient just imagines that the mannequins come to life as incredibly beautiful women who want to hang around with him.

c) A female patient who loves taking her clothes off and, in a rags to even fewer rags story she becomes first a nude model and then a stripper.

And d) A patient who – in another idea torn straight from a horror anthology instead of a Nudie Cutie – lives in a house haunted by beautiful nude female ghosts. The ghosts do housework for the guy. No, I’m not kidding.  

To wrap up their presumably successful venture Dr Sex and his colleagues cut loose with some lascivious behavior of their own. In the wildest moment Dr Schmutz turns into a dog and plans to use this canine form to land a sexy female owner so he can watch her bathing and in various stages of undress. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENTS STILL GOING STRONG

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Gillette College PronghornsREGION NINE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The last two teams standing in this Regional Tourney were the GILLETTE COLLEGE PRONGHORNS and the LARAMIE COUNTY COLLEGE GOLDEN EAGLES.

The Pronghorns built up a 47-38 lead by Halftime and from there both teams intensified their offensive efforts. In the end Gillette College won this game for the ages by a Century Club-level score of 101-97. Ted McCree tossed in 25 points to lead the Pronghorns.     Continue reading →

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LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS: A BEHAVIORAL GUIDE

hippyBalladeer’s Blog presents a look at the bizarre behavior of the figures called Left-Wing Archie Bunkers, a sub-group of American Liberals. (You can call me a Populist or a Socialist or an Anarchist but please not a Liberal. American Liberals have ruined that word.)

For this first installment we’ll compare and contrast the way a reasonable person and a Left-Wing Archie Bunker would react to being told a fanatic has just slain over a dozen innocent people in cold blood.

Reasonable Person’s Reaction: What a horrible thing to do! I hope they catch the person who did it!

Left-Wing Archie Bunker’s Reaction: What religion was the shooter? If they were a Muslim their religion had nothing to do with it, but if they were a Christian then it proves that Christians are dangerous to us all.

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You see, while the Reasonable Person is able to express their reaction right away the Left-Wing Archie Bunker has to make sure the killer wasn’t a Muslim. If the shooter WAS a Muslim then that changes the way the Left-Wing Archie Bunker feels permitted to react.

As I’ve mentioned before, American Liberals have reduced themselves to barely human political robots. Rather than have spontaneous human reactions they are programmed to filter everything through the prism of their many, MANY political prejudices.  

I could swear that a Muslim fanatic could gun down a Left-Wing Archie Bunker’s own children right in front of them while screaming “Die, scum, die!” and the American Liberal’s response would be something like this:

Left-Wing Archie Bunker: Damn American foreign policy for making this otherwise peace-loving Muslim gentleman murder my children act out in legitimate resistance to American imperialism and/or Islamophobia!   

Yes, Left-Wing Archie Bunkers – especially the ones from the prolonged adolescence of the “academic world” (LMFAO) – are relics of a time when the Western World was long past due for some collective introspection and reevaluation.

FIVE DECADES have passed since then, however, and we are now in a period when the Muslim World is long past due for some collective introspection and reevaluation. Their generation refuses to EVER consider the possibility that people outside of the Western World could be in the wrong on any given issue. Continue reading →

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THE MAN WITHOUT A BODY (1957): MOVIE REVIEW

I received a request to review the infamously bad movie The Man Without A Body but I already did back in 2010. Here it is as an encore, but remember, you can always click here:   https://glitternight.com/bad-movies/

Man Without a BodyTHE MAN WITHOUT A BODY – (1957) – Category: A neglected bad movie classic that deserves a Plan 9-sized cult following      

Trying to follow the layer after layer of distorted logic in this film could drive you nuts. Taking the story from the top, we have THE George Coulouris (Mr Thatcher in Citizen Kane) playing a megalomaniacal 1950s tycoon named Karl Brussard. Brussard has a brain tumor, which the movie very tastelessly lets us know by the way he constantly thinks he hears phones ringing. Seriously. He’s always grabbing the phone  receiver and then slamming it down when there’s nobody on the line.

After his tumor is diagnosed, our tycoon, desperate to prolong his life, goes to a mad scientist, played by Robert Hutton from The Hideous Sun Demon. Hutton’s plan is to transplant a healthy brain into Brussard’s head to replace his ailing one.

Man without a body eyeballNow, in a movie operating within any  framework of logic (suspension of disbelief notwithstanding) that would mean we’d have the brain and mind of the  donor  controlling Brussard’s body, while all that was Brussard would still die when his brain does. Not so here! 

In this movie’s demented universe the brain would still have Brussard’s mind just because it is operating within Brussard’s body. (?!) Continue reading →

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