ROOSTER: SPURS OF DEATH (1977 & 1983)

rooster spurs of deathROOSTER: SPURS OF DEATH – This cosmically bad and tasteless movie was completed in 1977 but not released until 1983, presumably because there’s never been much demand for films from the ugly subgenre of cockfighting flicks. (Cocksploitation?)

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog reviewed the horrific movie Cockfighter, in which star Warren Oates portrayed a man who trains roosters for cockfights and at one point takes a vow of silence until one of his roosters wins a fight. (Hey, it’s not exactly the Dothraki custom of cutting a man’s hair if he loses a fight, but what can you do?)

Some of my remarks regarding Cockfighter can also be applied to Rooster: Spurs of Death, a Quinn Martin Production. Okay, I’m kidding about the Quinn Martin part, but anyway, R:SOD makes you understand exactly why the cruel activity of cockfighting became so despised. Continue reading

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THE EMPEROR OF THE AIR (1910) ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

emperor of the airTHE EMPEROR OF THE AIR (1910) – Written by George Glendon, this is a story about two visionaries – the German-American tycoon Hans Kreutzer and the Italian inventor Anatole Lonari.

The inventor has been finagled out of profiting from many revolutionary creations and feels very embittered. The tycoon, despite his comfortable existence, has become a dedicated anarchist and longs to lay low the “oppressor nations.”

Kreutzer and Lonari join forces and settle in a remote area of Spain to pursue their dream project. The inventor perfects a very advanced rotary engine while the tycoon/ entrepreneur produces a vacuum-lifted aircraft that requires no helium or hydrogen to rise into the sky.

Throw in solid fuel and futuristic explosives and the two masterminds complete their airship called the Zara. It can fly up to 100 miles per hour and remain airborne for extended periods of time. Continue reading

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ARE TRUMP-HATERS REALLY INSANE OR ONLY PRETENDING TO BE?

democrats the culture of hateHere at Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog I’ve bashed horrible presidents like George W. Bush (Republican) and Barack Obama (Democrat), yet I’ve also done blog posts ridiculing the more absurd accusations made against those two former presidents that I despise. 

However, when it comes to absurd, imbecilic, unquestioning paranoia and uninformed hatred of presidents, NOTHING tops the slobbering insanity of Trump-haters. They idiotically believe ANYTHING, including claims that he tried to kidnap Michigan’s Democrat governor, told people to inject themselves with bleach, colluded with Russia, tried an “insurrection” (LMAO), was secretly running his own nuclear program out of Mar-a-Lago (LMAO) and on and on.

As ever, I don’t mean those people who are capable of rationally discussing their criticisms of de facto Third Party President Donald Trump. I mean the ignorant, clueless psychopaths who spout their deranged hatred of Trump during their every waking moment.

trump was lied aboutAnti-Trump loons make the worst, dumbest and most absurd statements I have ever encountered. Anti-Trumpers prove to be so uninformed and delusional that they reveal their ignorance about presidents in general every time they type out a remark about him or open their froth-flecked mouths about him.

Due to the ignorance and psychotic incoherence of Trump-haters I made it policy here at Balladeer’s Blog that if anti-Trump fascists want me to take them at all seriously they must first:

Trump never called racist til running against Democrats*** Begin their comment with a list of 10 things Trump did that they agree with. I can list at least 10 things I agree with that even the presidents I thoroughly despise have done. Trump-haters include an inordinate number of historically illiterate people who don’t comprehend the sheer number of actions taken by every president, so they are incapable of doing that.

           If they can’t list at least 10 positive Trump items then they are revealing how uninformed they are, so there is no reason to take their anti-Trump screeds seriously.

*** TRUMP-HATERS MARKED THE SEPTEMBER 11th ANNIVERSARY BY PRETENDING THAT DONALD TRUMP AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE WORSE THAN THE TERRORISTS WHO KILLED THOUSANDS ON THAT DAY. More HERE. And HERE.

*** REGARDING THE DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN CHARGED WITH MURDERING THE JOURNALIST CRITICAL OF HIM … TRUMP-HATERS BLAME TRUMP FOR IT. More HERE. And HERE. I’m being very charitable when I describe Trump-haters as slobbering psychopaths. Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 10th

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Arizona Christian Univ helmet GOODACU CONQUERS DIVISION TWO – The annual tradition of NAIA college football teams upsetting teams from higher divisions has continued every week so far in 2022. Yesterday the ARIZONA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY FIRESTORM visited NCAA Division Two’s FORT LEWIS COLLEGE SKYHAWKS. The Firestorm stunned the Skyhawks, leading them 28-9 at Halftime before winning the game 52-12.

Missouri S&T Miners helmet MINERS TOPPLE DIVISION ONE – In a similar vein, NCAA Division Two’s MISSOURI S&T MINERS traveled to face Division One’s DRAKE UNIVERSITY BULLDOGS. This much tighter game saw a scoreless 1st Quarter followed by a 7-0 Miners edge at the Half. The Bulldogs came back to tie things up 14-14 in the 4th Quarter. In Overtime, Missouri S&T won out 17-14.

Whitewater Warhawks helmet newNUMBER ONE TAKES A FALL – Down in NCAA Division Three, the 6th ranked UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT WHITEWATER WARHAWKS welcomed the number 1 team in the nation – the UNIVERSITY OF MARY HARDIN-BAYLOR CRUSADERS. A 7-7 opening Quarter tie became a 14-10 midpoint lead for the Warhawks. The Crusaders went up 24-21 in the 3rd, but with 13 seconds left in the 4th, UW-Whitewater won the game 28-24.  Continue reading

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SHANNA THE SHE-DEVIL: NEGLECTED MARVEL HEROINE

For this weekend’s light-hearted and escapist superhero blog post Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the early adventures of the Marvel Comics character Shanna the She-Devil.

shanna 1SHANNA THE SHE-DEVIL Vol 1 #1 (December 1972)

Title: And a Jungle Queen is Born

Villains: Ivory Dan Drake and his men

NOTE: Rather than simply revive one of their company’s Golden Age Jungle Queens like Zara or Lorna, Marvel Comics went with a new character whose name made her even MORE of a Sheena rip-off than either Zara OR Lorna! Go figure.

Synopsis: On the Dahomey Reserve in Africa, the infamous ivory poacher Ivory Dan Drake and his men are about to slaughter some elephants for their tusks when they are stopped by the attacking Dr. Shanna O’Hara, now better known as Shanna the She-Devil.

sheena spl pageShe disarms and subdues the poachers, then she and her two leopards – Ina the Spotted and Biri the Dark – escort the hunting party to the border of the reserve. She orders them to leave the area, then resumes her professional care for the animals of the jungle.

Ivory Dan and his men simply move to another location and resume their poaching expedition. As Shanna spends the rest of the issue battling them, including Ivory Dan’s huge, hulking German thug Zarg, we get flashbacks regarding her origin. Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 8th

Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at yesterday’s college football results in a few less-covered divisions.

NCAA DIVISION TWO

Pittsburg State GorillasTAKING DOWN NUMBER TWELVE – The PITTSBURG (KS) STATE GORILLAS traveled to face the 12th ranked UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA-KEARNEY LOPERS. A 7-0 Lopers lead in the 1st Quarter became a 21-14 advantage for them by Halftime. The Gorillas went on top 28-14 going into the 4th Quarter, then won the game by a final score of 35-28.

Charleston Golden Eagles helmet NEWMARATHON MEN – In this game the UNIVERSITY OF CHARLESTON GOLDEN EAGLES visited the FAIRMONT STATE FALCONS. The Golden Eagles led the Falcons 21-7 at the Half but Fairmont State came back to knot things up 28-28 to end Regulation. The 1st Overtime ended in a 35-35 deadlock and the 2nd with the score 38-38. Neither team mustered points in the 3rd OT, and the University of Charleston won with a Safety, 40-38, in the FOURTH OVERTIME.  Continue reading

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TRANSGRESS WITH ME: SEPTEMBER 8th

voltaire quote on educationWith ANOTHER Democrat getting arrested – this time on suspicion of murdering an investigative reporter (more HERE) – it seemed like time for another round of Balladeer’s Blog’s recurring feature Transgress with Me. As I’ve often mentioned in the past, I used to be a Democrat before their increasing intolerance and fascism drove me to leave the party and become an Independent Voter.

*** Democrat dishonesty has become even worse and is spiraling out of control. The number of lies they try to force the rest of us to believe is always growing, especially the Democrat insistence that some males menstruate and some men can naturally get pregnant.

*** People who say that teaching is a political act should never be trusted with authority over vulnerable young minds

*** Yes, Ashley Biden’s oft-mentioned diary has entries in which she says her father Joe Biden took “inappropriate” showers with her when she was a child. She also said she was “probably” abused.

*** DEMOCRATS ARE NOT LIBERALS – THEY ARE VERY ILLIBERAL.

*** DEMOCRATS ARE NOT PROGRESSIVES – THEY ARE VERY REGRESSIVE.

*** There was no “insurrection” (LMAO) on January 6th, 2021, and only the most far-gone anti-Trump fascists pretend there was. Continue reading

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CHASE (1973-1974) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

chase titleCHASE (1973) – This cop show from the 70s had an odd history and ultimately wasted an initially promising premise.

The pilot movie aired on March 24th, 1973 and, as often surprises even devoted fans of Chase – the guy with the German Shepherd K9 cop did NOT appear! He and his dog weren’t added until the first episode after Chase was greenlit as a series.

At any rate, that pilot movie brought together Jack Webb and Stephen J. Cannell, who, at that point in their careers, represented television’s past and future, respectively. The story centered on Mitchell Ryan as Captain Chase Reddick, a tough cop who – don’t be shocked – often played by his own set of rules.

Chase was heading up a new unit for the Los Angeles Police Department. That unit was part Major Cases division and part Violent Crime Task Force. Typical of Stephen J. Cannell, this show’s hook was going to be vehicles.

chase teamOfficer Steve Baker (Michael Richardson) was a former race car driver who handled the car chases. Officer Norm Hamilton (Reid Smith) was a Vietnam War veteran and helicopter pilot who handled aerial activities. And Officer Fred Sing (Brian Fong) was a hotshot motorcycle cop long before CHiPS hit the airwaves.

Shaaron (her spelling) Claridge, the real-life police dispatcher who had added “One Adam-12, One Adam-12, see the man …” to the national lexicon of catch-phrases, was brought along by Jack Webb for more voice work. Continue reading

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EL BORAK: NEGLECTED ROBERT E. HOWARD CHARACTER

base x betterRecently Balladeer’s Blog covered Robert E. Howard’s stories about his overlooked characters James Allison and Turlogh Dubh. This time around I’m taking a look at another neglected creation of Howard, best known for his Conan, Kull and Solomon Kane stories.

el borakEL BORAK – This character’s real name was Francis Xavier Gordon, an old west gunfighter from El Paso, Texas, who wound up traveling much of the world outside of the United States. Gordon settled in Afghanistan where his prowess with swords and pistols made him a tolerated outsider and earned him the nickname El Borak.

That epithet means “The Swift” and was a reference to Muhammad’s mythical flying horse the Buraq. F.X. Gordon was renowned for his fast draw, swiftness with a scimitar and quick-wittedness. Robert E. Howard seems to have patterned El Borak along the lines of real-life figures like Lawrence of Arabia or Nicholson of India, but with the distinctly American touch of the character’s gunslinger past.

Let’s dive into these action-packed sword and pistol adventures.

daughter of erlik khanTHE DAUGHTER OF ERLIK KHAN – First published in the pulp magazine Top-Notch in December, 1934. El Borak was hired by a pair of scurvy Britishers to guide them to a nonexistent captive friend of theirs. They secretly plan to loot the treasure of Mount Erlik Khan in the city of Yolgan.

That city was avoided by even the most daring Afghani tribes because its pre-Islamic origins lay in outright devil worship and the Satanic priests were still the ruling caste of Yolgan. When the treacherous Brits lay a trap for El Borak after they no longer need him, then leave him for dead, he sets out for revenge.

The former wild west gunfighter infiltrates Yolgan and comes across a former lady love named Yasmeena. In the years since their last meeting, she had married a Kashmir prince, but when he proved abusive, she fled him. That prince has offered a fortune to any who will return Yasmeena to him so that he may torture her to death. Continue reading

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POLITICAL CARTOON AND MEME ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER 5th

biden is a weird little man

Weird little man

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog does another roundup of political memes and cartoons:

This first one is about the way the unfit and illegit Joe Biden has repeatedly talked about using nukes and other weapons on Americans courageous enough to speak out regarding his regime’s corruption and failures.

biden warring on us

A reminder about how Democrats are the party of political violence in recent years.

biden calls

Next comes this look at the jackbooted thugs at the FBI who are really just the Democrats’ personal gestapo. 

biden fbi

Here’s a reminder that in 2018 de facto Third Party President Donald Trump warned Europe about the dangers of being dependent on future war criminal Vlad Putin’s Russia for fuel. European Union politicians, being the most pompous and smug fools on the planet, laughed at the warning. Look at their situation now. Continue reading

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