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IS MARINA JOYCE REALLY POPPY?

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Poppy

I’ve been sitting here eating my soup with the two oddly-garbed thugs who look like the mascots of college sports teams watching over me and I just had this epiphany: What if Marina Joyce and Poppy are one and the same? What if her “mother” is really one of her make-believe handlers and the two ARG’s – Poppy and Marina Joyce – are going to tie together? IF the Marina Joyce business really is just an ARG in the first place, that is.

marina-joyceWhatever! I just wanted to weigh in on this since conspiracy kooks were going nuts over this b.s. These online conspiracy deals are fun up to a point, I guess, but at least this one (or these two) doesn’t (or don’t) feature Slenderman … yet. It’s interesting to wonder what Aleister Crowley might have done with internet memes.  Continue reading →

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SMACKING DOWN THE EXCUSES OF GUTLESS GROVELERS FOR ISLAM

Muhammad bombMUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR CONTINUES!

It’s entertaining listening to the hypocritical sniveling of people who are far too cowardly to criticize the violent fanatics of Islam. The more that the latest Muslim atrocities (and they perpetrate atrocities every single day) highlight the cowardice of their enablers the louder those gutless hypocrites howl in an attempt to deflect attention from their own craven behavior.

Here are some quick smackdowns that let you, too, join in the fun of casually dismissing the wimpy excuses of these would-be Kapos who hope Muslim fanatics will attack the rest of us first.

Gultess hypocrite Ben Affleck was happy to criticize Christians in the movie Dogma but crawls for Islam.

Gutless hypocrite Ben Affleck was happy to criticize Christians in the movie Dogma but crawls for Islam.

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, like, we shouldn’t like, let the actions of SOME Muslims, like, color our feelings about, like, all of the Muslim world.

SMACKDOWN: Tell them that the minute sniveling little shits like them stop acting like the actions of SOME Americans, or SOME white people, or SOME Christians or SOME cops represent the actions of ALL Americans, or ALL white people, or ALL Christians or ALL cops you’ll consider that. (HINT: Cowardly hypocrites will NEVER stop making sweeping negative generalizations about Americans or white people or Christians or cops so there is no danger of ever having to deal with a followup on this one. The reason they won’t stop? Because it’s SAFE to generalize about those targets.)

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, it is so totally not awesome to, like, discuss actions that would affect ALL Muslims after violent incidents that involve, like, some people who just happen to be Muslims.

SMACKDOWN: This one is just a variation of the first one (gutless hypocrites are very unoriginal thinkers). The smackdown is: So you’re saying it’s wrong to discuss actions that would affect ALL gun owners after violent incidents that involve some people who just happen to be gun owners?

Muslim oppression 3GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, people shouldn’t be allowed to criticize Islam because you can’t, like, shout “fire” in a crowded theater. (This one will be accompanied by one of those looks that lets you know the gutless hypocrite who said this thinks it’s a Really Deep Thought instead of the easily dismissed excuse that it really is.)

SMACKDOWN: Yes you CAN shout “fire” in a crowded theater IF THERE’S A FIRE! Even if it APPEARS there is a fire (excessive smoke, etc) you have a responsibility to speak out so other theatergoers are made aware of the danger and can take appropriate action. Cowardly apologists for Islam act like Muslim violence is purely hypothetical and that there’s never been any real-world violence from Muslim fanatics.

GUTLESS HYPOCRITE COMMENT: Dude, are you, like, implying we should commit certain acts against Muslims?

SMACKDOWN: Nope. Cowardly enablers of Muslim violence always act like the only two options are: 1) Do and say and write absolutely NOTHING about Muslim intolerance or 2) Wage all-out war. If people in the Western Democracies would start verbally holding Islam as accountable as other faiths for its homophobia, misogyny and other forms of intolerance the message might get through with no need for any violence.

Trouble is, cowardly apologists for Islam are too timid to even use WORDS against Muslim intolerance. Unfortunately, with religious fanatics if you are too frightened to use WORDS against them you will eventually have to use MORE than words against them. And we’ve seen that collaborators with Islam are far too spineless to ever use more than words, hence their pre-emptive surrender.     Continue reading →

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QUICK HITS: SEPTEMBER 25th

hillary-clinton-haitiCLINTON FOUNDATION: THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE EVER? – Revelations continue to pour in about the misuse of money by the Clinton Foundation (Motto: “Michael, we’re bigger than the Gambino Crime Empire.”). Investigations reveal that – as disgusting as it was when it appeared that only 10 percent of the contributions to the Foundation actually went to charity – the real figures are even worse.

The latest findings reveal that only 5.7% of the money found its way to charity. FIVE POINT SEVEN! But hey, the other guy’s orange and has weird hair and – as the world knows – Americans are the most shallow creatures alive! 

obama-supporters-are-sheep-bigOBAMA SUPPORTERS: THE MOST UNINFORMED PEOPLE ALIVE? – Each day assorted Obama fascists comment on some of the blog posts I’ve written over the years bashing that weak, inept and crooked little man. They’ve become so easy to defeat and are so ignorant about politics and history I’m announcing right here that these ankle-biting jackasses need to pass a test before I will bother answering them.

*** If you Obama fascists don’t even know who your Senator and Congressional representatives are, don’t expect an answer. (I’m betting many Obama supporters don’t even know how to find out this information.)  

*** If you Obama fascists actually think the U.S. was the first country to use slaves, don’t bother leaving a comment. Same deal if you think the Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks or if you think we never landed on the moon. (This will rule out at least half of Obama’s supporters.) Continue reading →

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QUICK-HITS: SEPTEMBER 21st

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Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Black Lives Matter mobs rioted in Charlotte, NC because once again AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN COP SHOT AN ARMED BLACK CRIMINAL! Only America’s Democrats would try to portray ANOTHER instance of an armed black man being shot by a black cop as White Privilege.

Hillary even made the imbecilic remark that she “will talk directly to white people” about their (yawn) racist ways which caused this. Plus the Democrats’ new BFF’s in the Nation of Islam outfit have called for an ECONOMIC BOYCOTT of Charlotte … yes, because a black cop who answers to a black Chief of Police shot an ARMED black suspect who refused to drop his gun. Seriously.  Continue reading →

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QUICK HITS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

There is so much going on right now on so many levels here are some of Balladeer’s Blog’s Quick Hits. This way I can cover scattershot topics in a few sentences without boring people who aren’t all that into these subjects.

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Milo Yiannopoulos, the swashbuckling gay man who outfights 1960s burnouts at every turn

MILO YIANNOPOULOS FIGHTS ON – Milo – who embodies the best characteristics of Oscar Wilde, Hunter S Thompson and James Bond – continues his Dangerous Faggot Tour of American college campuses to fight for freedom of expression.

Recently the University of Chicago administration joined the side of freedom by announcing a policy against allowing left-wing fascist mobs to shout down or disinvite speakers with daring views. UC also announced they would NOT provide “safe spaces” for the emotional cripples who pretend to be college students in America.

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OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

SUCK-ERRRRRRS! – Barack Obama admitted on August 3rd that his trade deals HAVE caused job losses for the American working class of all colors. Just like people at the time pointed out they would. Those voices of reason were shouted down by Little Barry’s pompous supporters of course.

NOW Obama admits that his dishonest deal with Iran has made them nuclear weapons-capable with NO measures in place to keep track of their nuclear program. ALL DEATHS CAUSED BY MUSLIM FANATICS WITH NUKES ARE ON THE HEAD OF THIS WEAK, INEPT AND CROOKED LITTLE MAN!  Continue reading →

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ROB REINER THINKS UNEDUCATED PEOPLE SHOULD SUPPORT HILLARY, BUT MANY ALREADY DO

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Pompous snob Rob Reiner, a white child of privilege.

Rob Reiner is once again claiming that people who don’t agree with every single one of his political views are stupid. He called Trump supporters “uneducated” and (yaaawn) racist. (Then why do so many black people openly support Trump, Rob?)

I don’t belong to either the Democratic Party (DemCorp) or the Republican Party (RepubCorp) so, especially for readers from other countries I can provide an objective look at this type of repulsive snobbery. 

*** America’s Democrats are very pretentious and very insecure people who call everyone who disagrees with them on ANY subject names like “uneducated” or (yaaawn) “racist.” Here are two quick examples of American Democrat hypocrisy on this:

(1) George Clooney dropped out of college but because he spouts nothing but what the Democrats want him to say they don’t label him “uneducated.” If he spouted opinions that American Democrats disagreed with they would label him an “uneducated white male.”

(2) Susan Sarandon never finished high school but because she tends to spout nothing but what the Democrats want her to say they didn’t label her “uneducated” … until she thought for herself by preferring Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton. Suddenly, Sarandon went from “autodidact” (the condescending term American Liberals use for the COUNTLESS actors and singers who share their political opinions but never finished high school and/or college) to “uneducated” virtually overnight with the pompous snobs of the American Left.  

Most adults come to realize that length of education is no true indicator of intelligence. American Liberals – ESPECIALLY 1960s Liberals like Rob Reiner – never mature enough to accept that. Their insecurity about their own intellectual capacity is demonstrated every time large numbers of their fellow human beings express ideas that they personally don’t agree with.

When American Liberals call people “uneducated” it’s the equivalent of children calling each other “poopoo heads”or similar expressions of frustration. After all, it was “educated” people like George W Bush who brought us the Iraq War. (Yet oddly, many of Trump’s supposedly “uneducated” supporters disapproved of that war.) It was “educated” people who brought us the financial crises of the previous decade. “Educated” politicians in Europe gave us the current immigration crisis.  

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Rob Reiner’s “education” prepared him for the career of being born to a rich white celebrity father, Carl Reiner.

And in Rob Reiner’s case he apparently feels his “education” prepared him to make the decision to be born to an ALREADY FAMOUS FATHER WHO GOT HIM JOBS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. An industry, I’ll point out again, that is loaded with plenty of people who never completed formal education. (I wonder how those people feel knowing that their colleague Rob considers them “uneducated.” Oh, yeah, they probably agree with his political views, so he’ll call them “autodidacts” … until they disagree with him about something.)

And by the way, Rob Reiner, many of the people you consider to be “educated” would dismiss your views on ANY subject, labeling you a fat, bald, cisgendered white male child of privilege. And even the most “uneducated” people you hate would know better than to publicly wallow in self-pity about having a small penis, the way you did in your Playboy interview in the 1980s. (Isn’t the internet wonderful, Meathead?) Continue reading →

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HILLARY CLINTON FALLS TO PIECES

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“LOOK, I MADE PROMISES TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND IF I DON’T GET ELECTED I CAN’T MAKE GOOD ON THOSE PROMISES! WHAT DON’T YOU PEASANTS UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!” (Coughs omitted for clarity)

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HILLARY: OBAMA AND I HAVE THE WORKING CLASS ON THE ROPES – PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

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                                   If Jill Stein or Donald Trump kept dodging the media because of health problems we would hear about it around the clock.

Financially comfortable American Liberals are as callous and snobbish toward the working class as are bloated rich pig Conservatives like the Bush family. That’s why many of them support Hillary Clinton, one of those Democrats who crush the working poor while constructing phony halos over their own heads.

In a nonexistent press conference today – since it’s OVER TWO-HUNDRED SEVENTY DAYS since this repulsive crook was subjected to a real press conference – Hillary expanded on this:

“Barack Obama has done so much to damage America’s working class that it’s VITAL you peasants elect me to finish his work! The vermin who have to work for a living must threaten this nation no longer!

“If you’re black … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! If you’re a woman … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! We MUST vote to stop the notion that a nation’s voters have ANY say in the running of that nation!” Continue reading →

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HILLARY CLINTON: BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T REALLY BLACK WITHOUT THE DEMOCRAT SEAL OF APPROVAL

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“You ain’t really BLACK unless you got my BACK” Clinton shouted, to the delight of her most passionate supporters – the media.

Fresh off her warning to black voters that “We Democrats OWN your asses like we owned you on our plantations!” Hillary Clinton dug herself an even deeper hole by openly stating what the Democrats have been more subtle about in the past. Hillary “Pickles” Clinton expressed outrage over the increasing numbers of black voters supporting Donald Trump because of all the lies and unkept promises that Democrats have inflicted on the black working class.

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“These damn super-predators are really getting me mad with this Trump flirtation! They need our party’s Seal of Approval to be REAL black people! We Democrats have spent FIVE DECADES conning those fools and covering our lily-white butts through our paid race-traitors … I mean African-American Community Leaders – like Al Sharpton and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Democrats … I mean People. Colored People.”

Following that remark Clinton was asked about her opinion of the new movie about Michelle and Barack Obama’s first date, titled I’m With Stupid: When Bigots Fall In Love…  Hillary committed a huge gaffe by accidentally saying the film’s title was Dumb and Dumber. Continue reading →

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HILLARY TO BLACK VOTERS: WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

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Pictured: Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton greeting foreign dignitaries and bloated rich pigs as Secretary of State

Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton told a nonexistent source here at Balladeer’s Blog that Donald Trump’s appeal to black voters made her very angry. The defiant presidential candidate had this to say:  

“I want black voters to get this through their heads – WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU! We owned your asses when you were slaves on our plantations and we own your asses now! Not one damn Republican ever owned a plantation so STOP this flirtation with other candidates.

“We Democrats have given the black working class FIVE DECADES of condescension and meaningless slogans and I can promise you five MORE decades of condescension and meaningless slogans! We Democrats have the illegal immigrant vote cornered and with more of those future Democrats pouring across our southern border on a daily basis we won’t NEED you ungrateful super-predators in order to win elections in the near future. You think about that.” Continue reading →

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