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February 16, 2016 · 1:08 am

OBAMA: THE BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

Obama DerpRecently I had the chance to interview the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.  It was pretty easy to set up the interview. I claimed to be a Muslim family who would be happy to go on television and pretend America is an Islamophobic death-trap run by Jewish conspirators. Less than a half-hour later Obama and a film crew arrived at my place by helicopter.  ***

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Let’s start off with a recent development – the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia’s death. You are the ONLY U.S. President who, as a Senator, had voted to filibuster A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. Given that fact, how do you justify insisting the Senate needs to act quickly on your nominee before you move on to your next criminal enterprise?  

BARACK OBAMA: Most people will never even hear about how hypocritical I am about this. I can count on the Democratic Party’s media outlets to avoid mentioning it and nobody will believe any of the Republican Party outlets when they talk about it.

BB: But even Democrat Chuck Schumer has publicly stated that an outgoing president should NOT get to pick the next Supreme Court nominee. And long ago the Democratic Party had backed a move to avoid considering SCOTUS appointments in an election year. 

BO: Do you really think American morons even know who Chuck Schumer is? Or know about something that happened decades ago? Remember, these are people who get their political views from television shows and celebrities.  Continue reading →

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January 27, 2016 · 12:48 am

MUSLIM ATROCITIES EXPLAINED BY AMERICAN LIBERALS

Islam is slavery 2

ISLAM IS SLAVERY

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the web that equally criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives. Due to the daily occurrence of Muslim atrocities it’s become impossible to ignore the fact that American Liberals gutlessly and hypocritically crawl for Islam even though it stands for everything Liberals PRETEND to oppose.

That being said, let’s look at some of the activities of the Religion of Perpetual Outrage and the rationale American Liberals use to justify them:

***In Linz, Austria six Muslims hit the public baths and the result: sexual assault on a three year old Austrian boy.

***American Liberals Explain It: That Austrian boy should have checked his White Privilege before having the nerve to inflict his presence on the vulnerable Muslim community.

*** At indoor public swimming pools across Europe many of the unidentified, unknown Muslims that Merkel and Company invited to swarm in are congregating and assaulting women of nearly all ages, plus urinating and defecating in the children’s pools because they can’t be bothered to leave their ogling and use the restrooms.

*** American Liberals Explain It: It is not convenient to acknowledge this, despite all the phone camera verifications of these events. Therefore, these things are not happening. And if they are it’s racist to talk about it. Besides, colonialism … and we REFUSE to talk about Islam’s colonial atrocities.

*** The truth is coming out about how the Rape Spree in the city of Cologne was not isolated. TWELVE of Germany’s SIXTEEN states suffered New Year’s Eve breakouts of the Muslim tradition of Taharrush – mass rapes and assaults on non-Muslim women.

*** American Liberals Explain It: We Liberals are intellectually superior to the rabble and we know that American college campuses are the only places where there is a Rape Culture. In spite of the closed circuit tv security footage that verified those assaults we Enlightened Ones know that Muslims never commit actions like this. Never. The women making accusations are probably just a bunch of right-wing Christian Islamophobes. Continue reading →

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January 10, 2016 · 6:32 pm

THE FOUR MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2015

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of entertainment from the year just past.

"I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags."

“I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags.”

ROOTS 3: THE BEN AFFLECK STORY – This was a fascinating look at how involved Ben’s ancestors were in the slave trade AND about his heavy-handed attempts to get his family’s history of slave-owning censored from a PBS documentary.     Continue reading →

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December 3, 2015 · 11:48 pm

MUSLIM COUPLE SLAUGHTERS THE CO-WORKERS WHO THREW THEM A BABY SHOWER

Farook's father described him as a "devout Muslim" but the killings had already told us that.

Farook’s father described him as a “devout Muslim” but the killings had already told us that.

I’ve often said that religion is a disease of the mind and Islam is the worst of them all at this point in history. The Muslim sacrament of murdering non-Muslims was carried out once again, this time in San Bernardino where Syed Rizwan Farook and his female accomplice Tashfeen Malik murdered 14 innocent people and wounded at least 20.

The couple donned battle gear and attacked an office Christmas Party to offer this “powerful rebuke” to the delusional Barack Obama and his failed policies regarding Muslim terrorism. 

Obviously the loved ones of the victims deserve all the compassion that their fellow human beings can show them.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

Unfortunately American Liberals demonstrated once again that if or when you and/or your loved ones fall victim to Muslim violence their sympathies will be entirely with the Muslim killers – not you or your dead loved ones. I will never be a Conservative but American Liberals are barely human political robots incapable of individual thought. They do nothing but spout whatever nonsense the Democratic Party tells them to spout.  

Once again American Liberals were trying to blame this act of Muslim violence on imaginary right-wingers rather than face reality. The demented Geraldo Rivera even went so far as to tweet that America should be ready to judge the San Bernardino killers “as harshly as we would if Muslims committed the killings.”

Islamophobia posterWell, Geraldo you moron, it turned out Muslims DID commit the killings and only imbeciles pretended otherwise! Barack Obama, whose premature withdrawal from Iraq spawned the Islamic State, still lives in his fantasy world and refuses to use the words “Muslim terrorism” or even “radical Islam.” Little Barry immediately stood on top of the dead bodies to use them as his soapbox to snivel about … gun control.

AND MOST TELLINGLY A NEIGHBOR HAD SPOTTED THE WEAPONRY BEING ASSEMBLED IN THE MUSLIM KILLERS’ GARAGE BUT DIDN’T REPORT IT OUT OF FEAR OF BEING ACCUSED OF BIGOTRY.   Continue reading →

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October 21, 2015 · 3:39 pm

OBAMA STILL OKAY WITH MUSLIM MEN RAPING LITTLE BOYS

OBAMA: Yes, that Muslim man is definitely raping that little boy. By the way I believe the Muslim world has moral superiority to the Western World."

OBAMA: Yes, that Muslim man is definitely raping that little boy. By the way I believe the Muslim World has moral superiority to the Western World.”

Just because I’m not a Conservative I don’t want anyone to EVER think I’m an American Liberal. American Liberals are the most cowardly hypocrites and the most mindless and unquestioning political robots in the world.

Barack Obama – like most American Liberals – is still a-okay with Muslim men raping little boys in Afghanistan and his policy is that U.S. soldiers will face disciplinary action if they try to intervene to save the screaming child victims … even if the rapes take place on military bases. Islam uber alles!

Islam being the most backward and savage religion in the world at this particular point in history the practice of men raping boys is part of their “culture” and even goes by the name “bacha bazi.” Bacha bazi means “boy play” or “boy rape” or “Sorry, kid, we’d love to help you but it’s Obama’s orders.” Continue reading →

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October 7, 2015 · 7:23 pm

MICHAEL MANN DEMANDS A VIRGIN SACRIFICE BUT REFUSES TO BE THE SACRIFICIAL OFFERING

Some people just want to pretend the world is burning.

Some people just want to pretend the world is burning.

Michael Mann, the Clown Prince of Climate Science who gets reviled by scientists on BOTH sides of the man-made global warming debate in the terrific book A Disgrace to the Profession, confided his latest strategy to Balladeer’s Blog exclusively.

With his inaccurate hockey stick ideas being ridiculed as readily as his false claims to be a Nobel Prize winner, Mann has begun calling for a virgin to be sacrificed in order to save the world. When called upon to be said virgin sacrifice Mann refused, saying he has to appear in court to testify in the countless nuisance lawsuits he has filed. Continue reading →

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September 21, 2015 · 11:26 pm

OBAMA OKAY WITH MUSLIM MEN RAPING LITTLE BOYS IN AFGHANISTAN

"The Muslim World has moral superiority to the Western Democracies!"

“The Muslim World has moral superiority to the Western Democracies!”

I’ve been refraining from writing about this for weeks now to see if any facts would emerge to dispute it. None have and even the NEW YORK TIMES has now gone ahead with the story. Barack Obama’s DOD has given the green light to Muslim men in Afghanistan to rape little boys – bacha bazi or “boy play” – as the Afghani Muslims call it. 

As Muslim Violence Awareness Month continues U.S. soldiers face discipline FOR INTERVENING in the rapes to save little boys. All because of Obama’s classroom-level obsession with groveling for the Muslim world. (And it sure has made the Muslim world love us. Oh, wait … no it hasn’t.) The cries of the little boys being raped can be heard from our military bases the Times report stated but official orders are not to interfere.

Some soldiers are brave enough to rescue the rape victims anyway. And they face disciplinary action and jail time for courageously ignoring Barack Obama’s distorted and dysfunctional worldview. Here’s a RAPE CULTURE the gutless hypocrites who defend and enable Muslim atrocities will not want to discuss.

But still, I think it’s great that there are soldiers brave enough to not  “just follow orders” and to ignore Obama and his conscienceless enforcers. After all, the International Community has made it clear over the decades that soldiers who follow orders that conflict with their conscience cannot hide behind the orders they received. 

Again, I’m sure as hell NOT a conservative but I do not want anyone to EVER think I’m a Liberal. Liberal dogma dicates standing by and doing nothing to aid the children being raped. Then patting yourself on the back about it. (Endless self-congratulation is the defining characteristic of American Liberals. Just look at Little Barry Obama.) 

Will EVERY Democratic Party presidential candidate now be required to clarify where they stand on Muslim men raping little boys the same way all opposition party candidates are expected to distance themselves from everything that offends delicate Muslim sensibilities? No. That type of aggressive questioning from reporters runs only one way because the clueless and outdated buffoons of the Republican Party failed to keep pace with their competitors in the media arms race long ago. Continue reading →

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September 6, 2015 · 2:57 pm

AL SHARPTON IS OUTRAGED THAT NONE OF THE BEATLES WERE BLACK

“Only white racists think that other black people are as stupid and hate-filled as I am!”

Hatemonger Al “Tawana Brawley Scandal” Sharpton, the Grand Wizard of Black Bigotry, took time out from failing to properly read the teleprompter on his own show to blither  about a manufactured grievance.

Sharpton is the leading exponent of the movement Black Lies Matter, which encourages lying like in the aforementioned Tawana Brawley Scandal and the discredited “Hands up, don’t shoot” nonsense. Al realized long ago that the media will never give air time to rational, non-criminal African-Americans and has monopolized the airwaves pretending to speak for all black people. Continue reading →

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August 31, 2015 · 5:18 pm

BILL NYE THE DELUSIONAL GUY

Bow-tied scientist impersonator Bill Nye.

Bow-tied scientist impersonator Bill Nye.

Bill Nye, perhaps best known as “the least funny member of the Almost Live cast,” is NOT a scientist, and merely has a degree in mechanical engineering. Hilariously he mistakenly thinks that because he played a scientist on a TELEVISION SHOW that that somehow makes him an authority on science.

Uh. Yeah. Actors who play doctors on a television show are not really physicians, either, but Nye has now combined his ridiculously pompous pronouncements on science with the old line “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on tv.” Kudos to Nye for being able to laugh at himself in this way on his new show. 

Bill Nye, the Delusional Guy debuts tonight and is a laugh riot depicting what happens when a self-important fool tries to pass himself off as an expert on subjects he has no idea about. This first episode presents the wacky Nye bluffing and blustering his way into performing heart surgery, resulting in black-humored, blood-soaked fun.   Continue reading →

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August 28, 2015 · 7:30 pm

THE BEN AFFLECK SHOW: DEFENDER OF THE FAITH

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck’s latest venture is this eponymous web series in which he portrays Haven Monahan, a gutless hypocrite who hates Christianity and Judaism but grovels for Islam. Still hopelessly embittered by the scorn he gets for his disastrous turn in Daredevil and for any other casting of him as a costumed crimefighter Affleck has decided to tackle his critics head-on by starring as a superhero called the Defender of the Faith.

Whenever anyone is courageously standing up to Islamic oppression or violence Haven Monahan (Affleck) becomes the Defender of the Faith and ensures that non-Muslims are victimized by any Muslim fanatic in the vicinity.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Episode One, posted last night, was torn from recent headlines as Affleck’s Defender of the Faith swung into action to prevent a handful of heroic non-Muslims from interfering with a crazed Muslim gunman. The Defender of the Faith beat the interlopers unconscious then left the scene so the Muslim terrorist could wrack up a body count of innocent bystanders.

Talking about his latest role Affleck (who also produces and directs the web series) stated “My own ancestors were slave-owners and slavery is a tradition that the Muslim world has kept going long after the West abandoned it, so I’ve always felt a certain kinship to Islam. Continue reading →

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