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I am passionately interested in college sports, ancient Greek comedies, bad/weird movies, mythology, the American Revolution, Puck Magazine, World War I, U.S. Presidential history, silent movies, the English Civil War, epic, lyric and comic poetry, U.S. Supreme Court history, the Revolutions of 1848, the Philippine War and old pulp heroes like The Moon Man, Pilot G8, Silver John and The Rio Kid.

FLASHBACK: VACLAV KLAUS CALLS OBAMA’S WEAK, INEPT AND CROOKED REGIME “THE KARDASHIAN PRESIDENCY.”

FROM JUNE 7th, 2016:

Obama making a face

Obama at his most presidential

Vaclav Klaus once made this remark which nicely captures the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama as well as the shallow, mindless, unquestioning supporters of this Hollow Man.

That quote: “The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. Continue reading

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REVOLUTIONARY WAR HERO CASIMIR PULASKI

pulaski picCASIMIR PULASKI (1747-1779) -Obviously from my last name I’m Polish-American and therefore grew up immersed in the role played by Casimir Pulaski and Tadeusz Kosciuszko in America’s War of Independence. I’m often surprised by how comparatively unknown they are to the public at large, so in keeping with Balladeer’s Blog’s theme here’s a look at Pulaski. I’ve covered Kosciuszko separately HERE.

Casimir Pulaski began fighting against tyranny when he was 21 years old. In 1768 he served in the Bar Uprising against Russian domination of Poland. The uprising was facing overwhelming odds and was deemed hopeless, but it became a minor cause celebre around the western world as the fierce insurgents kept the war going through four long years.

statue of pulaskiThe war never became as romanticized as the later Greek War of Independence from the Ottoman Turks, but the conflict drew attention to Russian totalitarianism and to the abilities of Polish officers like Casimir Pulaski. In fact, it took an invasion by Russian-allied Austria and Prussia to help Russia put down the rebellion in 1772.

Pulaski and other Polish soldiers from the Bar Uprising flirted with an alliance with Turkey against the Russians but when the Ottomans made peace with Russia in 1774 that possibility was eliminated. By December of 1776 Casimir was living in Paris where, the following spring, he was introduced to Benjamin Franklin, one of the American Commissioners in France.

pulaski statueFranklin was impressed with what he could learn about Pulaski and sent him on to America with a letter of introduction to George Washington. Franklin described the Pole as “an officer famous throughout Europe for his bravery and conduct in defence of the liberties of his country against the three great invading powers of Russia, Austria and Prussia … may be highly useful to our service.”

Casimir told Washington “I came here, where freedom is being defended, to serve it, and to live or die for it.” During the summer of 1777 the 30-year-old Pole was made Chief of Cavalry by Congress. Continue reading

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THE INHUMANS (1975-1977)

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s 2nd attempt to give the Inhumans their own spinoff series. 

INHUMANS Vol 1 #1 (Oct 1975)

Title: Spawn of Alien Heat

Villain: Blastaar

Inhumans Royal Family Roster: Black Bolt, Medusa, Gorgon, Karnak and Triton

NOTE: This series picks up after Medusa ended her temporary stint in the Fantastic Four and was back to living in Attilan, the hidden futuristic city in the Himalayas (at this time) where the thousands of Inhumans have lived for millenia. Ever since the alien Kree experimented on their caveman ancestors with the Terrigen Mists. 

Synopsis: Blastaar, a recurring foe of the Fantastic Four, is let loose from the adamantium prison in which he has been held for some time. His saviors are the Kree Empire, who once again want to try capturing those inhabitants of Attilan who have powers that would be effective in the millennia old Kree-Skrull War. 

Blastaar flies to Attilan, the Great Refuge and fights his way in past the airborne guards. In the Royal Palace, a long-buried device rises from the lowest depths below Attilan and sits, apparently waiting for a clearly missing component to complete it. Black Bolt and Triton dive into the watery depths below Attilan to see where the machine originated from.

Shortly after they depart, Blastaar bursts in and begins fighting Medusa, Gorgon and Karnak. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: 1954-1955 SEASON OF U.S. STEEL HOUR

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog examined the 1953-1954 episodes of this revered anthology series HERE. Today I review standout episodes of the 1954-1955 season. 

1954-1955 SEASON

THE NOTEBOOK WARRIOR (Sep 14th, 1954) – Ben Gazzara stars as a talented violinist who is drafted into the army and has difficulty adapting to the rigid lifestyle. Richard Kiley also stars.

BASEBALL BLUES (Sep 28th) – A forty-year-old baseball pitcher tries to come to terms with his impending retirement. Starring Edward Andrews and Frank Lovejoy.

THE MAN WITH THE GUN (Oct 12th) – Anti-communist activists suffer in a concentration camp in Europe. Gary Merrill, Edward Binns, Leueen McGrath and Dana Wynter star. Continue reading

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JUNE TWENTY-SIXTH NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a Friday current events roundup.

NATO CHIEF MARK RUTTE PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S HANDLING OF IRAN SITUATION.

SENATORS RAND PAUL AND BILL CASSIDY CHANGE THEIR VOTES AND GIVE PRESIDENT TRUMP A WIN ON THE RESTRAINTS THAT ANTI-TRUMPERS THOUGHT THEY HAD PUT ON HIM REGARDING IRAN.

CURRENT IRANIAN REGIME IRATE ABOUT GAY PRIDE SYMBOLS AT SEATTLE WORLD CUP GAME. They want FIFA to ban such symbols at any more games. Democrat hypocrites silent because they support that regime simply because it is hostile to Trump. Cowards.

MAJORITY MUSLIM COUNCIL IN MICHIGAN TOWN BANS THE GAY FLAG FROM PUBLIC PROPERTY. As usual, Democrats were wrong when they claimed that the delicate little darlings would NEVER commit intolerant acts like this and that it was “Islamophobic” to even suggest it. I guess the Muslim majority is making gay people feel “unsafe”, right Democrats?

VIDEO: DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN SETH MOULTON PHYSICALLY ATTACKS REPORTER OVER DEMOCRAT GRAHAM “NAZI TATTOO” PLATNER. This would dominate an entire news cycle if the other political party did it. Will Republicans EVER try to catch up with Democrats in the Media Outlet Arms Race?

DEMOCRAT ANDREW CUOMO COURAGEOUSLY BLASTS HIS PARTY FOR SUPPORTING GRAHAM “NAZI TATTOO” PLATNER

DEMOCRAT LETITIA JAMES ACCUSES FANATIC DEMOCRAT MAYOR MAMDANI OF “BLOWING UP THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.” Well, Democrats drove away all of us rational Democrats over the years, leaving the Party at the mercy of Mamdani and his ilk. More HERE. Related HERE

FATHER OF VICTIM MURDERED BY KARMELO ANTHONY CALLS OUT PROPAGANDIST SUNNY HOSTIN FOR TRYING TO MONETIZE HIS SON AUSTIN’S DEATH. Sunny, Whoopi (LOL) and the rest of The View‘s staff are lying hatemongers. Remember when Whoopi (LOL) claimed Trump was going to nullify interracial marriages? Whoopi (LOL) is pathetic and deranged.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HOSTS DINNER FOR AMERICAN FARMERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED TO EIGHT YEARS FOR THEIR PART IN AN EIGHTY-NINE-MILLION-DOLLAR PAYROLL SCAM. Privileged white male one percenter Bruce Springsteen’s kind of guy!

BOB IGER REVEALS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDIST JIMMY KIMMEL’S SUSPENSION. Yet Kimmel and filth like him were lying about it for months, calling Trump “a dictator.”

GAY TEACHER ADMITS ON CAMERA TO GROOMING CHILDREN. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?. Continue reading

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JOHN PAUL JONES (1959) MOVIE REVIEW

With the 4th of July fast approaching, here’s another item for America’s 250th birthday – a biopic of our nation’s early naval hero.

JOHN PAUL JONES (1959) – Robert Stack stars as the title character, Charles Coburn plays Benjamin Franklin, Bette Davis is Empress Catherine the Great of Russia, Macdonald Carey is Patrick Henry and Thomas Gomez portrays Commodore Esek Hopkins. On a scale of 1 to 10 I would rate John Paul Jones a 6. I wish it could be higher.

This movie looks good enough, but Stack’s performance is a bit too dry and the story rambles on for too long after the logical end point when the Revolutionary War is over. Some brief closing text could have covered John Paul Jones’s career in the Russian Navy from 1787 onward. Just a quick note acknowledging the damage he wrought to the Turkish Navy on Russia’s behalf and bring on the closing credits. 

The film also subjects us to far too much of Jones’s younger years as a sailor and Robert Stack’s Forever 31 face at the time is comically distracting. (I Was a Teenage Thirtysomething) I wish more biopics used the terrific approach of Patton (1970) – focus on the most eventful years of the main character’s life with dialogue filling viewers in on their early life.  Continue reading

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COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: KENNEBEC VALLEY COLLEGE

Balladeer’s Blog is back with another college sports team that goes outside the overused names like Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats.

KENNEBEC VALLEY COLLEGE Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTESS: ANGIE LABANSHEE (1985-1993)

NOTE: Special thanks to Mike Pieper – part of the creative team on this program and the man who played the first Elmer the Mummy for three years – for correcting, clarifying and providing a wealth of additional information about this Movie Host series. He was a friendly and helpful man! 

ANGIE LABANSHEE (Joan Kelley-Cordt) hosted the B-Movie show Spooks Hotel Friday nights at 10:30 in Marshalltown, Iowa. The program was initially aired on the local college’s Iowa Valley TV station – Channel 22. From 1990-1992 Spooks Hotel was on KDAO TV, Channel 39, then back to Iowa Valley TV after that.  

As for Angie, this sultry banshee with the Transylvanian accent was the manager of the Spooks Hotel, whose owner Mrs. Spooks was traveling the world off the money the hotel made for her.

Joan Kelley (Cordt after her February 1986 marriage) and her brother Kevin were inspired to create, direct and produce Spooks Hotel by their fondness for the 1960s and 1970s Movie Host show Gravesend Manor, broadcast out of Ames, IA.

Among the supporting characters they came up with to appear alongside Angie LaBanshee were Elmer the Mummy, who was the Bellboy; multi-ethnic Master Chef Pierre O’Brien, expert pizza maker from Germany; French Maid Fifi; and Kevin himself as the voice of the cheap, ugly puppet Old Man Dan, Elmer’s father. Somehow.

After the success of the pilot episode, Spooks Hotel aired as a series, with Joan producing, Kevin directing and both of them writing the show alongside Mike Pieper. Angie hosted Psychotronic movies accompanied by Host Segments from October 1985 to October 1993. Episodes were taped Wednesdays for their Friday broadcast.

The program’s success let Joan simultaneously host the station’s Monday through Friday show Marshalltown Today during 1987 and 1988. In 1991 Joan Kelley-Cordt began playing a new character Mrs. Spooks, who at last returned from her world travels with her hubby, mad scientist Dr. Spooks (Steve Scheiding).

She, Mike Piepers and some of her Spooks Hotel backup characters did a Spooks Hotel special titled The First Annual Elmer Awards, complete with various categories of Bad Movies that featured several nominees and ultimately a winner read from an envelope. Two more Elmer Awards shows followed in time.

Among the milestones on Spooks Hotel during its original run was a 1992 Double Feature consisting of 1) Planet of Blood aka Queen of Blood (1966) Dennis Hopper, John Saxon, Forry Ackerman and others star in this movie about a spaceship rescue mission which pits its crew against a bizarre space-vampress and her offspring. And 2) The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962) Jason Evers in the infamous film about a mad doctor keeping his fiancee’s decapitated head alive after an accident while he looks for a woman to kill so he can use her body for his fiancee. 

Some of the episodes of Spooks Hotel Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR JUNE TWENTY-FOURTH

Here’s a mid-week current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

A LOOK AT HOW PRESIDENT TRUMP BROUGHT DOWN RENT PRICES. More HERE.

It’s been said over and over that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor. I know, right? 

U.K. – MORE GROOMING GANG INQUIRIES.

VIDEO: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION MEMBERS ANNOUNCE HUNDREDS OF ARRESTS AND CRACKDOWNS OVER SIX AND A HALF BILLION DOLLARS OF FRAUD IN PROGRAMS. Another reason why America’s cesspool of a political establishment has been trying to destroy the outsider Trump for over a decade. More HERE. And HERE.

FORTY-SEVEN MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS IN UNEMPLOYMENT FRAUD – INCLUDING TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS – HAPPENED UNDER NORTH CAROLINA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR ROY COOPER.

DEMOCRAT TERRORIST GROUP ANTIFA MEMBERS GET COLLECTIVE FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY YEAR SENTENCE FOR THEIR NORTH TEXAS ATTACK. More HERE. Remember back during Trump’s first term when his haters – including Republican filth like Paul Ryan – were trying to pretend Antifa didn’t exist and that Trump was lying?

ITEM ABOUT THE CRIMES THAT DIDN’T HAVE TO HAPPEN BUT DO BECAUSE DEMOCRATS REFUSE TO SECURE THE BORDER AND ENFORCE OUR IMMIGRATION LAWS. In fact, Democrats do all they can to obstruct the arrests of illegal immigrants who have committed additional crimes.

NEW YORK SCHOOL DISTRICT VICE PRESIDENT ARRESTED FOR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? 

ONE LONE DISTRICT JUDGE BLOCKS PRESIDENTIAL ACTION AT FOUR HUNDRED THIRTY-THREE NATIONAL PARKS. Judicial overreach continues.

ANOTHER DISTRICT JUDGE BLOCKS MEASURES TO FIGHT VOTE FRAUD. Naturally, she was appointed by Biden.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WHO WAS “A TEACHER” ARRESTED IN TREN DE ARAGUA MASS SHOOTING.

TWO TRUMP-HATING CANDIDATES – DAN GOLDMAN AND GEORGE CONWAY – CRUSHED IN PRIMARY ELECTION. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: TO THE MOON AND BACK IN NINETY DAYS (1917)

to-the-moon-and-back-in-ninety-daysTO THE MOON & BACK IN NINETY DAYS (1917) – By John Y. Brown. Balladeer’s Blog presents more Ancient Science Fiction (or Vintage Science Fiction if you prefer). This story was first penned in 1917 and later published by the Lunar Publishing Company in 1922.

Brown himself pretended to narrate the adventure, which hewed so closely to what was known about the moon back then that it must have both educated and entertained readers. The story says that in 1914 our narrator met Captain Horace Ewald, a brilliant nautical engineer and scientist in Alton, IL.

Captain Ewald invited Brown along on his planned expedition to the moon in what he dubbed his “Ethereal Vessel” but which we would call a spaceship. The craft was 235 feet tall with the shape of a dome fused to prisms. Ewald and his team constructed the Ethereal Vessel out of aluminum plating and used electric batteries to power the anti-gravity pods.   Continue reading

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