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I am passionately interested in college sports, ancient Greek comedies, bad/weird movies, mythology, the American Revolution, Puck Magazine, World War I, U.S. Presidential history, silent movies, the English Civil War, epic, lyric and comic poetry, U.S. Supreme Court history, the Revolutions of 1848, the Philippine War and old pulp heroes like The Moon Man, Pilot G8, Silver John and The Rio Kid.

FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: BANACEK (1972-1974)

BANACEK (1972-1974) – George Peppard starred as insurance investigator Thomas Banacek solving seemingly impossible thefts in this rotating series from NBC’s Wednesday Night Mystery Movie. NBC launched the Wednesday Night Mystery series in an attempt to duplicate the success of its Sunday Night Mystery Movie which had launched iconic detective shows like Columbo, McMillan and Wife & McCloud

After its 2-hour pilot movie, Banacek settled into rotating with other 90-minute Wednesday night NBC detectives like Tenafly, The Snoop Sisters and others. Thomas Banacek was a Polish American insurance investigator at the top of his profession. For newbies to the concept of insurance investigators, the independent detectives among them would work to recover stolen objects which the insurance companies hiring them were on the hook for.

An insurance detective recovering the stolen item would save the parent company from having to pay the entire insurance policy amount. They would only have to pay a certain percentage to the detective solving the theft and recovering the insured object.

Banacek had become so successful and wealthy that he could afford to take on only those cases where the stolen items were worth at least a million dollars, meaning his 10 percent recovery fee would be at least $100,000. A minor pet peeve of mine is the way some descriptions of Banacek claim his fee is always 100 grand, but that’s not so. If the stolen object was worth 2 million dollars his 10 percent fee was $200,000 and so on.  Continue reading

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JOE MAGARAC: NEGLECTED AMERICAN FOLKTALE

Joe MagaracLabor Day is the appropriate time to post this look at neglected working-class folk hero Joe Magarac. This figure was the Steel Mill equivalent of Paul Bunyan and John Henry.

Though mostly associated with Polish-American steel workers in Pittsburgh, PA the general figure of a literal “man of steel” helping and protecting his coworkers can be found from the East Coast through the American Midwest. Sometimes the figure is Croation or some other ethnicity instead of Polish. 

Written versions of Joe Magarac and/or similar steel worker tall tales seem to have started around 1930 or 1931. Oral legends about such figures – but not specifically Joe Magarac – have been dated as early as the 1890s.

Vintage advertisements from tattered old newspapers indicate that such Man of Steel imagery may have been used for the steel industry prior to World War One. This “Which came first, the chicken or the egg” dilemma for Joe Magarac and other Steel Men puts one in mind of the quandary surrounding Billiken lore.        

Joe Magarac statueAs a lame play on words since this is Labor Day season I’ll present Joe Magarac’s origin and then depict his tales as “Labors” like in The Labors of Hercules.

BIRTH – Joe Magarac supposedly sprang into existence from a mound of iron ore and – depending on the version – that mound was either in Pittsburgh or the Old Country. Magarac emerged from the melting mound fully grown and spoke broken English like so many of the other Polish steel workers. He was called into being by the urgent need to catch up on production since the current shift had fallen dangerously behind.

Joe was 7 or 8 feet tall, his flesh was like solid steel, his torso was as wide as a smoke-stack and his arms were as thick as railroad ties. His surname Magarac meant “mule” in the workhorse sense, referring to his stamina. Joe’s appetite was such that he carried his lunch in a washtub instead of a standard lunch box.

Magarac’s favorite leisure time activity was polka-dancing and halushkis were his favorite food.

THE LABORS OF JOE MAGARAC:   Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER SEVENTH

Here’s a Monday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where most of those unhinged women idolizing and cheering on Lindsay Clancy will likely vote in November. They won’t lazily sit at home and pout like far too many people in the opposing political party say they’re going to do.

“BLUE COLLAR BOOM” FOR A HAPPY LABOR DAY. Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KILLING A WOMAN AND HER DAUGHTER IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” MARYLAND. As always, Democrats provide no sanctuary for victims. Only for perpetrators.

PRESIDENT TRUMP CONTINUES WORKING TO MAKE “SANCTUARY” CITIES PAY FOR HARBORING VIOLENT CRIMINALS.

CHARLIE KIRK CORN MAZE BASHED BY THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE JUST FINE WITH A LINDSAY CLANCY CORN MAZE.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED IN ONE BILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR MEDICARE FRAUD SCAM.

MY REVIEWS OF THREE MOVIES THAT ARE PERFECT FOR LABOR DAY. Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER FIFTH

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NAIA OVER NCAA DIVISION TWO – The NAIA’s FLORIDA MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY LIONS traveled to face the higher NCAA Division Two team the ALLEN UNIVERSITY YELLOWJACKETS. Allen University parlayed their 10-7 1st Quarter edge into a 31-21 advantage by Halftime. From there the Lions shut out their opponents and came from behind for a 38-31 Upset. 

KNOCKING OFF NUMBER THREE – Down in NCAA Division Three, the 5th ranked team in the nation – the WHEATON COLLEGE THUNDER – played host to the number 3 UNIVERSITY OF MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS. The Thunder put Mount Union on Upset Alert with their 17-7 lead at the Half only for the Purple Raiders to tie things up at 17-17 in the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th, Wheaton College managed a 24-23 victory. Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: SHARYL ATTKISSON’S LIST OF FAKE NEWS ITEMS DURING THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY

FROM JANUARY 29th, 2019. So obviously the list has grown exponentially since then. 

It’s no secret that Sharyl Attkisson – the Ida Tarbell of the 21st Century – is one of the few actual journalists left in America. She broke with her unethical colleagues over their refusal to cover the Obama Administration’s many scandals and found herself targeted by Obama’s FBI and NSA thugs.

The incredibly courageous Attkisson still goes after tough stories on both political parties, and she doesn’t care if the facts reflect poorly on Trump, Obama or George W Bush before them.

Sharyl has compiled a list (see below) of the many instances of Fake News that the corporate media has perpetrated during the Trump presidency.

For that list click HERE *** IT WAS UPDATED IN 2025, so many, many more items were added. Continue reading

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MARVEL (TIMELY COMICS) JANUARY 1942 STORIES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Timely Comics (later Marvel Comics) stories in January 1942.

CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS Vol 1 #10 (Jan 1942) 

Story 1: Spy Ambush

Villain: Countess Mara

Synopsis: Privates Steve Rogers and James Buchanan Barnes are part of the security for the transport of a new secret weapon. Nazi operative Countess Mara (below right) and her henchmen ambush them and make off with the weapon.

Our heroes don their costumes and as Captain America and Bucky they find Mara’s lair and defeat all her Nazi troops and her booby-traps. Then Cap defeats the countess and her purse’s weaponry – grenades, a gas-gun and a regular gun.    Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEP THIRD

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VIKING TOUGH – The VALLEY CITY STATE VIKINGS welcomed the DICKINSON STATE BLUE HAWKS last night. A 3-0 Blue Hawks lead in the 1st Quarter turned into a 10-7 edge at Halftime. A big 3rd Quarter for the Vikings put them up 21-10, but they had to hold on against Dickinson State in the 4th for a 28-25 win. 

NCAA DIVISION TWO

UPSETS IN THE RANKINGS – The INDIANA UNIVERSITY (PA) CRIMSON HAWKS took it on the road against the number 12 team in the nation – the ASHLAND UNIVERSITY EAGLES and notched a 34-24 victory over them    ###    And the 24th ranked UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA AT DULUTH BULLDOGS toppled the visiting number 13 AUGUSTANA (SD) UNIVERSITY VIKINGS  30-23. Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER FOURTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a Friday current events roundup.

OHIO MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO ATTACK ON VICE PRESIDENT J.D. VANCE’S HOME.

ANTI-TRUMP LOON CHARGED WITH THREATENING TO KILL PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND STALKING TRUMP’S LAWYER AND THE LAWYER’S FAMILY. Trump Derangement Syndrome is still very, very real. Fresh report on Democrat violence HERE.

TRUMP JOBS BOOM: AUGUST ADDED ONE HUNDRED SIXTY-TWO THOUSAND JOBS. Blue-collar jobs especially continue to thrive. Economists say “wow” HERE. More HERE.

ACTORS UNION PRESIDENT AND MANY DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS ARE FORCED TO EXPRESS AGREEMENT AND THANKS TO PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR HIS TAX INCENTIVES TO STRUGGLING STUDIOS SO THEY CAN KEEP PRODUCTIONS IN THE U.S. And yet AGAIN we see that Trump is the real adult in the room for being willing to work with the people who are always lying about him and his every word and deed. I can’t picture any Democrat in office being willing to work with any of the media outlets which aren’t slanted in favor of their political party.

           Keeping jobs in the U.S. – even in an industry that forever launches unhinged and unfounded attacks on him – has long been one of Trump’s priorities. 

CITY COUNCIL OF DEMOCRAT-HELD DANBURY, CT WILL HIRE NON-CITIZENS AS POLICE OFFICERS. 2026 Democrats will do anything to spite actual citizens.  Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: ORRIN LINDSAY’S WONDERFUL VOYAGE ROUND THE MOON (1847)

Full Title: ORRIN LINDSAY’S PLAN OF AERIAL NAVIGATION WITH A NARRATIVE OF HIS EXPLORATIONS IN THE HIGHER REGIONS OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND HIS WONDERFUL VOYAGE ROUND THE MOON (1847) – This work was written by J.L. Riddell.

The tale is presented as if Riddell himself is delivering an educational lecture about Orrin Lindsay’s incredible scientific accomplishments. Lindsay, a Cincinnati native who resettled in Natchez, concocted a formula which renders objects immune to gravity.

Orrin did this by proceeding from the work of scientist Michael Faraday and working with amalgamated mercury and steel treated by magnetic fields. For his first experiment using his anti-gravity plates he temporarily floated a dog in a box. 

Next, he himself floated in a larger box to accommodate his greater size. His test was conducted by keeping himself connected to the ground by a lengthy rope. This success inspired him to try floating free of any anchor to the ground. Continue reading

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FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY-FIVE: JUNE 1915

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 75 – Regular readers may notice that picking up in June of 1915 is quite a jump from last week’s Fool Killer installment, which left off in Fall 1914. That’s because I can honestly say that James Pearson’s version of The Fool-Killer hit a decided creative dry patch for several months.

I am genuinely surprised because Pearson’s Fool Killer had been so interesting. I’ve covered several 1920s installments and then slipped back to begin with his 1910 beginnings of this publication and nearly every installment kept me fascinated with every page. Not so with autumn of 1914 through May 1915.

Pearson seemed at odds with how to react to a world at war and was feeling his way toward how best to approach a satirical take. For months his output was so repetitious, unfocused and lacking in bite that I had to force myself to keep reading. I’m reviewing the June 1915 edition because it features his reaction to American deaths in the sinking of the Lusitania by a German submarine, a major development which nearly resulted in the United States entering the World War right then and there. Continue reading

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