Monthly Archives: July 2021

DALLAS STOUDENMIRE: GUNSLINGER

The annual Frontierado Holiday is coming up on Friday, August 6th. As always, Frontierado is about the myths of the old west, not the grinding reality. Here is another often-overlooked gunslinger. 

dallas stoudenmireDALLAS STOUDENMIRE – Dallas was this figure’s real first name, and it was ideal for an old west legend, just like Sam Sixkiller had an ideal surname and John X Beidler had an ideal nickname in “X”, from his middle initial. His life was filled with whiskey, cigars, women and opium, all garnished with the smell of gunpowder. 

Stoudenmire was born on December 11th, 1845 in Aberfoil, AL.   

With the Civil War raging, 1862 and 1863 saw Dallas repeatedly trying to enlist by lying about his age only to be found out within months and discharged. Finally, on March 8th, 1864 Stoudenmire enlisted at legal age and served until the end of the war.

Immediately after war’s end, Dallas moved to Texas with his brother Abednego and his sister-in-law. While Abednego and his spouse settled in Colorado County, Dallas traveled to Mexico like many other former Confederate soldiers and served in the army fighting to keep the country’s Emperor Maximilian on his throne. Among the other southerners putting their military experience to use in Mexico was future gunslinger Ben Thompson aka Texas Ben aka Texas Thompson.

dallas stoudenmire 2After Maximilian fell and was executed in June of 1867 Stoudenmire returned to Texas and farmed with his brother in Columbus in Colorado County.

Between 1870 and 1874 Dallas wandered, working as a wheelwright and other odd jobs when on the Texas side of the border, but engaging in still-mysterious activities during periodic trips to Mexico. Some legends claim Stoudenmire was part of a rustling gang during those outings, while others have him contending with rival fortune hunters in searching for Emperor Maximilian’s lost gold

On January 17th, 1874 this figure enlisted as a Sergeant in the Texas Rangers – Company A under Captain J.R. Waller. That company’s jurisdiction ranged from western Erath County north to Stevens County and southwest to Brown County. Continue reading

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RYAN DRAKE NOVELS BY WILL JORDAN

Will Jordan

WILL JORDAN

As far as Balladeer’s Blog is concerned, the search for a successor to Robert Ludlum and Tom Clancy may be over. Author Will Jordan from Scotland isn’t even out of his thirties yet and, if you’ll recall, Ludlum didn’t pen his first novel until he was in his forties. If Jordan continues to improve at and master his craft – and if he stays in the espionage genre – he could well become one of the giants of spy fiction.

Will has worked as an extra in assorted movies & television shows, often in action or military stories. He went through boot camp and weapons training as part of that process. Jordan also reviews movies and television as the Critical Drinker, the most notorious “sustained role-playing” film critic since Mr Plinkett. Will’s hilarious but insightful reviews can be found at his YT channel HERE

redemptionREDEMPTION (2012) – The novel that introduced Will Jordan’s character Ryan Drake, a former British soldier now working for the CIA. Drake leads the elite Shepherd Team, which tracks down missing agents whether they’ve disappeared willingly or unwillingly.

In this debut adventure our hero frees a woman codenamed Maras and returns her to the U.S. only to wind up going on the run with her as assorted hostile forces emerge to prevent what she knows from ever being revealed. Ryan and Maras must dodge friend and foe alike as they piece together the ongoing conspiracy. Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP: JULY 12th

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DEMOCRAT PARTY

“There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of (The Party Leadership). There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we (Democrats) are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.” ~1984, George Orwell, slightly paraphrased in the parentheses

The biggest regret of my life is that I used to belong to the party of the Democrats before I left it to become an Independent Voter. Democrats are the biggest force for hatred and division in the U.S. The Democrats have become everything they pretended to oppose and have driven all reasonable people from the party. Here in 2021 the only people who still call themselves Democrats believe “My political party right or wrong!” and also believe in “Democrat Exceptionalism.” Here is the latest Democrat Atrocity Roundup. (Links are below.)

*** UPDATE – I forgot to include the way Democrats and the Biden Regime are claiming that the anti-communist and anti-Castro protests in Cuba are “really about wanting freedom from Covid.” Democrats. You. Are. Lying. Garbage.

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NO DEMOCRAT WOULD ALLOW THIS SIGN IN A CLASSROOM OR OFFICE.

A. JOE BIDEN CONTINUES HIS PURGE OF NON-DEMOCRATS IN THE MILITARY. There is no other way to describe what the Democrats are doing under the cover of rooting out “extremism.” To them extremism means not openly and enthusiastically embracing every single Democrat talking point and position, no matter how absurd. Military personnel who resist or try to claim apolitical status must undergo political “training” as Democrats call their reeducation programs.

B. THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE STILL PUSHING FORWARD WITH A NATIONWIDE VERSION OF THEIR CONGRESSIONAL POLICE FORCE. This force will be exempt from Freedom of Information Act requests (and presumably everything Congress exempts itself from, either immediately or eventually) and will answer only to a select few members of Congress.

              Democrats have already designated two Field Offices for the Congressional Police – one in San Francisco and one in Tampa, with more to come. If you defund the real police, like Democrats do, it provides an excuse for a federal replacement. Think of a country run the same intolerant and fascistic way that Democrats run college campuses.

C. JOE BIDEN, THE HEAD OF THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, IS OKAY WITH HIS UNDERBOSS/ SON HUNTER BIDEN “SELLING HIS ARTWORK” (wink) AS A MEANS OF FUNNELING BRIBES TO THE BIDENS. Democrat media outlets are fine with ignoring this corruption, even though Barack Obama’s own Ethics Chief openly condemns it. Continue reading

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QUEEN KITTY LEROY: GAMBLER/ GUNSLINGER

Kitty LeRoy

Queen Kitty

QUEEN KITTY – The Frontierado holiday is coming up on Friday, August 6th. As always, the holiday is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Balladeer’s Blog’s looks at the legends surrounding neglected gunslingers of the time period are popular posts at this time of year. 

Kitty LeRoy was also known as Kitty the Schemer, Dancing Kitty, the Female Arsenal and much later as Deadwood Kitty. Queen Kitty is the most appropriate nickname in part because of her last name but mostly because she was variously known as “the Queen of the Hoofers”, “the Dancing Queen”, “the Queen of the Barbary Coast” and “the Queen of the Faro Tables”.

Kitty was born in 1850 and by the age of 10 was earning money for her family as a professional dancer and novelty act in her home state of Michigan. By 14 she was performing exclusively at adult venues and had added trick shooting to her repertoire. Her most famous shooting trick at this time was shooting apples off the heads of volunteers. At age 15 Queen Kitty was performing in New Orleans and married her first husband – the only man in the city brave enough to let Kitty shoot apples off his head while she was riding around him at a full gallop.

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LeRoy loved flirting and sleeping around, however, and this led to the breakup of her first marriage within a year. By 1870 Queen Kitty had married a second time, to a man named Donnaly, with whom she had a daughter. The Queen had gravitated more and more to the Faro tables, making a killing as a celebrity dealer.

With Dallas as a home base Kitty and her husband would travel throughout Texas with LeRoy earning money dancing and dealing Faro. Kitty also earned a name for being able to handle any violence that came her way from sore losers and was involved in multiple gunfights and knife fights in dangerous saloons. Continue reading

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THREE BIZARRELY WATCHABLE MOVIES

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how much I love bad and weird movies. Here are three out of the way films that are not good by any stretch of the imagination but which have a certain something that makes them bizarrely watchable.

darker than amberDARKER THAN AMBER (1970) – Rod Taylor IS, for some reason, an Australian version of John D MacDonald’s detective Travis McGee. William “Big Bill” Smith plays the outrageously bleached-blonde villain Terry Bartlett and Theodore Bikel portrays McGee’s friend and idea man Meyer. McGee saves a woman (Suzy Kendall) from being forcibly drowned by her criminal associates only to see her get bumped off by them anyway.

              Taylor’s odd “Crocodile” McGee runs a con to bring down the dead woman’s murderers. The novel’s Alabama Tiger, a millionaire who runs a non-stop party on his houseboat, became the Alabama Tigress in this movie and is played by THE Jane Russell. Robert Clouse of Enter the Dragon fame directed, with the highlight of this cult film being the supposedly real fight (in parts) between William Smith and Rod Taylor. Most video versions edit out much of this awkward battle but the unedited brawl can be viewed on YT. Continue reading

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“DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A LEGO SET?” BIDEN’S GOONS SINK TO NEW LOW

lego architecture capitolWho’s afraid of Lego models of the U.S. Capitol building? Democrats are. Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog has watched the intolerant fascists called Democrats go from their absurd “Russian Collusion” nonsense to their even more absurd “Ukrainegate” gibberish to their utterly brainless “Insurrection” drivel about the protests at the Capitol. You remember the Capitol, where mobs of Democrat protestors have in the past barged into offices and even set off explosives in restrooms, yet which Democrats now pretend to revere for its “symbolism.” Maybe they need to tell their attack dogs/ fellow Democrats at the National Archives, who love to decide what aspects of the Capitol represent alleged White Supremacy each week.

legoland insurrBefore becoming an Independent Voter I spent most of my life as a Democrat and believe me, Democrats despise the Capitol and its “symbolism” and regard people who DO revere it as patriotic hicks and rednecks. The protest at the Capitol earlier this year is being used as a political stick just like the “Kids in Cages” which Democrats treated like an atrocity under Trump but which they apparently support under Biden. “Silence is consent” Democrats tell us, and Biden has far more Kids in Cages than either Trump OR Obama had.

democrat republican or awakeSo, anyway, this “Insurrection” nonsense from the Democrats is as hypocritical as their Kids in Cages phoniness and as absurd as their Russian Collusion witch hunt. The Biden Regime has sunk to a new low recently with the way that they act like it’s sinister that a protestor owned a Lego model of the U.S. Capitol. YES, A LEGO MODEL OF THE U.S. CAPITOL! A LEGO MODEL WHICH CAN AND HAS BEEN PURCHASED ONLINE BY COUNTLESS PEOPLE!  

Will Exhibit A from the Biden Regime be a similar Lego set with Lego-constructed protestors added to it? As so many have noted: First, the FBI, presumably “following orders,” seized a toy. Then the FBI told everyone it seized a toy. Then Democrat media outlets BREATHLESSLY REPORTED that fact with paranoid and sinister inferences. Joe Biden is the ideal face for Clownworld. Continue reading

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BIETIGHEIM (1886) – ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION/ ALTERNATE HISTORY

BietigheimBIETIGHEIM (1886) – Published anonymously in 1886 this work of alternate history accurately predicted some of the actual results and fallout of the coming First World War (1914-1918). Bietigheim is presented as a series of John Minor lectures about world history as seen from “futuristic” 1932.

First off, a summary of the book’s accurate predictions:

a) Tensions between Germany and assorted other nations cause a war that sweeps up many of the Great Powers as well as several other countries. 

b) American entry into the war proves decisive.

c) The German side loses the war.

d) The old European monarchies fall.

e) In the wake of Germany’s defeat a popular figure arises and rallies millions to him with his plans for the future of Europe and Russia.

Just before the 1890 outbreak of the war Germany and France are pushing their claims to Alsace-Lorraine, Italy is demanding Austria turn over portions of northern Italy, Great Britain and Russia are clashing over preeminence in India and Afghanistan, plus the Slavic nations are feuding with the Ottoman Muslim Turks over their own future and control of the Dardanelles. Continue reading

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JOE BIDEN: THE NATIONAL VEGETABLE

Biden corruptFrom Mad King George III to our present-day corrupt, senile and thoroughly creepy Joe Biden, history has thrown a lot of unhinged and detestable worms at us. 

Joe Biden dem in dementiaBIDEN’S LEAST HARMFUL LIE – Let’s start this blog post with some comic relief. Biden has lied and lied and lied relentlessly, with nationally damaging lies mixed in with almost harmless lies like his imagined battle with “a bad dude” called “Corn Pop.” (Remember, in Biden’s racist imaginings he is able to overcome stereotypical blaxploitation-level villains single-handed.)

              Recently the Daffy Democrat regaled his audience with a bizarre lie HILARIOUSLY exaggerating his performance at a Congressional Baseball Game of the past. In a game where he went 0-2, Biden became – in his feverish longings – a mighty hitter of almost Babe Ruth proportions. Considering how one of Biden’s fellow Democrats opened fire on opposition party Congressmen at a practice on the diamond a few years back, we’re lucky that Joe didn’t claim he was the trigger-man in that horrific incident. Give it time and he probably will.  

Tiny hands Joe Biden

Corrupt, senile, tiny-handed Joe Biden

BIDEN CONTINUES TO EMBODY POLITICAL CORRUPTION AS USUAL IN AMERICA – As the head of the Biden Crime Family, with his repulsive son Hunter as the underboss, Joe Biden embodies 48 years’ worth of American political corruption from the white collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans. The only true Reform President we’ve had in decades had to go for opposing the uniparty swamp, with Joe Biden selected but not elected, just like the equally disgusting George W Bush.

IS JOE BIDEN SENILE, DEMENTED OR JUST EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID? – It’s recognized around the world that Joe Biden is mentally unfit, but debate continues over the exact nature of his failings. He showed hostility to people of color long before now with his punitive and draconian legislation against them plus his war on the poor and the working class is not new, so those seem more like malice aforethought than senility.

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Captain Pike cosplaying as Joe Biden

With Biden’s other doddering behaviors, like stumbling on stairwells and wandering around lost and needing notes to answer the simplest questions, though, who could really say for sure? Continue reading

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ANALOG HORROR: “I AM SOPHIE” IS OVER

i am sophieRegular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how interested I am in the various ARGs, Analog Horror projects and other forms of “Unfiction” that play out on the internet. Earlier this year I had fun looking back on completed projects like Analog Archives and Channel 7, both of which owed a lot to the ongoing work Local 58.

Many of these projects, especially The Magical World of Ania, display more daring and creativity than we’ve gotten in major movie releases and television shows in recent years. Similarly, I Am Sophie was unfolding as a meta-within-meta horror narrative that was on course to become one of THE best and most disturbing examples of Unfiction. Continue reading

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NATIVE CALIFORNIAN ON TRUMP AND CHINA

democrat republican or awakeHere at Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog I was intrigued by this video interview of a native Californian who lived in China for years and the experience made him feel that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump was right about China and other issues. The comments under the original video come from both pro and anti-Trump people. 

How living in China changed my view on Trump and US politics: Californian native – YouTube

 

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