Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I’m an atheist but there is no denying that Islam – the religion founded by the blood-soaked child rapist named Muhammad – is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world right now.
It’s time for the 2017 Edition of the Ramadan death totals. Here’s where we stand 9 days in. –
TERRORIST ATTACKS IN THE NAME OF ALL OTHER RELIGIONS: 0 … ZERO … NONE.
TERRORIST ATTACKS IN THE NAME OF ISLAM: Read on –
June 3rd: London, England – Three Muslim fascists shouting “This is for Allah” used vehicular attacks and knives to kill SEVEN innocent people while injuring roughly FIFTY more.
June 2nd: Kolofata, Cameroon – Islamofascists strapped explosives to 2 young girls and detonated those explosives in a refugee camp, killing ELEVEN innocent people and injuring over THIRTY more.
May 27th: Marawi, Philippines – Muslim fascists murdered NINETEEN innocent people. Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog will remember when the Philippines would have zero or at most a couple of deaths from Muslim attacks. As always with Islam, if they’re killing a few in your country today, you can bet they’ll be killing MORE AND MORE as the weeks and months go by.
May 28th: Marawi, Philippines – Islamofascists killed EIGHT innocent people for supposedly “betraying Islam.”
May 31st: Mangai, Kenya – Al Qaeda, the Muslim group Barack Obama claimed was finished in 2012, bombed EIGHT innocent people to death. 2012 was Obama’s Tet Offensive moment.
June 1st: Abala, Niger – Jihadists shot SIX innocent people to death.
June 1st: Al Hazm, Yemen – Even in Muslim nations the Muslim fascists kill and kill and kill other Muslims for not worshipping the exact same way they do. Jihadists bombed SIX innocent people to death at a market while injuring FIFTEEN more.
May 29th: Nguro, Nigeria – Boko Haram, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, beheaded FIVE innocent people. Coexistence! Continue reading
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: The CHIPOLA COLLEGE INDIANS and the SAN JACINTO-NORTH COLLEGE GATORS fought it out for the NJCAA title. The favored Gators started out with a 1-0 1st Inning edge that became 2-1 in the 2nd. 
Another Muslim terror attack means that Democrats like fake newsman Reza Aslan at fake news network CNN unleash the vitriol against President Trump and his perfectly valid travel ban that those cowardly hypocrites would NEVER unleash on Muslim terrorists. 
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: The Defending National Champions – the 5th seeded LEWIS- CLARK STATE WARRIORS – battled the 2 seeds – the FAULKNER UNIVERSITY EAGLES for the title. Runs were flying in the 1st Inning, which ended with the Warriors on top of the Eagles 3-2. 
THE AVENGERS Volume 1, Number 118 (December 1973) To The Death 
For years Dormammu had been bound by his Galactus-like vow not to invade Earth’s dimension ever again but the reassembled Evil Eye of Avalon gives him the power to bypass that vow by simply MERGING our dimension with his. 
While the other superheroes fight off the demonic creatures beginning to surround them, Dr Strange casts a spell to prevent the Avengers and Defenders from turning into Dark Dimension creatures for the necessary hour. He tells his comrades that he can’t protect everyone on Earth the same way or he’ll be too weak to help them fight Dormammu. 
As the argument continues amid battles with Dark Dimension demonoids, Nick Fury, Contessa Valentina Allegro de Fontaine and Dum Dum Dugan arrive with dozens of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Fury’s outfit was as much a paramilitary organization as an intelligence unit and, with guns blazing they tackle the monstrous beings now reproducing geometrically out of the local population. 
MORE bickering breaks out among the heroes as Thor calls out to all of those Avengers and Defenders who can fly to join him in racing to the far-off spot where they can see Dormammu and his ally/ pawn Loki standing. 
PENULTIMATE GAME: The 2nd seeded FAULKNER UNIVERSITY EAGLES needed to defeat the 5 seeds – the LEWIS-CLARK STATE WARRIORS – in order to force a deciding game the next day. A 1-0 1st Inning lead for the Eagles stood unchanged until the 4th, when it became a 2-1 advantage. The Warriors responded with a huge 5th Inning which saw them take the lead by a score of 5-2. Faulkner University shut out Lewis-Clark State from there while cutting their lead down to 5-3 in the 6th Inning and 5-4 in the 8th. The Eagles drove in 2 runs in the 9th for a 6-5 victory behind the pitching of Austin Moreland. 
DAY SIX, FIRST SEMIFINAL: The UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT SAN DIEGO TRITONS took the diamond against the SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS COLLEGE SPARTANS. After a scoreless 1st Inning the Tritons grabbed a 2-0 edge in the 2nd and a 4-0 advantage in the 3rd. That set the pattern for the game as UC-San Diego scored in every remaining Inning except the 8th while simultaneously shutting out the Spartans. The Tritons eviscerated their opponents to the tune of TEN to NOTHING courtesy of a complete Iron Man Game by Pitcher Kyle Goodbrand. 
Balladeer’s Blog once again brings attention to the intolerance of various Left-Wing Archie Bunkers and Faculty Lounge Fascists on campuses across the U.S. SEE ALSO 
“Shutting down conservatives has become de rigueur. But now anti-free-speech activists are increasingly turning their ire on free-thinking progressives. Liberals shouldn’t cede the responsibility to defend free speech on college campuses to conservatives. After all, without free speech, what’s liberalism about?”
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: The final two teams left standing in NJCAA D3 were the 3-time Defending National Champions – the TYLER COLLEGE APACHES – and the NIAGARA COUNTY COLLEGE THUNDER WOLVES. 
ALIEN: COVENANT (2017) – Balladeer’s Blog’s sources in the industry – and by the industry I mean the business – have assured me that when the very first public showing of Alien: Covenant was over Ridley Scott stood up, faced the preview audience and defiantly said “Now you tell me that’s not funny!”
Director Scott even takes a not-so-subtle poke at the whole “Newt and Hicks die right off the bat in Alien 3″ debacle. He has reasonably famous actor James Franco play the ship’s captain and – get this – Franco’s character dies after about a minute and a half when his cryo-sleep coffin catches fire! Too funny! (But I feel the merchandising tie-in with James Franco Briquettes is a little tasteless!) 
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