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NAIA COLLEGE BASEBALL PLAYOFF TEAMS SET

usao_drovers_150px31HUTCHINSON, KANSAS BRACKET – 1. University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma Drovers     ###    2. Tabor College Blue Jays     ###    3. Wayland Baptist University Pioneers    ###    4. Morningside College Mustangs    ###    5. Mayville State Comets  

georgia gwinnettLAWRENCEVILLLE, GEORGIA BRACKET – 1. Georgia Gwinnett College Grizzlies    ###    2. Indiana University Southeast Grenadiers    ###    3. Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders   ###    4. Olivet Nazarene University Tigers    ###    5. University of British Columbia Thunderbirds     Continue reading

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FOOLKILLER PART TWO

Welcome to the second part of Balladeer’s Blog’s alternate way of handling the Marvel Comics character the Foolkiller. Marvel has changed and rebooted the character many times since his first appearance in 1974, but never in a way that has made Foolkiller click with the public the way other Marvel characters have.

FOR PART ONE OF THIS ARTICLE CLICK HERE

Defenders 76 Little TriggersDEFENDERS Vol 1: Number 76 – LITTLE TRIGGERS (Oct 1979)

A. Synopsis of the “real” story – The Defenders (Valkyrie, Hellcat, Moondragon and the Wasp) get involved with Richard Rory, Amber Grant and the various unresolved plot threads left over from the premature cancellation of the comic book series Omega the Unknown. The Defenders search for precocious 13 year old James Michael Starling, who always had a link to Omega that not even he understood, and locate him at his old family home in Pennsylvania.

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Foolkiller (Greg Salinger), with his Purification Gun.

The alien race of Protarians, who have been pursuing both Starling and Omega for months, arrive in spacecraft and try to nab the boy. The Defenders battle the aliens to protect Starling and his female friend Dian. Meanwhile in Las Vegas, the Defenders’ old foe Ruby (the orb-headed woman on the cover) and her monstrous creation she calls the Dibbuk steal the dead body of the superhero Omega. Ruby plans to dissect the corpse to see what she can learn for her various inhuman experiments on the living.

In unrelated subplots Nighthawk, in his civilian identity of millionaire Kyle Richmond, is served a restraining order forbidding him to go into action in costume until his legal problems are resolved, and the Hulk battles a shapeless creature who serves the Unnameable, a really boring villain the Defenders will fight in the near future.

Back in Pennsylvania the besieged Defenders drive off the Protarians only to see a blinding light, after which they see that Starling’s body has somehow been replaced by the late Omega’s. This odd development is the cliffhanger ending for this issue. +++

B. Balladeer’s Blog’s Alternate Treatment – Continue reading

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USCAA WORLD SERIES CHAMPS CROWNED

College of St Josephs Vermont Fighting SaintsUNITED STATES COLLEGIATE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION  CHAMPIONSHIP – The fourth and final day of the 2016 USCAA World Series found the top seeded COLLEGE OF SAINT JOSEPH’S (sic) FIGHTING SAINTS, who had already advanced to the title game, waiting for their opponents. Those opponents would be the winners of the early game between the 3rd seeded UC-CLERMONT COUGARS and the 2nd seeded ROCHESTER COLLEGE WARRIORS. Continue reading

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FOOLKILLER: MARVEL’S MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Foolkiller Spiderman

Foolkiller once battled Spider-Man, just like every other hero and villain in the Marvel Universe.

Superhero-Mania shows no signs of abating and Marvel Comics certainly rules the big screen right now. I have a soft spot for comic books because reading them as a kid led me to mythology, one of the big loves of my life. I’ve covered superheroes here at Balladeer’s Blog in the past and with Marvel’s Deadpool, Civil War and X-Men: Apocalypse all out this year I figured I’d explore a character Marvel never seemed to get a handle on: the Foolkiller.

This character’s lingering appeal first seemed to come from his Zorro-esque appearance. Beginning with the second man to don the costume and wield the Purification Gun the appeal started to come from the figure’s potential similarities to the Punisher and Paladin, with overtones of Rorschach before there ever WAS a Rorschach. (Oddly, Marvel tried a 1990 reboot with Foolkiller in which he was much like Deadpool, who didn’t debut until the following year.)

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** ** ***  That a long red sash flowing from your hat or are you just happy to see me?

 

I took an hour or so for some escapist fun and buried myself in the various reboots Marvel attempted for the character over the decades. I would say Marvel REALLY missed their chance way back when Foolkiller faced the Defenders. Nobody asked for it, but here is my issue by issue look at how this misused figure could have been incorporated into the Marvel Universe beginning with Defenders # 74.  

For readers unfamiliar with this obscure vigilante/ maniac I’ll pepper in relevant facts as we go along. For starters, outside of the name, this Foolkiller has no connection to the satirical figure from the 1800s American South. Marvel’s original Foolkiller (who died in just his second appearance) was a religious fanatic who killed people that he felt were spiritual “fools” designated by Heaven for him to slay. He donned the cool Zorro-type costume and used a Purification Gun (origin STILL unknown) that fired as yet undefined energies.

Foolkiller parachuteThe power of those energy blasts varied wildly (you know comic book writing) but could do anything from blasting a regular human being to bits, to annihilating a supervillain called Blockbuster to blasting holes through stone and metal walls or even stunning the incredible Hulk. The unusual fabric of the red sash connected to the Foolkiller’s hat had expandable qualities, like when the figure would use it as a parachute when leaping from a tall building or airplane. 

At the time that Foolkiller clashed with the Defenders the man using the costume and Purification Gun was blonde poet Greg Salinger. Unlike the original Foolkiller – the religious zealot Ross Everbest – Salinger’s criteria for “fools” to be killed was more secular, putting him one step closer to Punisher or Proto-Rorschach territory.  

Foolkiller Defenders 74

Ah, comic book inking screwups! Though Foolkiller’s costume was colored correctly inside the book, on the cover his costume was mistakenly red instead of his hat-sash.

DEFENDERS Vol 1: Number 74 – FOOLS RUSH IN  (August 1979)

A. Synopsis of the “real” story – Foolkiller (Greg Salinger) fresh off his encounters with Omega and Blockbuster (well, in comic book retcon time, anyway) travels to the Defenders’ Long Island Headquarters – the Richmond Riding Academy. He claims it’s because he is considering joining the Defenders, whose previously secret existence was recently exposed by “Dollar” Bill English’s televised documentary. In the cliffhanger ending it turns out that, in reality Foolkiller has designated the Defenders as his latest fools to slay.  

B. Balladeer’s Blog’s Alternate Treatment – This could have been the start of a long run for Foolkiller with the Defenders and made him a potential hit instead of a never-was. There was no real risk in trying him out as a Defender. Hell, the Defenders had had a hero-villain like Sub-Mariner as a member, the forever-fugitive Hulk was STILL a member at the time as was Nighthawk, a reformed supervillain. They had even had unconventional figures like the feared Silver Surfer, the Son of Satan and Devil-Slayer as members.     

That said, the reason there was no risk was that if the fans hated having Foolkiller as a Defender he was easily disposed of after a few months – have him carted off to an insane asylum (like the Defenders really did after defeating him in the next issue), or just kill him off or have the other Defenders get fed up with him and treat him like any other supervillain and send him to jail.  

From what I gather the sales figures for the Defenders at the time were already faltering (hence the repeated “Defenders try to subdue their member the Hulk” storylines and covers). The comic book could definitely have used some pizzazz. By this time – 1979 – Wolverine over in the pages of The X-Men had shown that an abrasive, potentially deadly wildcard character could really liven things up.  

Foolkiller’s running battle with the Hulk on the train to Long Island in the original story could have spilled over all the way to the Richmond Riding Academy. Nighthawk had just resigned as necessitated by the Federal Investigation into his alter ego Kyle Richmond’s legal troubles stemming from Nighthawk’s questionable past. (Kyle’s secret identity was publicly known by then)

The remaining Defenders at the Riding Academy HQ – the Valkyrie, Clea and Hellcat – could have been drawn to the chaos of the Foolkiller/ Hulk fracas, by now taking place on the Riding Academy grounds. Naturally they would side with their teammate the Hulk and join him in fighting Salinger. Somewhere in the course of the battle a cliffhanger situation could arise.     Continue reading

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USCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES DAY THREE

Cincinatti Clermont Cougars logo biggerDAY THREE: GAME ONE – The 3rd seeded UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI AT CLERMONT COUGARS went to bat against the 7th seeded PSU-DUBOIS LIONS in this game. The Cougars shut out the Lions while putting up runs for themselves in the 1st, 2nd and 6th Innings to eliminate PSU-Dubois by a score of 4-0. Pitcher Grant Christman got the Win for UC-Clermont. Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT-RUN ILLINOIS CUTS AID TO DISABLED CHILDREN BUT INCREASES AID TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Victims of Illegal ImmigrantsYes, the political robots of the Democratic Party, whose machine still runs Illinois, demonstrate once again that they are the LAST human beings who should ever lecture the rest of the country about “compassion.” This time Illinois voted to EXPAND aid to Illegal Immigrants and voted to CUT aid to nearly 1,200 disabled  children who had the misfortune to be born in the United States. 

To quote Christine Chalkey, the mother of a disabled teen son:

“Funding their (illegal immigrants) care directs the program’s resources away from people like my son and thousands of other legal citizens of the state. It is so disheartening knowing legislators cut services for the 1,000 medically fragile, disabled children in Illinois who are citizens but did not cut out one of the over 75,000 men, women and children in this same program who are not citizens.” 

As the Democratic Party makes ever-clearer the actual citizens of the United States mean nothing to them. They instead work tirelessly to recruit future Democratic Party voters by diverting as much money as they can to illegal immigrants. Those illegal immigrants will then show their gratitude by voting for the Democrats, even BEFORE they become citizens. It’s no secret that that is why the Democratic Party always opposes the need for Voter I.D. And as always the Democrats pretend that this blatant vote-buying is “compassion.” 

OKAY, YOU ALLEGEDLY “COMPASSIONATE” DEMOCRATS – ANY OF YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY THE DISABLED CHILDREN WHO WERE BORN HERE ARE LESS DESERVING OF MEDICAL AID THAN PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY?

This is just another reason why people are so tired of being accused of (yawn) racism for caring about their own loved ones instead of people who slipped across our southern border illegally. If someone is “racist” for resenting cuts to aid for their loved one so a political party can pander to a voting bloc what does that make someone who – for cheap political gamesmanship – cares more about illegal immigrants than disabled native-born children? Oh, yeah … a Democrat. Continue reading

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USCAA WORLD SERIES DAY TWO PLUS MORE

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College of St Josephs Vermont Fighting SaintsDAY TWO: GAME ONE – The top seeds – the COLLEGE OF SAINT JOSEPH’S (sic) FIGHTING SAINTS – squared off against the 5th seeded ROBERT MORRIS UNIVERSITY AT PEORIA EAGLES. The Fighting Saints got off to a quick 1-0 lead in the 1st Inning, but from there it was a pitcher’s duel. College of St Joseph’s added just one more run the rest of the way, while the Eagles mustered just one lone run in the 7th Inning. Pitcher Bill Brancatella threw for the whole game in a 2-1 win for the Fighting Saints.   Continue reading

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OBAMA ADMITS HE’S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THE PRESIDENCY

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Proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and of Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program.

In his recent commencement speech at Howard University Little Barry Obama told the graduates that people who do well in life are just lucky and it “wasn’t nothin’ they did.”

This means Obama has finally gained enough self-awareness to realize how LUCKY he was to go to all those private schools, get entry to educational institutions and stay there despite his low grades just because he was LUCKY enough to be in a country with Affirmative Action. (He could have mentioned the fact that that’s how Michelle got into her college, too, since her grades weren’t good enough, either.)

It also means Barack acknowledges how LUCKY he was to be in the right place at the right time to pointlessly race-bait his way to prominence in the cesspool of the Chicago political system. Then he was LUCKY enough to be the man selected to speak at the Democratic Convention and gain his first national attention.

Prancing Buffoon

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** He’s such a bitch!

From there he was LUCKY enough to go up against Hillary Clinton in 2008 for the Democratic Party nomination. He was also LUCKY enough to follow George W Bush, a repulsive bloated rich pig. And he was LUCKY enough to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize his first year in office, based on ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Most of all he was LUCKY enough to be up against a Republican Party being run by the most clueless, gutless and insipid fools to ever walk the planet. Continue reading

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART TWENTY-SEVEN

Pele and Hi'iakaBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART TWENTY-SEVEN

And so, as Hi’iaka’s revenge on her sister Pele, the volcano and fire goddess, she made sure that her first coupling with Prince Lohiau, the man both goddesses loved, took place right within Pele’s sight at the base of Mount Kilauea. All of Pele’s other sisters had gathered around her to see the beautiful man named Lohiau. The fern goddess Pa’u’o’pala’e and the mortal woman Wahine, whom Hi’iaka had sent on ahead, entered Pele’s tempestuous presence. 

Pele raged at the two women, demanding to know why the quest to reach and return from Lohiau’s home of Kauai had taken so long. Pa’u’o’pala’e, as a sister goddess, replied to Pele that no matter what had caused the delay Lohiau had arrived and was at the foot of Mount Kilauea with Hi’iaka.   Continue reading

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USCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES BEGINS PLUS MORE

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Cleary University CougarsDAY ONE: GAME ONE – To start things off the 8 seeds – the CLEARY UNIVERSITY PROWLING COUGARS – took on the 9th seeded PSU-BEAVER NITTANY LIONS. A 3-3 tie in the 2nd Inning became a 4-3 edge for the Prowling Cougars in the 3rd and ultimately a 7-6 win for Cleary University. Pitcher Jack Ropp of the Prowling Cougars picked up the win.   Continue reading

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