Monthly Archives: May 2015

NCCAA WORLD SERIES: THE LATEST RESULTS

* NCCAA WORLD SERIES *

PalmBeachatlanticSailfishDAY ONE – GAME ONE – This game pitted the 4 seeds – the PALM BEACH ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY SAILFISH – against the 5th seeded CENTRAL BAPTIST COLLEGE MUSTANGS. The Sailfish seized a 5-0 lead in the 1st Inning then doubled that to a 10-0 lead in the 2nd. From there Palm Beach Atlantic University never looked back, ultimately thrashing the Mustangs by a score of SIXTEEN to TWO! Pitcher Josh Turner got the win. Continue reading

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BELATED HAPPY “EVERYBODY DRAW MUHAMMAD DAY”

Muhammad, the insane child rapist who founded Islam.

Muhammad, the insane child rapist who founded Islam.

Yesterday I was so busy with the college baseball postseason and everything else that I forgot to mention it was once again International Draw Muhammad Day! The woman who founded it – Molly Norris – has been in hiding for years because of the Muslim fanatics trying to kill her. But hey, cowardly comedians continue to act like they’re “cutting edge” for going after Christians. I’m a non-believer but there’s no denying that if I wrote something about Jesus having sex with farm animals and corpses that would NO LONGER be daring. Christians have become the cultural “safe targets” so only the most gutless of hypocrites still think they’re being courageous by taking them on.

The truly untamed beast in the world’s religions is the superstitious savagery called Islam. Muslim fanatics kill people simply for drawing pictures they don’t like. In the past there were plenty of depictions of Muhammad in Western art because non-Muslims sure as hell shouldn’t be bound by the rules of a religion they don’t belong to. Only recently has there been an obsession with making it taboo to draw the insane, blood-soaked child rapist who founded Islam. I can’t draw so I’m limited to showing the drawings of others.

Those of us taking on Islam are fully aware that if the Muslim fanatics who threaten us DO succeed in killing us the world is full of cowards who will claim our deaths are our own fault. We don’t care. I don’t follow ANY religion and I will not live according to the rules of the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world right now. 

If you disagree with the spirit of this cartoon you're clearly too weak-minded to handle freedom of expression.

If you disagree with the spirit of this cartoon you’re clearly too weak-minded to handle freedom of expression.

WE ARE NEVER GOING TO STOP WITH THE PICTURES OF MUHAMMAD. Well, at least people with a backbone won’t. The weak and the cowardly will happily pretend they’re being “culturally sensitive” by shying away from Muhammad pictures. Then they’ll make a few Jesus jokes to pretend they ARE NOT afraid of religious fanatics. 

This man put it best:

“Once they started killing people for drawing Mohammed it became necessary for everyone to draw Mohammed – to show that there are too many to kill, and thus to teach Islam that, whatever its own proscriptions, they do not and will never apply to non-believers. Once you make drawing Mohammed a capital crime, it is necessary to make drawing Mohammed so universal that it’s no crime at all. If you claim the right to kill because you’re offended, then it is necessary to offend you all the time – until you accept the messy norms of pluralistic societies.”   Continue reading

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TOP FOUR FORGOTTEN CONFLICTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY

With the Memorial Day holiday weekend coming up what could be more appropriate than to examine a few of the forgotten conflicts from America’s past? The soldiers who fell in those wars are no less dead just because they served in actions that are neglected in the history books and/or were never formally declared by Congress. (details, details)

And in keeping with my blog’s overall theme I won’t be bringing any of that weak Korean War, World War One or War of 1812 crap. When Balladeer says forgotten I mean forgotten with a capital (or at least italicized) “F”. As forgotten as The Montefuscos and Hizzoner. As forgotten as a Polish memoir or a promise from a presidential candidate.

4. THE FORGOTTEN YEAR OF THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR (1781 – 1782) – My fellow Revolutionary War geeks and I are forever rolling our eyes at documentaries that act like Cornwallis’ surrender at Yorktown marked the end of that conflict. True, it was the last MAJOR battle of the war, but there were 13 more months of open bloodshed and another year after that before the peace treaty was signed. 

October 1781 to November 1782 saw General “Mad” Anthony Wayne’s campaign to fully recover Georgia from British Loyalists and Continue reading

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NJCAA WORLD SERIES TEAMS: ALL THREE DIVISIONS

* NJCAA DIVISION ONE *

conquistadorsCENTRAL DISTRICT –

Champions – DODGE CITY COLLEGE CONQUISTADORS

2015 Record – 41-18

Championship Game – Defeated the Cowley College Tigers 7-1. Continue reading

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OBAMA SLAPPED IN COURT ONCE AGAIN

Obama at his most presidential

Obama at his most presidential

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama got slapped down in Federal Court AGAIN over his administration’s habitual unconstitutional behavior.

Remember back in September of 2012 when Obama lied about the Al Qaeda attack on Benghazi in Libya? Long after B.O. claimed Al Qaeda was “on the run”? Little Barry was apparently terrified that that would be his “LBJ and the Tet Offensive” moment, prompting voters to see through another of his outright lies.

Obama’s solution? Lie about the pre-planned attack, which we now know his administration had warnings about AT LEAST TEN DAYS BEFORE IT HAPPENED. The repulsive little man claimed that the attack on the compound in Benghazi was “a spontaneous demonstration” caused by a Youtube video critical of Islam’s oppressive nature, especially toward women.

That video was forced off Youtube by the Obama administration, even though they knew it had nothing to do with Benghazi. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has now ruled that that was a case of prior restraint and Little Barry was in the wrong for forcing the Youtube video from the site. Obama and Hillary Clinton STILL lied to the faces of the loved ones of those who were killed by Al Qaeda at Benghazi, still pretending the video had caused the violence. AT THE FUNERAL FOR THEIR LOVED ONES!  Continue reading

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MALDOROR 3:3 – THE TIGER-HEADED DRAGON

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the macabre 1868 French language work The Songs of Maldoror. It’s a battle of monsters this time around.

THE TIGER-HEADED DRAGON

Image by Joey B at Deviant Art

Image by Joey B at Deviant Art

As this stanza begins the supernatural being Maldoror has been conversing with the Wandering Jew from folklore. Way back in And Now Men Fear You No More we learned about Maldoror’s long-ago relationship with Lohengrin the Knight of the Swan when they both lived in the Grail Castle. Now our main character interacts with another figure from legend.

The narrative never bothers clarifying which of the many versions of the Wandering Jew story it favors, it’s simply presenting a chance meeting of two ancient beings who wander the Earth.  

A white-winged, serpent-tailed dragon with the head and body of a tiger makes an aerial approach toward the two figures. The dragon lands and the Wandering Jew notes it is taller than the tallest oak. The dragon has come for Maldoror and the two exchange words of greeting as a prelude to their battle.  Continue reading

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NCCAA WORLD SERIES TEAMS ANNOUNCED, NJCAA BASEBALL PLAYOFFS CONTINUE

* NJCAA PLAYOFFS *

Sumter Fire AntsEASTERN DISTRICT – CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA AT SUMTER FIRE ANTS took on the POTOMAC STATE CATAMOUNTS for this District’s crown. The Fire Ants won a 4-2 nailbiter to become the FIRST University of South Carolina system institution to make the National Tournament. Pitcher Victor Gonzalez threw for the win. * CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FIRE ANTS, WHO ADVANCE TO THE NJCAA WORLD SERIES Continue reading

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MUSLIM PRESIDENT AGAIN THREATENS GAY PEOPLE

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY,  MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Gambia’s Muslim President Yahyah Jammeh renewed his commitment to persecuting gay people in his country. “I will slit your throat,” the Muslim hatemonger assured homosexuals in Gambia, “If you are a man and want to marry another man in this country and we catch you no one will ever set eyes on you again.”

No specific word if Jammeh would cater a gay wedding, but his administration has been condemned by Amnesty International for “wave arrests” of gay people who are then tortured. Yahyah’s Homophobe Force was further condemned for their use of a faux scientific device that supposedly can detect if someone is gay.  

An interesting look at America’s potential future since American politicians don’t think Muslims who migrate here need to accept that we do not go by Islamic law. Only people who migrate from Christian or Jewish, etc nations are expected to embrace the Rainbow. Continue reading

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USCAA WORLD SERIES CHAMPS CROWNED AND MORE COLLEGE BASEBALL ACTION

* USCAA WORLD SERIES *

newportnewsapprentice-school-builderCHAMPIONSHIP SERIES – Yesterday the 5th seeded NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS won their first National Championship in baseball since 2007. They did it in style, too, by winning THREE games in one day!

GAME ONE – The (5) Builders faced the 2nd seeded PENN STATE AT GREATER ALLEGHENY NITTANY LIONS in this game. A 1-0 1st Inning lead for NNAS became a 3-0 advantage in the 4th and 3-1 in the 5th. The Builders added another run in the 7th Inning for a 4-1 victory with Taylor Gomer on the mound.   Continue reading

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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: ELVIS RAPED JIMMY HOFFA

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Along with her crack investigative team Haven Monahan and a mysterious woman known only as “Jackie”, Erdely has discovered that the late Elvis Presley once raped Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa.

Furthermore, Erdely, whose journalistic motto is “Facts, schmacts, I’ve got an agenda to push”, reported that Hoffa was then killed and his corpse hidden just to preserve Presley’s public image.  Continue reading

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