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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BRUCE JENNER RAPED CAITLYN JENNER

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Once again disgraced journalist and notorious UVA Rape Hoaxer Sabrina Erdely plus her crack investigative team of Haven Monahan and a woman called “Jackie” have broken a shocking story. Erdely reports that former Olympic Athlete Bruce Jenner has raped a woman named Caitlyn Jenner.

Erdely, who has a reputation for disregarding (or not even looking for) any facts that conflict with the narrative she’s pushing said her story came when she saw how much the names “Bruce Jenner” and “Caitlyn Jenner” were trending on social media.

Sabrina stated:

“The only possible reason could be that Bruce, who is a man and therefore a rapist-in- waiting, MUST have raped whoever this Caitlyn Jenner is. Anyone who doubts this is denying that rape ever happens and they are subjecting this brave victim Caitlyn Jenner to a SECOND rape on social media.” Continue reading

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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: ELVIS RAPED JIMMY HOFFA

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Along with her crack investigative team Haven Monahan and a mysterious woman known only as “Jackie”, Erdely has discovered that the late Elvis Presley once raped Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa.

Furthermore, Erdely, whose journalistic motto is “Facts, schmacts, I’ve got an agenda to push”, reported that Hoffa was then killed and his corpse hidden just to preserve Presley’s public image.  Continue reading

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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BIGFOOT RAPED MOTHMAN

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Erdely reports that Bigfoot has raped Mothman and did it in the Bermuda Triangle no less! According to Erdely and her sources Haven Monahan and a woman known only as “Jackie” one out of every five cryptozoological (in other words “non-existent”) creatures experience rape. Though that statistic has been proven wrong over and over again Erdely – keeping true to the standards of her UVA rape hoax story – keeps citing it as if it was the truth.  Continue reading

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ANIMAL HOUSE 2015: SABRINA ERDELY BLUES

Animal House 2015The 2015 remake of Animal House hits theaters this week just in time to coincide with the Columbia School of “Journalism” (LMAO) releasing its results about the Sabrina Erdely UVA article at Rolling Stone magazine. The fraudulent report Jann Wenner’s publication ran has been exposed as a failure of every basic practice of reportorial decency and fundamental fact-finding.  

Cult director Eddie Wozniak scores again with this bawdy and hilarious look at an innocent fraternity of young men at an unnamed university in the American south. The fraternity, Phi Kappa Psi, is a heroic band of youths minding their own business when they are blindsided by a sleazy, opportunistic reporter for Strolling Rune magazine, campus hate groups and the university’s corrupt president. Continue reading

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SABRINA ERDELY’S LATEST SCOOP: THE SMURFS GANG-RAPED SMURFETTE

ERDELY: "This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!"

ERDELY: “This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!”

 SABRINA ERDELY: THE “REPORTER” WHO SET WOMEN BACK ABOUT 60 YEARS. 

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