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OBAMA SLAPPED IN COURT ONCE AGAIN

Obama at his most presidential

Obama at his most presidential

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama got slapped down in Federal Court AGAIN over his administration’s habitual unconstitutional behavior.

Remember back in September of 2012 when Obama lied about the Al Qaeda attack on Benghazi in Libya? Long after B.O. claimed Al Qaeda was “on the run”? Little Barry was apparently terrified that that would be his “LBJ and the Tet Offensive” moment, prompting voters to see through another of his outright lies.

Obama’s solution? Lie about the pre-planned attack, which we now know his administration had warnings about AT LEAST TEN DAYS BEFORE IT HAPPENED. The repulsive little man claimed that the attack on the compound in Benghazi was “a spontaneous demonstration” caused by a Youtube video critical of Islam’s oppressive nature, especially toward women.

That video was forced off Youtube by the Obama administration, even though they knew it had nothing to do with Benghazi. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has now ruled that that was a case of prior restraint and Little Barry was in the wrong for forcing the Youtube video from the site. Obama and Hillary Clinton STILL lied to the faces of the loved ones of those who were killed by Al Qaeda at Benghazi, still pretending the video had caused the violence. AT THE FUNERAL FOR THEIR LOVED ONES!  Continue reading

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1ST ANNIVERSARY OF BIN LADEN GETTING FLUSHED

 Rats get killed, cockroaches get killed, and Bin Laden got killed. One year after the death of this utter failure and rabid animal I figured what better time to repost one of my most popular comedy bits from last year. I posted an article joking about the possibility of Bin Laden’s wives getting their own reality show. Here it is again, complete with the Continue reading

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MILESTONES IN THE HISTORY OF STUPIDITY: MUSLIM JIHADISTS THREATEN DAVID LETTERMAN

A Muslim jihadist site is threatening Late Show host David Letterman (Peace Be Upon Him) for joking about the death of Ilyas Kashmiri from the hate group Al Quaeda. Kashmiri was killed in a Continue reading

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WE MARRIED A MADMAN: THE HOT NEW REALITY SERIES STARRING BIN LADEN’S WIVES

Yes, in the spirit of Sister Wives and Mob Wives, it’s We Married A Madman, a Pakistani- produced reality tv show following life from the point of view of the late Osama Bin Laden’s wives. Early reports indicate this is why the Pakistanis were less than cooperative with U.S. military and intelligence personnel about Bin Laden’s whereabouts. A raid would have spoiled production of this guaranteed ratings blockbuster. A highly- placed Pakistani source confirmed this for me recently. 

“There we were, finally poised to get our piece of the reality tv pie”, he bemoaned, “when those damn Navy Seals come in and spoil everything! It’s just another example of American Imperialism and cowboy diplomacy!” 

Like all reality shows, the program was going to  Continue reading

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THE WORLD FLUSHES A BOWEL MOVEMENT: BIN LADEN IS KILLED

Even an ardent skeptic like myself can envision an afterlife today, and here’s a photo of Osama Bin Laden waving hello from that afterlife, where he will be sodomized by goats for all eternity. The modern face of the mindless savagery called Jihad is dead thanks to the United States military. And best of all no need for a trial. I’m sure it’s a sad day for Continue reading

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