SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: ELVIS RAPED JIMMY HOFFA

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Along with her crack investigative team Haven Monahan and a mysterious woman known only as “Jackie”, Erdely has discovered that the late Elvis Presley once raped Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa.

Furthermore, Erdely, whose journalistic motto is “Facts, schmacts, I’ve got an agenda to push”, reported that Hoffa was then killed and his corpse hidden just to preserve Presley’s public image. 

When asked for proof, the disgraced Rolling Stone tale-spinner said “Are male reporters ever expected to have proof? Anyone who doubts me is saying that women can’t be good reporters. Blah blah blah Patriarchy, blah blah blah Rape Culture, blah blah blah microaggressions.”

This isn’t a real story from Sabrina Erdely, but then since her story on the non-existent gang-rape at UVA wasn’t real either that makes it as “real” as her own UVA reporting!

FOR A LOOK AT ALLEGEDLY “UNWINNABLE” WARS CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/09/14/unwinnable-wars-muslim-savages-brag-about-beheading-another-non-combatant/

FOR MORE ON THIS TOPIC CLICK HERE:    https://glitternight.com/category/liberals-and-conservatives/

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4 responses to “SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: ELVIS RAPED JIMMY HOFFA

  1. Erdely failed all women everywhere.

  2. Erdeley set back all women and cast doubt on every woman who comes forward about rape on campus now.

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