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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BRUCE JENNER RAPED CAITLYN JENNER

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Once again disgraced journalist and notorious UVA Rape Hoaxer Sabrina Erdely plus her crack investigative team of Haven Monahan and a woman called “Jackie” have broken a shocking story. Erdely reports that former Olympic Athlete Bruce Jenner has raped a woman named Caitlyn Jenner.

Erdely, who has a reputation for disregarding (or not even looking for) any facts that conflict with the narrative she’s pushing said her story came when she saw how much the names “Bruce Jenner” and “Caitlyn Jenner” were trending on social media.

Sabrina stated:

“The only possible reason could be that Bruce, who is a man and therefore a rapist-in- waiting, MUST have raped whoever this Caitlyn Jenner is. Anyone who doubts this is denying that rape ever happens and they are subjecting this brave victim Caitlyn Jenner to a SECOND rape on social media.” Continue reading

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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: ELVIS RAPED JIMMY HOFFA

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Along with her crack investigative team Haven Monahan and a mysterious woman known only as “Jackie”, Erdely has discovered that the late Elvis Presley once raped Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa.

Furthermore, Erdely, whose journalistic motto is “Facts, schmacts, I’ve got an agenda to push”, reported that Hoffa was then killed and his corpse hidden just to preserve Presley’s public image.  Continue reading

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HARRY REID: HAVEN MONAHAN BEAT ME UP!

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

It’s no secret that American politicians from the Democratic and Republican parties are the lowest life forms on the planet. Harry Reid is no exception. This sleazy Senator has been dogged for years by stories about being in the pocket of organized crime. He’s also bragged about abusing his Senatorial privilege to lie about political opponents on the floor of the U.S. Senate (where he has immunity to slander charges). 

Reid keeps changing his story about the alleged beating he took around New Year’s Day, claiming all manner of accidents caused it. This despite the fact that the Capitol Police, who responded to his situation, have refused to comment on exactly what happened. 

The possibility that after Reid’s recent exposure for casino influence-peddling he got beaten up by organized crime elements angry over the way his public failure brought THEM unwanted attention as well is just one of the rumors going around. Shortly after the incident Reid announced he was stepping down, feeding all the talk. Continue reading

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