Monthly Archives: August 2014

THE TOP ELEVEN DEITIES IN VOODOO MYTHOLOGY

HaitiVoodoo mythology is a fascinating hybrid of Yoruban, Dahomey, Fon and Christian mythology intermixed with touches from Caribbean belief systems. Haiti is the central location of the Voodoo belief system but naturally it has spread throughout the world as have other faiths.

Let me point out that I will use “Voodoo” as the catch-all name, even though to purists Vodou is the Haitian version and Voodoo is the form of Vodou practiced first in New Orleans and then throughout America.  

AyidaAYIDA – The goddess of the rainbow and the primary wife of the creator deity Damballah. The pair often manifest in the skies over Haiti as intertwined serpents. Ayida also serves as a fertility goddess. Her favorite color is white as reflected in her favorite offerings: white chickens, white eggs, rice, milk and cotton. Her daughter is Ayizan, the goddess of the marketplace and of initiation into the sacred truths, making her the head Mambo (Voodoo priestess).   Continue reading

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NOTE TO GUTLESS APOLOGISTS FOR ISLAM

ISLAM: THE REALITY

ISLAM: THE REALITY

Since you cowardly hypocrites can’t conjure up any disapproval for the non-stop beheadings that the blood-soaked savages of Islam are engaging in OR for their SLAVE MARKET FOR SELLING WOMEN I don’t want any of you worms wasting my time anymore with your simple-minded and robotic defense of Islam. All such comments will be replied to with a link to this post. 

You spineless fools can also refrain from ever again embarrassing yourselves trying to say that Muslim violence is no worse than Christian or Jewish violence. UNTIL YOU COWARDS CAN SEND ME PICTURES OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY CHRISTIANS, JEWS, BUDDHISTS, HINDUS, ETC BEHEADING PEOPLE BY THE HUNDREDS AND PROUDLY POSTING PICS OF THEIR CHILDREN DISPLAYING THE HEADS OF THEIR VICTIMS – I repeat – UNTIL you can send me photos of that on a regular basis like we can do with the superstitious, homophobic and misogynistic barbarians of Islam there is NO reason to take your whiny protestations seriously when you complain about civilized people NOTICING that Islam and Islam alone continues to behave in this savage manner. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN APOLLO MISSIONS PART TWO: APOLLO 15, 16 AND 17

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE:  https://glitternight.com/2014/08/11/apollo-moon-landings-the-forgotten-missions/

Apollo 15 patchAPOLLO 15 – Overall Commander: David R Scott

Command Module Endeavor Pilot: Alfred M Worden 

Lunar Module Falcon Pilot: James B Irwin 

The Apollo 15 mission was launched on July 26th, 1971 at 9:34am EST. The Falcon touched down at the foot of the moon’s Appenine Mountains on July 30th at 6:16pm. Endeavor orbited overhead while Worden scouted potential sites for future manned and unmanned missions to the moon.   

The Mission: Apollo 15 had the lengthiest lunar visit of any mission to this point. Scott and Irwin were also the first Astronauts to drive around on an electric Moon Buggy aka a Lunar Roving Vehicle. The LRV traveled at 7 mph on flat surfaces, 11 mph going downhill. The Moon Buggy was a visual hit with the global audience but more importantly it extended the range the Astronauts could cover. Scott and Irwin were limited to a 6 mile radius from the Falcon, a limit imposed to ensure that they would still have sufficient power and air in their space suits to walk back to the Lunar Module if the Moon Buggy broke down.   Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FIVE

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

These are busy times for the blood-soaked madmen who serve as agents for the group of homophobic and misogynistic religious fanatics called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity)

I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES – In Iraq, through ISIS, just one of the many global franchises of the thriving fascist movement called I.S.L.A.M. At any rate in Iraq the agents of I.S.L.A.M. have opened a SLAVE MARKET WHERE THEY SELL WOMEN. Sandra Fluke, however, probably STILL thinks she has a rougher life. 

I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES- Again in Iraq, where agents of I.S.L.A.M. buried 500 Yazidis alive and have told the rest to convert to their barbaric religion or die. American Liberals weighed in to praise I.S.L.A.M. as “gallant freedom fighters combatting western oppression.” Continue reading

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APOLLO MOON LANDINGS: THE FORGOTTEN MISSIONS

masc chair and bottleIt’s hard to believe here in the 21st Century but there are actually people who foolishly believe that we never landed on the moon. Here in the U.S. those people are called “Obama supporters”. At any rate the conspiracy addicts who feel that the Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969 was a hoax are usually ignorant of the moon landings that followed. In the absurd debates over the legitimacy of the Apollo 11 mission the subsequent Apollo moon landings are often overlooked. In keeping with Balladeer’s Blog’s overall theme here is a look at the neglected Apollo missions that followed man’s first landing on the moon.

Apollo 12 patchAPOLLO 12 – Overall Commander: Charles “Pete” Conrad (not to be confused with Peter “Chuck” Conrad)

Command Module Yankee Clipper Pilot: Richard F Gordon, Jr

Lunar Module Intrepid Pilot: Alan L Bean 

Less than four full months after Apollo 11’s successful mission the Apollo 12 crew provided a SECOND fulfillment of President John F Kennedy’s goal of landing men on the moon and returning them safely to the Earth. Continue reading

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PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES TWENTY-FIVE THROUGH TWENTY-SEVEN

WHAT WAS ROBERT J HOGAN ON WHEN HE WROTE THE G-8 PULPS?

WHAT WAS ROBERT J HOGAN ON WHEN HE WROTE THE G-8 PULPS?

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This continues a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various supernatural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin. The regular cast was rounded out by our hero’s archenemy Doktor Krueger, by Battle, G-8’s British manservant and by our hero’s girlfriend R-1: an American nurse/ spy whose real name, like G-8’s was never revealed.

Claws of the Sky Monster25. CLAWS OF THE SKY MONSTER (October 1935) – Doktor Krueger is back! G-8’s nemesis, like all mad scientists in fiction, is a master of all disciplines and this time he’s engineered an aerial fleet of gigantic vultures. The vultures – Geieren in German – are so huge that Central Powers pilots can ride them and control them like men on horseback.

These immense vultures are mounted with machine guns and can carry bombs in their claws – bombs that can be dropped at the discretion of the “pilots” flying on the gigantic birds. As added motivation Doktor Krueger has offered a reward of one hundred thousand German marks for any Geier pilot who can kill his hated foe G-8. Continue reading

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OBAMA: SYNONYMOUS WITH LIES AND FAILURE

IraqAmerican Liberals have no grasp of reality though they pompously think they know more than anyone else about any and every subject that ever comes up in conversation. 

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COOLEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL HELMETS IN NCAA DIVISION TWO

On August 23rd the divisions of college football covered here at Balladeer’s Blog will kick off. To help all of us endure the time until the  season starts I’ve been presenting looks at the coolest football helmets from each of the divisions covered here. Now it’s Division Two’s turn.

 20. SOUTHERN ARKANSAS UNIVERSITY MULERIDERS

Location: Magnolia, AR

Conference: Great American Conference

Comment: Coach Tommy Tuberville played his college ball for the Muleriders, a team with a Continue reading

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OBAMA: MORE SLEAZINESS FROM THE 21st CENTURY NIXON

THE CROOK TRYING TO MAKE HIS GETAWAY.

THE CROOK TRYING TO MAKE HIS GETAWAY.

Barack Obama has turned out to be the most incompetent and corrupt U.S. president in history. In addition to the long list of established scandals plaguing this weak, inept and crooked little man a new element has been added. This week forty-seven of the Inspectors General who independently monitor governmental offices to uncover fraud, waste and mismanagement have appealed to Congress for help.

The white-collar criminals of the Obama Administration have been covering up, stonewalling and refusing to cooperate with those agencies THE WAY THAT PAST PRESIDENTS OF BOTH PARTIES HAVE COOPERATED. From the Justice Department down to the Chemical Safety Board the Inspectors General have jointly appealed to Congressional leaders to do their jobs and take action against the lawless administration.

Obama’s most repulsive feature is this way he has cynically exploited the fact that he is the country’s first African American president by frequently violating the separation of powers and his oath of office, relying on the country’s genuine good will to skate by. Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FOUR

I.S.L.A.M. - Where you're never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

I.S.L.A.M. – Where you’re never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

The summer of 2014 will forever be remembered as the summer when Agents of I.S.L.A.M. took the nation by storm. This sensational cable television series features the savagely superstitious practitioners of a bloodthirsty religion which is never explicitly named in the series. I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) operatives want all gay people dead and treat women like slaves, even mutilating their genitals. 

Last night’s episode featured the religious maniacs (I’d love to know what religion they are supposed to represent but producer/director Eddie Wozniak still refuses to say) committing atrocities around the world. Among the actions taken by these barbarians included:

a) shelling a hospital full of their own people and blaming it on another country

b) enslaving hundreds of Yazidi women in Iraq

c) using their own alleged places of worship as recruitment centers for their terrorist attacks Continue reading

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