WHY WAS MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ESTABLISHED?
A. So that it could be politically exploited by out of touch White Democrats of Privilege who think that making a hobby out of the real-life suffering that African-Americans went through means they are qualified to speak on their behalf
B. To commemorate the life of a man who expressed a message of unity and non-violence
C. So that the racist hatemongers of BLM could pretend to be honoring the man’s memory by preaching non-stop race hatred and cop killing
WHEN DEMOCRATS SAY THEY WANT A DAY OF “RACIAL HEALING” WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THAT?
A. A day where everyone mindlessly agrees with the hatemongering rhetoric spouted by Democrats
B. A day where everyone refrains from mentioning that the Democrats were the party of the KKK, Jim Crow and slavery yet they think they’re fit to lecture the rest of us about racial matters.
C. Both A and B
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT DEMOCRATS AND THEIR AL SHARPTON-STYLE KAPOS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WOULD CALL A CIVIL RIGHTS HERO?
A. An African-American teen who studies hard and works toward a better future but who gets gunned down by black street criminals
B. A black street criminal who guns down the aforementioned African-American teen as long as that criminal charges at cops and gets killed by them
C. People of color who point out that they are free to decide for themselves which political party they will vote for
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A RACIST EXPRESSION?
A. Colored people
B. People of color
C. Neither, and only a paranoid race-baiter would say otherwise
WHICH OF AMERICA’S TWO LARGEST POLITICAL PARTIES BEST REPRESENTS THE INTERESTS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS?
A. Democrats
B. Republicans
C. Neither of those parties represents the interests of anyone except white collar criminals who hold office and the bloated rich pigs who own those office-holders
AN OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF PEOPLE SURVEYED AGREED THAT:
A. The Democrats are vermin for treating Martin Luther King Day like it’s a day they own even though King was a Republican
B. The Democrats are vermin for treating Martin Luther King Day like it’s part of one of their political campaigns
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LA RAZA – “Racists Without Borders” aka “The Master Race” aka “THE Race.” 
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