I. WHY WAS MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ESTABLISHED?
A. So that it could be politically exploited by out of touch White Liberals of Privilege who think that making a hobby out of the real-life suffering that African-Americans went through means they are qualified to speak on their behalf
B. To commemorate the life of a man who expressed a message of unity and non-violence
C. So that the racist hatemongers of BLM could pretend to be honoring the man’s memory by preaching non-stop race hatred and cop killing
II. MARTIN LUTHER KING’S NIECE RECENTLY DEFENDED PRESIDENT TRUMP ONCE AGAIN FROM TIRESOME ACCUSATIONS OF RACISM. DEMOCRATS THROW POINTLESS ACCUSATIONS OF RACISM AT PEOPLE THE SAME WAY THAT …
A. Republicans accuse pro-choice people of being “Baby Killers”
B. Left-Wing Archie Bunkers accuse everyone else of being “Nazis”
C. Both A and B
III. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT DEMOCRATS AND THEIR AL SHARPTON-STYLE KAPOS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WOULD CALL A CIVIL RIGHTS HERO?
A. An African-American teen who studies hard and works toward a better future but who gets gunned down by black street criminals
B. A black street criminal who guns down the aforementioned African-American teen as long as that criminal charges at cops and gets killed by them
C. People of color who point out that they are free to decide for themselves which political party they will vote for
IV. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A RACIST EXPRESSION?
A. Colored people
B. People of color
C. Neither, and only a paranoid race-baiter would say otherwise
V. WHICH OF AMERICA’S TWO LARGEST POLITICAL PARTIES BEST REPRESENTS THE INTERESTS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS?
C. Neither of those parties represents the interests of anyone except white collar criminals who hold office and the bloated rich pigs who own those office-holders
VI. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WOULD MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR HAVE AGREED WITH?
A. Cops and Klan go hand in hand, we want dead cops and we want them now
B. All lives matter
C. Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon
VII. WHO KNOWS BEST ABOUT THE NEEDS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS WHO LIVE IN THE INNER CITY?
A. The people who actually live in the inner city
B. Elderly white liberals who think it’s still the 1960s
C. African-American celebrities who are one percenters and bloated rich pigs
VIII. WHEN IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO USE THE TERM “SHITHOLE?”
A. When pompous, snobbish white liberals are referring to working class and poor communities
B. When accusing people of using the term so you can score cheap political points
C. I can’t believe we’re even having that conversation
By the way, I’m neither a liberal nor a conservative. Want proof? CLICK HERE
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