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TOMORROW’S TRUMP HEADLINES TODAY!

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Part of the fun of this chaotic presidential campaign has been watching the corporate media froth at the mouth and repeatedly lie about Donald Trump.

All of their efforts have been exposed as lies or malicious editing of former associates of Trump. (My favorite was when they tried claiming they interviewed previous women in Trump’s life who supposedly said bad things about him but the ladies immediately went on various news shows furiously pointing out that all their comments were distorted or taken out of context and that they had a very high opinion of the Donald.)

In that spirit here are some glimpses of possible anti-Trump headlines that the corporate whores of the American media might use. The fact that they’re all completely made up makes them AT LEAST as accurate as anything Huffpo or the New York Times put up.

Hillary Winking

Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.

*** SHOCKING POLL SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE TRUMP YESTERDAY DON’T LIKE HIM TODAY EITHER!

*** TRUMP’S INSANE CLAIM THAT MUSLIMS SOMETIMES COMMIT TERROR ATTACKS SURE TO ALIENATE MUSLIM TERRORISTS!  

*** TRUMP WRYLY RESPONDS TO LOADED, BIASED QUESTIONS FROM THE MEDIA, PROVING HE’S UNFIT FOR THE PRESIDENCY! 

*** TRUMP’S INTENTION TO ENFORCE PERFECTLY REASONABLE LAWS SHOWS HIS CAMPAIGN’S DESPERATION!

*** TRUMP SHOWN LOSING SUPPORT WITH PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM ANYWAY!

*** POMPOUS SNOBS SAY TRUMP UNFIT FOR OFFICE! Continue reading

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AMERICAN MEDIA: THE BLOATED RICH PIGS WHO RUN IT WANT HILLARY AS PRESIDENT

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** If every terse or ill-considered remark made by this bought-and-paid-for criminal was covered in the same paniced and apocalyptic manner that Trump’s every pronouncement was we might have a fair playing field. The American Media has managed the impossible – making Donald Trump the heroic underdog.

American media phonies are so cute when they pretend they care about the families of people in the armed forces. At this point I can’t blame anybody for wanting to vote for Donald Trump just to spite our corporate media, which is owned by the same bloated rich pigs and one percenters who own Hillary Clinton. (I liked Bernie, by the way.)

Hey, I get it, if Hillary doesn’t become president then all the money they funneled to her through the criminal Clinton Foundation will have gone to waste. If those bloated rich pigs want a return on their investment then the slime-dripping, sleaze-oozing Hillary MUST win, no matter how blatant our media’s propoganda has to become.   

Hillary Clinton hands together BIG

*** *** *** *** *** Remember Hillary bragging about putting coal miners out of work? Had Trump said that he’d STILL be getting interrogated about it. People can tell the media is covering for Hillary.

So it’s been nothing but KHAAAAAAANN from our media non-stop for the past several days. As in the late soldier, apparently a much more decent human being than his Sharia-law supporting father. (Yep. Look it up.)  

The late soldier’s parents – like him of the Muslim faith – seemingly decided to borrow a page from Cindy Sheehan and exploit their child’s death for political purposes. They’ve launched personal attacks on Donald Trump for noticing that many terrorists are Muslims.

KHIZR KHAN HAS BEEN TIED TO THE CLINTONS by the way, immediately making motivations suspect if any actual journalists were still employed with our media.

Hillary Clinton arguing with black woman

Hillary being rude to a woman from Black Lives Matter. If it was Trump we’d still be hearing about how it proved he was unfit and didn’t have a “presidential temperament.” The media is making Trump a martyr.

At any rate the manufactured outrage that the media has obsessed over in the war of words between the Khan parents and Trump shows our media has reached a new low.

THE MEDIA IGNORES THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GRIEVING PARENTS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CHILDREN TO MUSLIM TERRORISM BUT EXPLOITS THE KHANS BECAUSE THEY’RE MUSLIMS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY’S BENEFIT. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DEMOCRATS OR THEIR MEDIA SHOWCASING MUSLIMS WHO OPPOSE ISLAMIC VIOLENCE AND WANT TO LIVE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.   

Balladeer’s Blog has covered these topics in the past. Here are a few links to what I’ve written before about the American Media and the Democrats’ selective outrage. 

ON LIBERALS EXPLOITING EMOTION 

ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS SHUN MUSLIMS WHO WANT REFORM IN THEIR FAITH    Continue reading

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MILO: I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY ANY GAY PERSON WOULD VOTE FOR HILLARY

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Milo: Combining the best qualities of Oscar Wilde, Hunter S Thompson and James Bond

Yiannopoulos … Milo Yiannopoulos. The James Bond of irreverence recently caused the emotional cripples called Democrats to clutch their pearls when he made the obvious point covered in the title of this post.

The swashbuckling Milo has been THE perfect antidote to whiny Political Correctness and to American Liberals’ fascistic obsession with censoring anything they don’t agree with. His “Dangerous Faggot” speaking tour of American colleges (which are often called “islands of intolerance in a sea of freedom”) has exposed the iron-fisted approach that Left-Wing Archie Bunkers in the “academic” (LMFAO) world use to eliminate dissent.

Milo Yiannopoulis

My favorite quip by Milo – “Don’t try calling me a racist. I’ve sucked more black cock than you ever will.”

Or thought crimes, or blasphemy against Liberal Fundamentalists, whatever term you prefer. Milo has formed a movement of gay people for Trump since Trump’s the only candidate ballsy enough to speak truth to power by saying the words “Muslim” and “Radical Islam.” 

As I’ve mentioned in the past there are people dear to me who are female and there are people dear to me who are gay and I’ve seen how they will be oppressed in a world which is too cowardly to challenge Muslim intolerance. And no, people, a temporary ban on Muslim immigration until the vetting process can catch up with the mammoth numbers pouring into the country is NOT “hatred” or “Islamophobia.” Continue reading

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SHOOTING DEATHS OF POLICE OFFICERS INCREASED BY 78% IN 2016: OBAMA’S LEGACY

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With that ugly statistic and the way his administration has egged on people who want to kill cops Barack Obama has maintained that ages-old tradition of the Democrats: promoting race-hatred for political gain. If you’ll recall, even A MEMBER OF OBAMA’S OWN WHITE HOUSE STAFF resigned after SHOOTING AT A COP! That is 100% true, not a joke. Search for it yourself if you like.

Does anybody still wonder why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have captured the attention of so many people here in the U.S? We kept getting told by the corporate media that Trump and Sanders were fringe weirdos. Unlike, y’know, a president who loves cop-killers and gives nukes to the Mad Mullahs of Iran or a secretary of state whose “Clinton Foundation” very conveniently got enormous amounts of money laundered through it JUST when bloated rich pigs and unfriendly governments around the world HAPPENED to have pending items before the State Department.  Continue reading

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DEMOCRATS: LAST NIGHT’S CONVENTION HIGHLIGHTS

 

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Bill Clinton addressed the Democrats last night and assured them that they are all still young and “with it!” Maybe even “groovy!” 

Some of you were kind enough to say you would have liked to see me do fun takes on last week’s political convention. I can’t go back in time but here’s some takes on last night’s political convention coverage.

ITEM: The Democrats renewed their vow to support ONLY Muslims who hate non-Muslims. A clearly emotional Nancy Pelosi declared “If you’re a Muslim who loves freedom and wants to live in the 21st Century THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY DOESN’T WANT YOU, DAMMIT!”

ITEM: Union thug Richard Trumka addressed the crowd and speaking directly to the working class stated “Selling out the working class has made me and many other Democrats VERY rich. How DARE you hate-filled, divisive bigots want to jeopardize the sweet setup we have!”

Needless to say the Teacher’s Union reps among the delegates sprang to their feet and cheered in agreement.

ITEM: Refusing to be embarrassed by the way Wikileaks has exposed the coordinated deception that news media stooges stage with the Democrats those news media stooges proudly proclaimed “It is NOT the job of journalists to do negative stories on the political party we vote for!” Continue reading

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WIKILEAKS: DOING THE JOB “JOURNALISM” MAJORS QUIT DOING LONG AGO

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Thank WikiLeaks for the latest proof of what I and so many other fed-up Americans have been saying for years – that people (especially overseas) need to abandon the silly notion that the Democrats are “the good guys” to the Republicans’ “bad guys.” BOTH PARTIES ARE THE BAD GUYS! Grow up and accept that already! 

Since America hasn’t had a truly free press in a very long time WikiLeaks has picked up the ball. Their most recent coup came with the release this weekend of over 19,000 confidential emails between Political Class Operatives at the Democrats’ National Committee. The fallout from this has already caused the resignation of DNC head Debbie Wasserman Schultz and has ignited many other scandals for the white collar criminals of the Democratic Party.

The most prevalent outrage at the moment has been regarding the revelation of the great lengths the DNC went to to pave the way for bloated rich pig Hillary Clinton and to sabotage the candidacy of Bernie Sanders. Thousands of Sanders supporters marched in protest over this in Philadelphia, the site of the Democrats’ National Convention this year.

Feel free to peruse the online lists of the complete set of exposed emails. Choose your own website, too, since Liberal fanatics are as paranoid as Conservative fanatics are about anything that might put their candidate or party mandarins in a negative light.

The enormous level of collusion between the Democrats and the alleged reporters of the mass media outlets surprised even a cynical, Third Party booster like me. All that plus emails reflecting the kind of comments that Democrats label “racist” and “homophobic” when other people make them. Even worse, they insist those people have to lose their livelihoods over them. Continue reading

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HILLARY: I GET TO MOVE ON, BUT YOU PEASANTS ARE ETERNALLY GUILTY OVER SLAVERY

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   I can put whatever I want behind me! But YOU DAMN PEASANTS can’t! I miss the days when you citizens knew your place and didn’t talk back to your betters! 

Every revelation that comes out about Benghazi makes it clear that Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama lied about a video causing the 2012 Benghazi attack just to spare Barack looking like a jackass over his ludicrous claims that Al Qaeda was “on the ropes.”

Despite all that, Hillary tries to pretend it’s all nothing and that she can just “move on” now. I guess she feels that anyone stupid enough to believe ANYTHING she and/or Barack say isn’t worth caring about. So the Four Dead in Benghazi are to be thrown down the Memory Hole but the Four Dead in Ohio are to be rehashed forever.

A nonexistent reporter asked Hillary if the untold millions of working class white Americans who had absolutely NOTHING to do with the slave trade that her Democratic Party championed can finally “Move On” from it she replied “NEVER! I am one of the Ruling Class! WE are allowed to “move on” from our many,many scandals, crimes and misdeeds, but YOU PEASANTS are to be browbeaten into political submission over things you had nothing to do with FOREVER!”

When that same reporter followed up by pointing out that that didn’t sound at all like that “fairness” that the Democrats forever claim to be about the bloated rich pig replied “That’s different. It’s politically useful for the Party to continue pushing the ridiculous notions of White Privilege and Collective Guilt.”  

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THE FIRST FEMALE CANDIDATES FOR U.S. PRESIDENT

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*** *** *** *** “Exxxxcelleeent!”

Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton recently made news as the first artificial life form to run for president … well, if you don’t count Jeb Bush. Anyway, since the Hillarytron and her handlers successfully stole the party’s nomination from Bernie Sanders, Balladeer’s Blog presents the first two female candidates for President of the United States.  

Victoria WoodhullVICTORIA WOODHULL

Political Party: Equal Rights Party 

Year: 1872

Noted For: Not being in the pocket of international banksters and for having Fredrick Douglass as a running mate. Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Hillary Winking

“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.

*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”

*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”

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The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!

*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”

*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)

*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!” Continue reading

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY ASKS: WHY SHOULD AMERICAN CITIZENS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

The Democratic Party, aka the party that is just as much in the pockets of one percenters as the Republican Party is, has adopted an aggressive new policy. Previously the Democrats were happy simply to have untold numbers of illegal immigrants vote for them in U.S. elections. They did that by forever fighting the use of voter i.d since they know illegals will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. The same applies to all of the convicted felons Democrats want to let vote.

Now the Democratic Party (Motto: Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed) has decided to take that strategy to the next level by indignantly asking what makes those snotty American citizens think they themselves have any right to vote! What nerve!

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Bernie Sanders agreed, proclaiming “It is the height of racism for working class Americans to think that we – their rightful rulers – have to let them vote! Our party needs to strike a blow for diversity and social justice by letting ONLY non-citizens vote. If anyone objects, just say ‘Those aren’t American values, dude’ and they’ll shut right up! It’s great being a politician when the voters are such browbeaten pussies that they’ll back down the minute they’re faced with any opposition.”

“That last sentence was off the record.” the former writer of rape porn quipped. As for candidate Clinton, she demanded $260,000 to provide any comment on the matter and referred all inquiries to her new campaign website. Access to that web site costs just $10,000 per week. 

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