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Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton recently made news as the first artificial life form to run for president … well, if you don’t count Jeb Bush. Anyway, since the Hillarytron and her handlers successfully stole the party’s nomination from Bernie Sanders, Balladeer’s Blog presents the first two female candidates for President of the United States.
VICTORIA WOODHULL
Political Party: Equal Rights Party
Year: 1872
Noted For: Not being in the pocket of international banksters and for having Fredrick Douglass as a running mate.
BELVA LOCKWOOD
Political Party: Equal Rights Party
Years: 1884 and 1888
Noted For: Being the first woman to argue a case before the U.S. Supreme Court and for NEVER attacking the integrity of rape victims. Plus never being married to a repeat rapist.
